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(Huffington Post)   You other brothers can't deny 19 very real struggles of women with big butts   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 33
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11104 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Mar 2014 at 1:52 PM (38 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-26 12:31:53 PM  
5 votes:
They left out "Swamp Ass from incomplete wiping"

Power wash dat ass.. It's the only way to be sure.
2014-03-26 02:31:29 PM  
3 votes:

Clemkadidlefark: EvilEgg: Go be fat somewhere else.

Here here

This is Yes

[absgirls.files.wordpress.com image 555x800]

This is No

[aka.weightwatchers.com image 216x216]


Crap, apparently for me sometimes, no does mean yes.
2014-03-26 02:26:01 PM  
3 votes:

EvilEgg: Go be fat somewhere else.


Here here

This is Yes

absgirls.files.wordpress.com

This is No

aka.weightwatchers.com
2014-03-26 12:57:40 PM  
3 votes:
Has one of those lists with gifs in the middle of them EVER been funny?
2014-03-26 03:24:42 PM  
2 votes:
Once you get older, it is not about the size of the butt, but how excited she is about sharing it with you, and how appreciative you are of with this gift.

/wife has the most beautiful butt in the world.  And it is all mine.
2014-03-26 02:48:47 PM  
2 votes:
The woman I'm seeing has a tiny waist but a really big butt and thighs. It's very attractive, that's all. I just wanted to brag.
2014-03-26 02:09:30 PM  
2 votes:

MooseBayou: Hmmm.  Have to think about this for a while, before making any rash decisions.
[media.salon.com image 750x500]


TIL: Nike doesn't know how to spell "ambassador."
2014-03-26 02:08:38 PM  
2 votes:
www.nbssportfishing.com
fattony.transworld.net
ohn1.slausworks.netdna-cdn.com
2014-03-26 02:05:58 PM  
2 votes:
Hmmm.  Have to think about this for a while, before making any rash decisions.
media.salon.com
2014-03-26 02:02:20 PM  
2 votes:
The issue I see is this: Girls who workout and have squat bodies often have women who do not work out and have fat booties trying to be compared to them.

A Squat booty is a gift from above and was the reason reverse cowgirl was invented
2014-03-26 01:59:14 PM  
2 votes:

Rev. Skarekroe: Has one of those lists with gifs in the middle of them EVER been funny?


I found the Corgi twerking to be kinda funny....
2014-03-26 01:56:21 PM  
2 votes:
Sprung, I was not.
2014-03-26 01:21:10 PM  
2 votes:
This article isn't worth a Mix-a-Lot reference!
2014-03-26 12:56:12 PM  
2 votes:
Go be fat somewhere else.
2014-03-26 07:30:38 PM  
1 votes:

Midrissa: dopekitty74: I have the opposite issue with dress length. Big boobs, flat butt.

Damn it, why is it that most women either get one or the other?

I'm scrawny and flat-chested, but with an inexplicable bubble butt.

Is there some rule that a woman can only have a truly impressive rack or ass, but not both?


No, but there's a sort of evolutionary imperative with the bubble butt, flat-chested thing. My missus is five foot, one half inch on a day with high humidity but sports a 36 inch backside you could rest a beverage on. Seriously, it's almost African, which is startling to find in a 75% Scotswoman. But her breast are at best a generous A.

Here's the payoff, however. She's almost 40 and despite nearly two years of nursing, those wee treasures are just about at perky as when we met when she was 19.

Yes, I know I won the lottery. I try to spend it wisely.

Breasts are transitory. A nice backside can last until the embers cool, and even then...the embers never cool completely.
2014-03-26 03:14:39 PM  
1 votes:
i242.photobucket.com

Does not equal


cdn.funnie.st
2014-03-26 03:10:41 PM  
1 votes:
After having a G/F with a genetically gifted 'dat ass' for two years now, I can never go back.   The fetish is complete.   And I love, love love it.

-M
2014-03-26 02:57:20 PM  
1 votes:
There is a difference between "big butt" and "fat ass". Those sound like "fat ass" problems.
2014-03-26 02:48:22 PM  
1 votes:

Barricaded Gunman: p the boiler: The issue I see is this: Girls who workout and have squat bodies often have women who do not work out and have fat booties trying to be compared to them.

A correlative to this phenomenon would be those big, greasy blob women who humble-brag about having "large" breasts. Cup size isn't everything... if they're resting on a shelf made of your gunt, it doesn't matter how large they are.


It's like skinny guys with abs. Fat girls with big boobs don't count.
2014-03-26 02:24:31 PM  
1 votes:
#20. Diabetes
2014-03-26 02:21:35 PM  
1 votes:

eyemarten: When you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the house?


blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com
2014-03-26 02:21:31 PM  
1 votes:

Lettuce Pray: [i3.kym-cdn.com image 300x287]


LOL, I was gonna look for that image. I once had a guy follow me down the street saying "mmm", grunting and repeatedly sucking noisily on his lip like that. My ass/overall bod was not that impressive. The behavior was flattering but gross. I didnt go out with him.

/and yea it wasnt the best neighborhood
//having a big butt was a social burden in Chicagoo
2014-03-26 02:17:13 PM  
1 votes:

p the boiler: The issue I see is this: Girls who workout and have squat bodies often have women who do not work out and have fat booties trying to be compared to them.


A correlative to this phenomenon would be those big, greasy blob women who humble-brag about having "large" breasts. Cup size isn't everything... if they're resting on a shelf made of your gunt, it doesn't matter how large they are.
2014-03-26 02:15:18 PM  
1 votes:
i3.kym-cdn.com
2014-03-26 02:15:02 PM  
1 votes:

Skail: MooseBayou: Hmmm.  Have to think about this for a while, before making any rash decisions.
[media.salon.com image 750x500]

"Embassador?"  Really?


I'm going with "fake spec ad".
2014-03-26 02:14:38 PM  
1 votes:

MooseBayou: Hmmm.  Have to think about this for a while, before making any rash decisions.
[media.salon.com image 750x500]


"Embassador?"  Really?
2014-03-26 02:09:45 PM  
1 votes:
What this author's butt may look like:

i57.tinypic.com
2014-03-26 02:07:04 PM  
1 votes:

p the boiler: The issue I see is this: Girls who workout and have squat bodies often have women who do not work out and have fat booties trying to be compared to them.


global3.memecdn.com


A Squat booty is a gift from above and was the reason reverse cowgirl was invented


devilsfoe.com
2014-03-26 02:04:08 PM  
1 votes:

Rev. Skarekroe: Has one of those lists with gifs in the middle of them EVER been funny?


Evidence would argue "no".
2014-03-26 02:02:40 PM  
1 votes:

RedfordRenegade: I like girls with big butts, it's like they have built in pillows.


Earmuffs.
2014-03-26 01:59:39 PM  
1 votes:
Problems don't get much more first world than that
2014-03-26 01:57:08 PM  
1 votes:
Hey, you got Buzzfeed in my Huffington Post!
2014-03-26 01:56:38 PM  
1 votes:

Rev. Skarekroe: Has one of those lists with gifs in the middle of them EVER been funny?


There were a few once but then someone made a list of them and they stopped being funny.
 
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