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(Daily Mail)   Not to be outdone by Putin, Kim Jong Un tells military to plan on annexing South Korea next year   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 109
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2014-03-26 04:03:29 PM
Good luck with that, little man.
 
2014-03-26 04:21:09 PM
I'm sure there won't be any problem with that at all
 
2014-03-26 04:21:13 PM
Kim Jong-Un's army test-launched two Nodong medium-range ballistic missiles into the sea off the peninsula's east coast, according to South Korea's defence ministry.

Is it true that Kim Jong Un fired Nodong missiles?

Yes, it's true that man has no dong.
 
2014-03-26 04:27:23 PM
No chance.  This is propaganda for internal reasons only.
 
2014-03-26 04:34:58 PM

nekom: No chance.  This is propaganda for internal reasons only.


Just like everything else that pudding hole does.
 
2014-03-26 04:36:53 PM
And next year, he'll announce that he did in fact annex South Korea, but none of his citizens are worthy of visiting the conquered territory so nobody will ever be able to confirm it
 
2014-03-26 04:50:00 PM
He needs to claim annexation of the ocean - he's launched enough missiles into it.
 
2014-03-26 04:50:59 PM

BunkoSquad: And next year, he'll announce that he did in fact annex South Korea, but none of his citizens are worthy of visiting the conquered territory so nobody will ever be able to confirm it


The diplomatic equivalent of someone saying his girlfriend is a supermodel but she lives in Europe so you've never met her.
 
2014-03-26 04:54:26 PM
North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has told his military chiefs to prepare for war against the South in 2015, it has been claimed.

This is a repeat of 2014, 2013, 2012, 2011, 2010, 2009, 2008, 2007...

and that he would personally drive a tank and advance into Seoul.'

So if we sent a tomahawk missile at said tank the second it crosses the border, that wouldn't be illegal right?
 
2014-03-26 05:31:14 PM
cdn.uproxx.com
 
2014-03-26 05:32:32 PM
This business will get out of control...It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.
 
2014-03-26 05:33:31 PM
Im a little despot, short and stout......
 
2014-03-26 05:33:47 PM
Even with minimal US help, the South would win in a rout. A bloody, terrible rout, but they would win 'easy'.

//It's not 1990 anymore you stupid Norks.
 
2014-03-26 05:35:27 PM
.....HA!...................GAY!.....
 
2014-03-26 05:35:28 PM
The south will pound them to dust.  DO IT!
 
2014-03-26 05:35:47 PM
It's always good to work invasion expenses into your budget early. Finance gets pissed when you come back at the end of the year for money.
 
2014-03-26 05:36:47 PM
The question is, if Best Korea attack first, would China be on their side?
 
2014-03-26 05:37:08 PM
Meanwhile, the president confronts "cheap stunt" selfies.
http://m.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2014/03/20/preside n t-obama-on-ellens-selfie-cheap-stunt/
 
2014-03-26 05:37:17 PM
Ahhhh, he's cute when he's tired. Someone give him a glass of warm milk and get him ready for his nappy-time.
 
2014-03-26 05:37:38 PM

Best Princess Celestia: Im a little despot, short and stout......


HA!
 
2014-03-26 05:37:41 PM
You should totally try it!
 
2014-03-26 05:38:23 PM
Holy crap.

We should probably stage some U.S. Military personnel there, just in case.

But of course Fartbamgo will probably do nothing.
 
2014-03-26 05:38:48 PM
Thanks subby, I just put in a call to my broker to sell all my K-Pop stock.
 
2014-03-26 05:39:55 PM
Dear Subby,

Daily Mail is not the most reliable source for things that are not stupid human stories or pop gossip. It also makes complete strangers want to remove your internal organs. For your own sake, stop.

Love,
Concerned Netizen
 
2014-03-26 05:40:35 PM

Richard C Stanford: The question is, if Best Korea attack first, would China be on their side?


China is on China's side. They have no allies. They would wait until the South and the US 'removed' most of the threats via air campaign and then invade the North and annex as much of the North as they could short of starting a bigger war. Just like last time.
 
2014-03-26 05:41:11 PM

svanmeter: Meanwhile, the president confronts "cheap stunt" selfies.
http://m.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2014/03/20/preside n t-obama-on-ellens-selfie-cheap-stunt/


Conservatives, ladies and gentlemen! Can't do comedy OR these "e-male computer thingeys."
 
2014-03-26 05:42:26 PM
See, this is what a decisive, strong leader looks like! Why can't old mom jeans be more like Kim Jong Un?
 
2014-03-26 05:42:36 PM
Where's that picture of the cat that's about to try to kill an eagle?
 
2014-03-26 05:43:37 PM
This is either the DPRK being emboldened as a reaction to 0bama's weakness on prosecuting the Bengazi attacks, the Syria red line, and Russia's annexation of Crimea, or saber rattling by the Kim regime to keep the military loyal.

Its probably 90% the former and 20% the latter.
 
2014-03-26 05:43:40 PM
ventureburn.com
 
2014-03-26 05:43:52 PM
This guy needs to get laid in the worst way!
 
2014-03-26 05:44:48 PM
To be fair, there is a majority in South Korea of ethnic Koreans. They need protection just like ethnic Russians.

The logic is sound.
 
2014-03-26 05:46:27 PM
KJU- No, don't overthrow me. We're going to annex worst Korea, nuke the Capitalist pigs, and plunder their riches!!!

NK- We've heard that before, when's that happening?

KJU- Uhhh, let me check my calender. No. No. I can't reschedule a dentist appointment; they take forever to get. No. Killing current wife that day. Ugh, how about next year? Yeah, next year will work.

NK- Sweet! Prepare the invasion forces at the cost of starvation to our people!
 
2014-03-26 05:48:23 PM
On the one hand, a whole lot of innocent people would die.  On the other, North Korea would end up being the one to get liberated, as the South cleaned their clock.  Of course we would be sucked into the war, and we simply don't have the manpower or support systems we once did.  True, our military budgets are the biggest in the world, but those defense dollars all get spent on useless miracle weapons that would make sense if we were fighting a country on a technological par to ourselves, but are wasteful overkill against guys like North Korea or the Taliban.  I meen North Korea flies fighter jets from the 1950s, and can get maybe a dozen in the air.  You don't exactly need a next generation stealth fighter to outclass them.
 
2014-03-26 05:51:25 PM
He's "planning" on annexing South Korea the same way I'm "planning" on farking Jessica Beal. Just because it's unlikely doesn't mean I want to be caught with my pants down if it does happen. Wait...
 
2014-03-26 05:51:58 PM
Lots of luck with that! Unlike the Russian situation we have troops stationed there as well as naval vessels within the area so we couldn't just sit back and let it happen like we did with Ukraine. Even Obama living in the land of money trees, rainbow dreams and unicorn farts would be forced to defend our forces or withdraw them.
 
2014-03-26 05:52:14 PM
I'm wating for a news report that the Best Korean leadership took a buyout offer from the Koch brothers or somesuch outfit. They'll then proceed to make Best Korea a Libertarian paradise, starting by evicting the remaining 20k citizens.
 
2014-03-26 05:52:33 PM
Best case scenario we go to war with best Korea and China decides to cut off exports to the US in retalliation.
 
2014-03-26 05:53:03 PM

Best Princess Celestia: Im a little despot, short and stout......


...Here's my Nuclear Candle, watch me pout.
When I get all steamed up, hear me shout:
SOUTH KOREA, YOU'D BETTER WATCH OUT!
 
2014-03-26 05:53:43 PM

Oldiron_79: China decides to cut off exports to the US in retalliation.


You MUST be high.
 
2014-03-26 05:54:11 PM

wildcardjack: I'm wating for a news report that the Best Korean leadership took a buyout offer from the Koch brothers or somesuch outfit. They'll then proceed to make Best Korea a Libertarian paradise, starting by evicting the remaining 20k citizens.


img.fark.net
 
2014-03-26 05:55:46 PM

Delawheredad: This guy needs to get laid in the worst way!


He probably does get laid in the worst way
 
2014-03-26 05:55:59 PM
Thanks Oba... I mean Truman!
 
2014-03-26 05:56:09 PM

Oldiron_79: Best case scenario we go to war with best Korea and China decides to cut off exports to the US in retalliation.


I don't see the US or SK deciding to liberate the NK through force. Even peaceful, a Germany style reunification would be nothing but a drag on the SK economy. Either way, China and the US are too far in bed together to try to fark each other over.

Worst case scenario is as mentioned; if it becomes a shooting war then China invades from the north and grabs as much territory as it can before it runs into US/SK troops.
 
2014-03-26 05:57:36 PM

Profedius: Lots of luck with that! Unlike the Russian situation we have troops stationed there as well as naval vessels within the area so we couldn't just sit back and let it happen like we did with Ukraine. Even Obama living in the land of money trees, rainbow dreams and unicorn farts would be forced to defend our forces or withdraw them.


You sound like you know a lot about Korea.
 
2014-03-26 05:58:55 PM
Kim Jong Un: I've going to annex South Korea.

World: Of course you are sweetie (pat pat pat on head).

He's like a toddler who thinks he's Batman.
 
2014-03-26 05:59:22 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Oldiron_79: China decides to cut off exports to the US in retalliation.

You MUST be high.


Half a billion unemployed Chinese is a serious political problem.  China would be better off blowing up Best Korea themselves and selling the video in the $1.99 remainder dvd bins.
 
2014-03-26 06:01:16 PM

Delawheredad: This guy needs to get laid in the worst way!


Which is standing up in a hammock.
 
2014-03-26 06:01:24 PM

Combustion: svanmeter: Meanwhile, the president confronts "cheap stunt" selfies.
http://m.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2014/03/20/preside n t-obama-on-ellens-selfie-cheap-stunt/

Conservatives, ladies and gentlemen! Can't do comedy OR these "e-male computer thingeys."


"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"

Buddha
 
2014-03-26 06:04:35 PM

Ghastly: Kim Jong Un: I've going to annex South Korea.

World: Of course you are sweetie (pat pat pat on head).

He's like a toddler who thinks he's Batman.


http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/secret-state-of-north-korea/
 
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