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(Contact Music)   Ok, so another of the Kardashians has a sex tape. No, not that one. Or that one. Nope. Not her. Try again. And not that one either   (contactmusic.com) divider line 62
    More: Weird, Kris Jenner, sex tape, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Bruce Jenner, Ray J, blackmail, Kim Kardashian, TMZ  
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2014-03-26 12:35:24 PM
Why should she deny it?  We know the only family values the Kardashian rate highly involve dollars and cents.
 
2014-03-26 12:42:03 PM
It's Robert.

www.historyguy.com
 
2014-03-26 12:52:52 PM
no one wants that tape.
 
2014-03-26 01:00:38 PM
I'm putting all my money on "Who cares?!?"
 
2014-03-26 01:04:33 PM
I wonder how many years it will be before we stop calling them sex tapes.  Do kids even know what a tape is?
 
2014-03-26 01:19:50 PM

Rapmaster2000: I wonder how many years it will be before we stop calling them sex tapes.  Do kids even know what a tape is?

Probably around the same time we stop using a picture of a floppy disk as a save icon. "Daddy, why do I have to click on a little purple box with a white box inside it to save my book report?"
 
2014-03-26 01:33:48 PM
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2014-03-26 02:05:16 PM
I heard the guy claiming to have the tape is threatening to not release it unless Kris pays him $5 million.

/mchale
 
2014-03-26 02:11:40 PM

Rapmaster2000: I wonder how many years it will be before we stop calling them sex tapes.  Do kids even know what a tape is?


Oooh, pick me! I know! It's an adhesive strip commonly found on a roll that allows for impromptu repairs.
 
2014-03-26 02:14:49 PM
img3.wikia.nocookie.net

Just don't look, just don't look, just don't look!
 
2014-03-26 02:16:34 PM
It's on Super 8.
 
2014-03-26 02:21:53 PM
Proof that some stupidity is purely genetic.
 
2014-03-26 02:24:55 PM
So Jenner is now a Kardashian?
 
2014-03-26 02:30:31 PM
I would watch it.
 
2014-03-26 02:33:15 PM
Me, too. She's 58 but most of her parts are 18-25.
 
2014-03-26 02:35:18 PM

exick: Rapmaster2000: I wonder how many years it will be before we stop calling them sex tapes.  Do kids even know what a tape is?
Probably around the same time we stop using a picture of a floppy disk as a save icon. "Daddy, why do I have to click on a little purple box with a white box inside it to save my book report?"


Not to mention Manila folders, file cabinets, gears....
 
2014-03-26 02:36:50 PM

Rapmaster2000: I wonder how many years it will be before we stop calling them sex tapes.  Do kids even know what a tape is?


Do they even know where Newfoundland is?
 
2014-03-26 02:48:10 PM

James!: It's Robert.

[www.historyguy.com image 297x411]


If there were ever a reason to be able to travel back in time, it would be to find RK as a 13-year-old and stomp on his nuts until they were pulp.  He could still defend OJ, but we'd be spared that entire farkstain of a family.
 
2014-03-26 02:53:25 PM
i.imgur.com

Yeah. Work it for the camera. Violate that neutral zone.
 
2014-03-26 02:56:50 PM
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2014-03-26 02:57:28 PM
media2.giphy.com
 
2014-03-26 02:58:48 PM
forum.smartcanucks.ca
 
2014-03-26 02:59:06 PM
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2014-03-26 02:59:13 PM
Release the Kraken and help drive her into humiliation and obscurity.
 
2014-03-26 02:59:54 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-26 03:04:32 PM
Geeze, how many kardianshians are there?
 
2014-03-26 03:09:06 PM

Brick-House: Geeze, how many kardianshians are there?


At least one for every orifice.
 
2014-03-26 03:10:18 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-26 03:10:46 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-26 03:17:17 PM
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2014-03-26 03:22:05 PM

The Muthaship: It's on Super 8.


I was thinking more like one of those old-timey rotary peep show machines.
 
2014-03-26 03:23:17 PM

Snapper Carr:


Two scenarios come to mind whenever I see this.

A) Nimoy, practicing the Vulcan language for the 50th time that day, blows his lines yet again and goes right the fark off.

B) Nimoy learns of Kim Cattrall posing nude on the set of The Undiscovered Country and thinks of what'll happen if Playboy gets the photos.

/bad call, Leonard. Bad call
 
2014-03-26 03:25:40 PM
If it is of her and Bruce Jenner, would that make it lesbian porn?
 
2014-03-26 03:32:08 PM

Dr Jack Badofsky: The Muthaship: It's on Super 8.

I was thinking more like one of those old-timey rotary peep show machines.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-03-26 03:43:10 PM
I can't keep up with this family!
 
2014-03-26 03:47:52 PM

ZMugg: Dr Jack Badofsky: The Muthaship: It's on Super 8.

I was thinking more like one of those old-timey rotary peep show machines.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 394x523]


Look at that harlots ankle!
 
2014-03-26 04:04:54 PM

kkinnison:


Off topic, what did you think about the animated film starring you?
 
2014-03-26 04:13:59 PM

groppet: ZMugg: Dr Jack Badofsky: The Muthaship: It's on Super 8.

I was thinking more like one of those old-timey rotary peep show machines.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 394x523]

Look at that harlots ankle!


It's behind her  ear!!
 
2014-03-26 04:26:53 PM

Rapmaster2000: I wonder how many years it will be before we stop calling them sex tapes.  Do kids even know what a tape is?


Came here for this. Why do we still call them sex "tapes"?
 
2014-03-26 04:32:36 PM
I hope every subby that submits a Kardashian link is farked by a syphlitic yak.
 
2014-03-26 04:38:03 PM
Itll probably do well over seas. Japan and India are big into elder porn.
 
2014-03-26 04:46:18 PM
I would rather sit on a Judas chair than watch that video.

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2014-03-26 05:11:36 PM
replygif.net
 
2014-03-26 05:20:52 PM

Diogenes: I heard the guy claiming to have the tape is threatening to not release it unless Kris pays him $5 million.

/mchale


And our work is done here.
 
2014-03-26 05:24:33 PM
Well if the guy is serious he would have to find an underground way to distribute it. Because wouldnt any company that does release it be obligated to give her a cut since she is the "talent" and it is stolen property?
 
2014-03-26 05:46:01 PM

StopDaddy: I hope every subby that submits a Kardashian link is farked by a syphlitic yak.


media0.giphy.com
 
2014-03-26 06:03:45 PM
 
2014-03-26 06:17:14 PM
Kris should just go make her own sex tape and sell it, making herself like $20-$30 and render the blackmailers tape worthless
 
2014-03-26 06:57:55 PM

KierzanDax: Brick-House: Geeze, how many kardianshians are there?

At least one for every orifice.


So 9...
 
2014-03-26 07:36:35 PM
whatever - I'd fark her
 
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