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(USA Today)   Asinine: WV girl forced out of Christian school because school administrators felt that her dress and behavior were too butch and did not "follow suit with her God-ordained {gender} identity," Fark: She is EIGHT years old. God hates..Tomboys? Really?   (usatoday.com) divider line 229
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2014-03-26 09:55:19 AM  
"western Virginia" Subby, not West Virginia.
 
2014-03-26 10:33:45 AM  

ginandbacon: "western Virginia" Subby, not West Virginia.


Tomayto, tomahto.

/not subby
 
2014-03-26 10:37:07 AM  

FarkinNortherner: ginandbacon: "western Virginia" Subby, not West Virginia.

Tomayto, tomahto.

/not subby


*snert*
 
2014-03-26 10:43:57 AM  

ginandbacon: FarkinNortherner: ginandbacon: "western Virginia" Subby, not West Virginia.

Tomayto, tomahto.

/not subby

*snert*


In my neck of Northern Virginia there are some that theorize that the entire purpose of the civil war was to sucker WV into becoming its own state, and it was a terrible failure because they didn't convince enough of the state to secede
 
2014-03-26 11:14:46 AM  
I was like, "Volkswagen girl? What the hell is a Volkswagen girl?"
 
2014-03-26 11:19:46 AM  

Shostie: I was like, "Volkswagen girl? What the hell is a Volkswagen girl?"


Where the hell you been!? I missed you!
 
2014-03-26 11:34:21 AM  
SO they want her to "conform to her Gender identity" eh?  Well since these folks hold the Bible is literally true and infalliable too, maybe it would be okay if she say like Judith, beheads an enemy king and puts his head on a spike, or drives a tent stake through the head of an enemy general like Jael, or even leads armies into battle and becomes a ruler of a nation like Deborah?
 
2014-03-26 11:53:06 AM  

ginandbacon: Shostie: I was like, "Volkswagen girl? What the hell is a Volkswagen girl?"

Where the hell you been!? I missed you!


What do you mean? I've been here this whole time.

Literally, this whole time.

Although I've been over at TFD a bit more often.
 
2014-03-26 11:58:49 AM  
Joan of Arc would have kicked their pansy asses for them
 
2014-03-26 12:03:58 PM  

Shostie: ginandbacon: Shostie: I was like, "Volkswagen girl? What the hell is a Volkswagen girl?"

Where the hell you been!? I missed you!

What do you mean? I've been here this whole time.

Literally, this whole time.

Although I've been over at TFD a bit more often.


Well I haven't seen you in a minute and I didn't like that. Not one bit.
 
2014-03-26 12:13:41 PM  
Tulip O'Hare will be fine once she meets Jesse.
 
2014-03-26 12:14:25 PM  
Will the Christianist Right burn itself out?  Or will they rip asunder this country?
 
2014-03-26 12:14:41 PM  
8 year olds, Dude.
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-26 12:16:05 PM  
I hope she was too young for their GOP Jesus Brand Rape WandsTM

/now available at only your true Walmarts
 
2014-03-26 12:16:55 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Will the Christianist Right burn itself out?  Or will they rip asunder this country?


I think Obama and his looney-left crowd have been doing an awesome of destroying our country.
 
2014-03-26 12:17:11 PM  
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2014-03-26 12:18:56 PM  
Well, look what happened to Joan of Arc...
 
2014-03-26 12:19:44 PM  

mistrmind: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Will the Christianist Right burn itself out?  Or will they rip asunder this country?

I think Obama and his looney-left crowd have been doing an awesome of destroying our country.


HAHAHAHAH, wait....Let me laugh even HARDER. Can you explain your (wide) stance?
 
2014-03-26 12:19:57 PM  
We believe that unless Sunnie as well as her family clearly understand that God has made her female and her dress and behavior need to follow suit with her God-ordained indentity, that TCS is not the best place for her future education."

This girl is being taught to express herself however she wishes, rather than what a fictional book instructs.  They're not wrong, TCS is definitely not the best place for her future education.
 
2014-03-26 12:20:35 PM  
Blessing in disguise.  Send her somewhere where she will actually learn something.
 
2014-03-26 12:20:40 PM  
One day, I will be able to go into a church and tell people that they are not dressing like an atheist enough.
 
2014-03-26 12:20:43 PM  
We believe that unless Sunnie as well as her family clearly understand that God has made her female and her dress and behavior need to follow suit with her God-ordained indentity, derp derp derp

Doesn't she know she's a baby making machine?
/eight year olds dude
 
2014-03-26 12:21:05 PM  
So what you're saying is she's not hawt?

/I already have a seat.
 
2014-03-26 12:21:13 PM  
Meh, its a private school.  What do you expect if you send your children to some fundamentalist baptist farktard training camp.
 
2014-03-26 12:21:55 PM  
I totally remember that part in the Bible, where Jesus said to the little girl "Get thee away from me, biatch, until thou exchangest thy pants for a frock."
 
2014-03-26 12:22:07 PM  
Good on the parents. They may learn a valuable internet lesson (and life lesson) from this.
 
Bf+
2014-03-26 12:22:44 PM  

lennavan: We believe that unless Sunnie as well as her family clearly understand that God has made her female and her dress and behavior need to follow suit with her God-ordained indentity, that TCS is not the best place for her future education."

This girl is being taught to express herself however she wishes, rather than what a fictional book instructs.  They're not wrong, TCS is definitely not the best place for her future education.


Beat me to it...
"TCS is not the best place for her future education."
Best thing that could've happened to her...
 
2014-03-26 12:23:16 PM  
How big is her penis?
 
2014-03-26 12:23:57 PM  

deanis: mistrmind: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Will the Christianist Right burn itself out?  Or will they rip asunder this country?

I think Obama and his looney-left crowd have been doing an awesome of destroying our country.

HAHAHAHAH, wait....Let me laugh even HARDER. Can you explain your (wide) stance?


Look at how ignorant missterriblemind is!  (no, you're not supposed to be proud of it)
 
2014-03-26 12:24:07 PM  
The child goes to a psychiatrist for her gender issues, so it is clearly not just a case of being a tom-boy.
 
2014-03-26 12:24:50 PM  
Family values, folks!

Shun people - children, even - for being themselves and not having done anything to hurt anyone, ever. May as well teach that people with a certain color of eyes or hair are abominations and shun them. I hate to think how many gay children of fundie wackjobs kill themselves after being told repeatedly that people like them are unnatural abominations. Family values indeed.
 
2014-03-26 12:24:59 PM  
FARK needs a 'totally predicable' tag for shiat like this.
 
2014-03-26 12:25:57 PM  

antidumbass: Good on the parents. They may learn a valuable internet lesson (and life lesson) from this.


not unless they're moving out of WV.
 
2014-03-26 12:26:01 PM  
Do not read the yahell comments on this if you value what's left of your sanity.


DON'T DO IT!!!!
 
Bf+
2014-03-26 12:26:02 PM  
Christ:  What an asshole.
 
2014-03-26 12:26:04 PM  

menschenfresser: Family values, folks!

Shun people - children, even - for being themselves and not having done anything to hurt anyone, ever. May as well teach that people with a certain color of eyes or hair are abominations and shun them. I hate to think how many gay children of fundie wackjobs kill themselves after being told repeatedly that people like them are unnatural abominations. Family values indeed.


Well, scientists have already proven that green-eyed red-heads are the direct spawn of Satan...
 
2014-03-26 12:26:04 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Joan of Arc would have kicked their pansy asses for them


Not a good example. Joan of Arc was burned at the stake by a bunch of good, pious followers of Christ for the crime of being so uppity.
 
2014-03-26 12:26:47 PM  

Nutsac_Jim: The child goes to a psychiatrist for her gender issues, so it is clearly not just a case of being a tom-boy.


Maybe she does want to be a dude, it doesn't matter at eight years old.
 
2014-03-26 12:26:49 PM  

mistrmind: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Will the Christianist Right burn itself out?  Or will they rip asunder this country?

I think Obama and his looney-left crowd have been doing an awesome of destroying our country.


trollingsoftly
 
2014-03-26 12:27:02 PM  
Although this case is stupid, i wish more kids would be expelled. Instead, bullying and bullshiat are okay because each enrollee is sweet sweet revenue stream for the school/district.
 
2014-03-26 12:27:19 PM  

lilplatinum: Meh, its a private school.  What do you expect if you send your children to some fundamentalist baptist farktard training camp.


Where no doubt they live in terror of "Sharia-type training schools being formed  RIGHT HERE in 'Murca!"
 
2014-03-26 12:27:23 PM  

mistrmind: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Will the Christianist Right burn itself out?  Or will they rip asunder this country?

I think Obama and his looney-left crowd have been doing an awesome of destroying our country.


Well you think the teatards are gaining ground too, so there's that.
 
2014-03-26 12:27:28 PM  

kregh99: Blessing in disguise.  Send her somewhere where she will actually learn something.


Yep. Maybe she'll figure out early just how pants-on-head-retarded fundie beliefs really are. The Christian right is just a somewhat nicer version of the Taliban.
 
2014-03-26 12:27:29 PM  
Aaahh conservatives. How do you manage to be such epic assholes? How do you do it?
 
2014-03-26 12:27:48 PM  

lennavan: We believe that unless Sunnie as well as her family clearly understand that God has made her female and her dress and behavior need to follow suit with her God-ordained indentity, that TCS is not the best place for her future education."

This girl is being taught to express herself however she wishes, rather than what a fictional book instructs.  They're not wrong, TCS is definitely not the best place for her future education.


Yeah. That's what I think every time something like this comes up: "Why would you want to continue sending your kid there? They saved you the trouble of finding out they are human shiat AFTER you've already wasted a lot of time there."
 
2014-03-26 12:28:25 PM  

CheekyMonkey: I totally remember that part in the Bible, where Jesus said to the little girl "Get thee away from me, biatch, until thou exchangest thy pants for a frock."


Actually, He kind of did say that.

Deuteronomy 22:5 - "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God."

/Matthew 5:17
//it's bullshiat
 
2014-03-26 12:28:28 PM  
Good.

Kid will be much better off in public school that in one of those brainwashing nightmare places.
 
2014-03-26 12:28:48 PM  
So God hates My Girl?
 
2014-03-26 12:29:06 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: mistrmind: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Will the Christianist Right burn itself out?  Or will they rip asunder this country?

I think Obama and his looney-left crowd have been doing an awesome of destroying our country.

Well you think the teatards are gaining ground too, so there's that.


Boy, there is no love like Liberal love.
 
2014-03-26 12:29:59 PM  
I wish I knew what was up with the seeming increase in right-wing nutjobbery of the past couple of decades.  I really wish they'd go away and we could have some live-and-let-live.
 
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