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(Huffington Post)   You other brothers can't deny 19 very real struggles of women with big butts   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
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11161 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Mar 2014 at 1:52 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-26 02:21:35 PM  
5 votes:

eyemarten: When you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the house?


blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com
2014-03-26 02:01:54 PM  
5 votes:
I like big butts.

www.abc.net.au
2014-03-26 01:43:34 PM  
4 votes:
List fails without "harpoon removal"
2014-03-26 12:31:53 PM  
4 votes:
They left out "Swamp Ass from incomplete wiping"

Power wash dat ass.. It's the only way to be sure.
2014-03-26 02:53:36 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com


Some men understand your pain.
2014-03-26 02:11:00 PM  
3 votes:
Yeah, but women with big butts get the most honest guys.

/they cannot lie
2014-03-26 01:56:38 PM  
3 votes:

Rev. Skarekroe: Has one of those lists with gifs in the middle of them EVER been funny?


There were a few once but then someone made a list of them and they stopped being funny.
2014-03-26 02:31:29 PM  
2 votes:

Clemkadidlefark: EvilEgg: Go be fat somewhere else.

Here here

This is Yes

[absgirls.files.wordpress.com image 555x800]

This is No

[aka.weightwatchers.com image 216x216]


Crap, apparently for me sometimes, no does mean yes.
2014-03-26 02:27:11 PM  
2 votes:

RedfordRenegade: elysive: The only reasonable items from that list were the pants fitting and finding bikinis that fit both your top and bottom. Oh, and men do say obnoxious shiat but I've never heard a body part compared to "pillows"on the street.

Why do the major clothing manufacturers seem to only make clothes for women with chicken legs and giant gunts/tatas?

You sound fat.  What you doing Friday after work?

/not me right?


I was fat, but not anymore. I got a lot more attention when I was heavier. Strangely the booty got more pronounced with exercise, but then I also became a more aloof biatch. *shrug*
2014-03-26 02:09:45 PM  
2 votes:
What this author's butt may look like:

i57.tinypic.com
2014-03-26 02:07:04 PM  
2 votes:

p the boiler: The issue I see is this: Girls who workout and have squat bodies often have women who do not work out and have fat booties trying to be compared to them.


global3.memecdn.com


A Squat booty is a gift from above and was the reason reverse cowgirl was invented


devilsfoe.com
2014-03-26 02:05:40 PM  
2 votes:

RedfordRenegade: I like girls with big butts, it's like they have built in pillows.


cdn.wwtdd.com
2014-03-26 02:02:40 PM  
2 votes:

RedfordRenegade: I like girls with big butts, it's like they have built in pillows.


Earmuffs.
2014-03-26 01:57:08 PM  
2 votes:
Hey, you got Buzzfeed in my Huffington Post!
2014-03-26 12:56:12 PM  
2 votes:
Go be fat somewhere else.
2014-03-26 08:20:34 PM  
1 vote:

DreamSnipers: elgrancerdo: Once you get older, it is not about the size of the butt, but how excited she is about sharing it with you, and how appreciative you are of with this gift.

/wife has the most beautiful butt in the world.  And it is all mine.

You are only renting.


Beware of double booking.
2014-03-26 03:24:42 PM  
1 vote:
Once you get older, it is not about the size of the butt, but how excited she is about sharing it with you, and how appreciative you are of with this gift.

/wife has the most beautiful butt in the world.  And it is all mine.
2014-03-26 03:10:41 PM  
1 vote:
After having a G/F with a genetically gifted 'dat ass' for two years now, I can never go back.   The fetish is complete.   And I love, love love it.

-M
2014-03-26 03:01:14 PM  
1 vote:

EvilEgg: bikerbob59: Nurglitch: I like fat chicks, gunts and all, but I also like a big, muscular rear bumper. It's a conundrum.

gunt?

Gut + another word that ends with unt.



Discount?
Stunt?
Remount?
Recount?
Flaunt?
Amount?
Tantamount?
Hunt?
Paramount?
Brunt?
Mount?
Account?


WHAT DO YOU MEAN MAN??!?!!!??
2014-03-26 02:50:26 PM  
1 vote:

markie_farkie: bikerbob59: gunt?

Also known as FUPA


Or the udder over.
2014-03-26 02:48:47 PM  
1 vote:
The woman I'm seeing has a tiny waist but a really big butt and thighs. It's very attractive, that's all. I just wanted to brag.
2014-03-26 02:43:43 PM  
1 vote:

global3.memecdn.com

2014-03-26 02:38:13 PM  
1 vote:
i1.ytimg.com

Everyone I know has a big butt...
2014-03-26 02:26:01 PM  
1 vote:

EvilEgg: Go be fat somewhere else.


Here here

This is Yes

absgirls.files.wordpress.com

This is No

aka.weightwatchers.com
2014-03-26 02:19:01 PM  
1 vote:

Uzzah


MooseBayou: Hmmm. Have to think about this for a while, before making any rash decisions.
[media.salon.com image 750x500]

TIL: Nike doesn't know how to spell "ambassador."


And they think that "ten thousand lunges has" is grammatically correct.


They should be ambarrassed.
2014-03-26 02:09:30 PM  
1 vote:

MooseBayou: Hmmm.  Have to think about this for a while, before making any rash decisions.
[media.salon.com image 750x500]


TIL: Nike doesn't know how to spell "ambassador."
2014-03-26 02:05:58 PM  
1 vote:
Hmmm.  Have to think about this for a while, before making any rash decisions.
media.salon.com
2014-03-26 02:02:28 PM  
1 vote:
Well, now what are talking here? A woman with a big ass or a big ass woman?

/who drank my apple juice
2014-03-26 02:02:20 PM  
1 vote:
The issue I see is this: Girls who workout and have squat bodies often have women who do not work out and have fat booties trying to be compared to them.

A Squat booty is a gift from above and was the reason reverse cowgirl was invented
2014-03-26 02:00:27 PM  
1 vote:

HotWingConspiracy: I'm endlessly astounded that someone draws a paycheck for this shiat.


I was astounded that the top comment is from Nina Hartley.
2014-03-26 01:59:14 PM  
1 vote:

Rev. Skarekroe: Has one of those lists with gifs in the middle of them EVER been funny?


I found the Corgi twerking to be kinda funny....
2014-03-26 01:58:51 PM  
1 vote:
I'm endlessly astounded that someone draws a paycheck for this shiat.
2014-03-26 01:54:05 PM  
1 vote:
I'm afraid of placing a bookmark in this thread for fear it will be crushed.
 
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