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2014-03-26 05:35:00 PM  
With helpful picture of cheerleader. Thanks
 
2014-03-26 05:38:18 PM  

Best Princess Celestia: With helpful picture of cheerleader. Thanks


Dammit! They buried the lead!
 
2014-03-26 05:39:13 PM  
Them's some bhaaad ass goats.
 
2014-03-26 05:39:33 PM  
Was anyone else just chanting to themselves "mount, mount, mount".. Or "sex, sex, sex"?

/no beasto
//no weirdo
/// slashies..O?
 
2014-03-26 05:44:03 PM  
she has nice pants
 
2014-03-26 05:45:49 PM  
With bonus lick action.

ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2014-03-26 05:46:24 PM  

NoahFenze: Was anyone else just chanting to themselves "mount, mount, mount".. Or "sex, sex, sex"?

/no beasto
//no weirdo
/// slashies..O?


That's what I thought was going to happen, instead they just look like your average drunk citizen wanting to get on tv.
 
2014-03-26 05:46:46 PM  
I was half expecting the goat to ram her into the water.
 
2014-03-26 05:47:02 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-26 05:49:24 PM  

SlothB77: she has nice pants


Indeed, I'd like to see them on my bedroom floor.
 
2014-03-26 05:50:48 PM  

jaymanchu: NoahFenze: Was anyone else just chanting to themselves "mount, mount, mount".. Or "sex, sex, sex"?

/no beasto
//no weirdo
/// slashies..O?

That's what I thought was going to happen, instead they just look like your average drunk citizen wanting to get on tv.


They weren't average citizens?
 
2014-03-26 05:53:22 PM  

NoahFenze: jaymanchu: NoahFenze: Was anyone else just chanting to themselves "mount, mount, mount".. Or "sex, sex, sex"?

/no beasto
//no weirdo
/// slashies..O?

That's what I thought was going to happen, instead they just look like your average drunk citizen wanting to get on tv.

They weren't average citizens?


nope thems some above average ones
 
2014-03-26 05:53:58 PM  

litespeed74: SlothB77: she has nice pants

Indeed, I'd like to see them on my bedroom floor.


Would it kill you to pick up a little??  It's like an episode of 'Hoarders' in there and you have never met a reporter in your life.  How you get their pants is beyond me.
 
2014-03-26 05:54:42 PM  

jaymanchu: NoahFenze: Was anyone else just chanting to themselves "mount, mount, mount".. Or "sex, sex, sex"?

/no beasto
//no weirdo
/// slashies..O?

That's what I thought was going to happen, instead they just look like your average drunk citizen wanting to get on tv.


Bababooeyhowardsternspenis!!!

 
2014-03-26 06:00:46 PM  

jaymanchu: NoahFenze: Was anyone else just chanting to themselves "mount, mount, mount".. Or "sex, sex, sex"?

/no beasto
//no weirdo
/// slashies..O?

That's what I thought was going to happen, instead they just look like your average drunk citizen wanting to get on tv.


"Hey Brandeen! Lookee over here! There's some ree-porter lookin lady a-talkin to the tv!"
 
2014-03-26 06:02:25 PM  

NoahFenze: Was anyone else just chanting to themselves "mount, mount, mount".. Or "sex, sex, sex"?


Yeah, that reporter was kind of hot.
 
2014-03-26 06:05:47 PM  
I'll just butt in here.
 
2014-03-26 06:08:25 PM  
Professional maybe, but she's no Jim Cantore;

25.media.tumblr.com

/Wanted, so badly, to see the goats knock her into the water.
 
2014-03-26 06:10:26 PM  
I like her stance on the issue
 
2014-03-26 06:13:23 PM  

TheOther: lead!


lede


/I guess I'll have to make the The Three Billy Goats Gruff reference.
//Consider that it.
 
2014-03-26 06:22:12 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: TheOther: lead!

lede


/I guess I'll have to make the The Three Billy Goats Gruff reference.
//Consider that it.


Well, le da de!

Although, in these lax times, either is accepted, you are, technically, correct, which is, of course, the best kind of correct...comma
 
2014-03-26 06:27:45 PM  
Boots and pants, boots and pants.
 
2014-03-26 06:32:48 PM  
No goat sex on camera?
 
2014-03-26 06:50:58 PM  
So disappointed...
 
2014-03-26 06:59:53 PM  
img.izismile.com

/No goat sex because that nanny was pregnant
//Used to raise goats
 
2014-03-26 07:35:17 PM  
Goats are the best. I love goats.
 
2014-03-26 07:58:12 PM  
Giles consolable.

/Sheep go to heaven...
 
2014-03-26 08:04:14 PM  

LazyMedia: [img.izismile.com image 640x478]

/No goat sex because that nanny was pregnant
//Used to raise goats


He was still going through the motions, though, if goat courtship behavior is anything at all like sheep courtship behavior. That sniffing at her flank, and the hoofing at her would roughly translate to something like, "let's get it on, baby" in sheep.

Thought they would either have sex, or that the anchor would get a little swim courtesy of the buck. Or both.

/Would have been hilarious
//Imagine the outrage!
///Oh well
 
2014-03-26 08:15:59 PM  

Canton: He was still going through the motions, though, if goat courtship behavior is anything at all like sheep courtship behavior.


Why, exactly, are you an expert in sheep courtship behavior?
 
2014-03-26 08:18:53 PM  

lake_huron: Giles consolable.

/Sheep go to heaven...


Of course, What would Scotsmen, Irishmen, Welshmen, Virginians, Kiwis, Ontarians, Kazakhs, and your dad   do for sex if they didn't?
 
2014-03-26 08:23:32 PM  

MooseUpNorth: Canton: He was still going through the motions, though, if goat courtship behavior is anything at all like sheep courtship behavior.

Why, exactly, are you an expert in sheep courtship behavior?


He's no ordinary Scotsman.
 
2014-03-26 08:30:36 PM  

MooseUpNorth: Canton: He was still going through the motions, though, if goat courtship behavior is anything at all like sheep courtship behavior.

Why, exactly, are you an expert in sheep courtship behavior?


I'm not an expert, but having grown up on a sheep farm and having observed sheep behavior since I was about four (well before I knew what courtship even was), um... yeah. I guess I know it when I see it.

They start playing at mounting when they're young lambs. My parents used to tell my brother and me that they were playing piggy-back. (Which I guess they kind of were, since they do that before they hit sheep puberty.) Lamb play also includes practice in flocking behavior and dominance displays, all of which is adorable.

Then they grow up into adult social, agonistic, flight and foraging behaviors. Rams are much more agonistic than the ewes, and head butting among ewes may be partially agonistic, partially social. I'm still not sure. And foraging behavior among the domestic sheep I am personally familiar with involves a lot of pushing; whoever's carrying the bucket of grain is going to get pushed, and possibly bruised. This is the ewes, by the way. It's easier to keep the rams back, mostly because there are fewer of them and training them not to hit is... well, necessary. Because horns. The ewes also have horns, but... not like the rams. Major size difference...

Anyway, um, back to goats...
 
2014-03-26 08:45:36 PM  
Do you still hear them screaming, Canton?

/on mobile, sorry
 
2014-03-26 08:51:20 PM  
Why do we still make reporters stand in stuff to report on it?  There's dry land two feet to the right and it'd still keep the water in the shot...you don't have to stand in it.
 
2014-03-26 08:52:11 PM  

Canton: I'm not an expert, but

[...]

Dammit! There you went and got all interesting before the sheep jokes ran their course. The hell kind of fark-blocking is that?
 
2014-03-26 09:12:05 PM  

MooseUpNorth: Canton: I'm not an expert, but [...]

Dammit! There you went and got all interesting before the sheep jokes ran their course. The hell kind of fark-blocking is that?


Sorry man. Sheep farking jokes get old, you have no idea...

(To me, it's like jokes about farking dogs. Imagine they're dog farking jokes...)
 
2014-03-26 09:14:37 PM  
Once there was a silly old ram,
He saw a news crew with a live cam,
One of the crew told the ram to scram,
But he kept buttin' the news crew's live cam van...
 
2014-03-26 09:29:19 PM  

Canton: Sorry man. Sheep farking jokes get old, you have no idea...


I can make dog farking jokes just as easily. You're entitled to your fetish; I won't judge.
 
2014-03-26 09:39:21 PM  

MooseUpNorth: Canton: Sorry man. Sheep farking jokes get old, you have no idea...

I can make dog farking jokes just as easily. You're entitled to your fetish; I won't judge.


Sigh.

Eh, whatever, if you want to imagine people farking sheep and dogs, don't let me stop you...

/With dogs it'd be more likely to be consensual
 
2014-03-27 05:47:20 PM  
Canton:
Then they grow up into adult social, agonistic, flight and foraging behaviors. Rams are much more agonistic than the ewes ... .

Damn dyslexia, I kept reading that a agnostic. Which made it really funny.

I was about to ask how do you tell and what denomination are the ewes?
 
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