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(Huffington Post)   You other brothers can't deny 19 very real struggles of women with big butts   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
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2014-03-26 03:57:50 PM  

randomX: Wasn't The Huffington Post once a legitimate news source? Am I remembering incorrectly?


NO it never was and yes you are remebering it incorrectly
 
2014-03-26 04:01:23 PM  

Ablejack: I generally prefer a plump woman. But only if she likes it too.


This. I like me some big gals with big fat asses.
 
2014-03-26 04:02:54 PM  

SkorzenyNinja: Ablejack: I generally prefer a plump woman. But only if she likes it too.

This. I like me some big gals with big fat asses.


The kind that make you tell the biatch "just dance"?

/obscure?
 
2014-03-26 04:18:41 PM  
#20- Breaking Toilet Seats
 
2014-03-26 04:30:42 PM  
FTFA: "16. You can't even think about wearing spandex shorts to the gym."

Yes. Yes you can think about wearing spandex shorts to the gym. You can even do it, if you so desire. Oh hell yes. I'll think about it for you if you can't. A lot. But please think about it.

/please?
 
2014-03-26 04:59:24 PM  
 
2014-03-26 05:22:17 PM  
I have the opposite issue with dress length. Big boobs, flat butt.
 
2014-03-26 05:23:10 PM  

Uzzah: MooseBayou: Hmmm.  Have to think about this for a while, before making any rash decisions.
[media.salon.com image 750x500]

TIL: Nike doesn't know how to spell "ambassador."


It's not their fault, it's whoever they stole that from.
 
2014-03-26 05:28:11 PM  

elysive: The only reasonable items from that list were the pants fitting and finding bikinis that fit both your top and bottom. Oh, and men do say obnoxious shiat but I've never heard a body part compared to "pillows"on the street.

Why do the major clothing manufacturers seem to only make clothes for women with chicken legs and giant gunts/tatas?


Since when do they make clothes for chicks with jumbo tits that don't look like a pornstar outfit or something a drag queen would wear?

/men's tshirts, hoodies, etc..
//38G
 
2014-03-26 05:35:30 PM  

homarjr: Barricaded Gunman: p the boiler: The issue I see is this: Girls who workout and have squat bodies often have women who do not work out and have fat booties trying to be compared to them.

A correlative to this phenomenon would be those big, greasy blob women who humble-brag about having "large" breasts. Cup size isn't everything... if they're resting on a shelf made of your gunt, it doesn't matter how large they are.

It's like skinny guys with abs. Fat girls with big boobs don't count.


I had big tits before i got fat. When i'm slim, the're about a DD, when i'm big they're a G. Always a 38 around the bust though. No backfat thank FSM.
 
2014-03-26 05:40:50 PM  
The headline seems to be written in some sort of ghetto pidgeon. ¡No comprendo!
 
2014-03-26 05:51:42 PM  
As a man who appreciates ample buttocks, I must say... this thread is woefully lacking.  Perhaps the farkettes don't want to display them in public.

If that's the case, then they are welcome to send AIE (Ass In Email) to me.  EIP.
 
2014-03-26 06:41:47 PM  

dopekitty74: I have the opposite issue with dress length. Big boobs, flat butt.


Damn it, why is it that most women either get one or the other?

I'm scrawny and flat-chested, but with an inexplicable bubble butt.

Is there some rule that a woman can only have a truly impressive rack or ass, but not both?
 
2014-03-26 06:53:24 PM  

dopekitty74: homarjr: Barricaded Gunman: p the boiler: The issue I see is this: Girls who workout and have squat bodies often have women who do not work out and have fat booties trying to be compared to them.

A correlative to this phenomenon would be those big, greasy blob women who humble-brag about having "large" breasts. Cup size isn't everything... if they're resting on a shelf made of your gunt, it doesn't matter how large they are.

It's like skinny guys with abs. Fat girls with big boobs don't count.

I had big tits before i got fat. When i'm slim, the're about a DD, when i'm big they're a G. Always a 38 around the bust though. No backfat thank FSM.


data3.whicdn.com
 
2014-03-26 07:23:05 PM  

Geoff Peterson: Valiente: markie_farkie: bikerbob59: gunt?

Also known as FUPA

Or the udder over.

And I was doing so well keeping silent at my desk, you bastard.


I'm the Johnny Appleseed of cubicular disruption. It's the freelancer's revenge. That and not having to commute and writing off my utilities, subscriptions and home repairs.
 
2014-03-26 07:25:22 PM  

dogawful: http://www.gunt.de/static/s1_1.php


Biogas plant, indeed.
 
2014-03-26 07:30:38 PM  

Midrissa: dopekitty74: I have the opposite issue with dress length. Big boobs, flat butt.

Damn it, why is it that most women either get one or the other?

I'm scrawny and flat-chested, but with an inexplicable bubble butt.

Is there some rule that a woman can only have a truly impressive rack or ass, but not both?


No, but there's a sort of evolutionary imperative with the bubble butt, flat-chested thing. My missus is five foot, one half inch on a day with high humidity but sports a 36 inch backside you could rest a beverage on. Seriously, it's almost African, which is startling to find in a 75% Scotswoman. But her breast are at best a generous A.

Here's the payoff, however. She's almost 40 and despite nearly two years of nursing, those wee treasures are just about at perky as when we met when she was 19.

Yes, I know I won the lottery. I try to spend it wisely.

Breasts are transitory. A nice backside can last until the embers cool, and even then...the embers never cool completely.
 
2014-03-26 08:13:09 PM  

elgrancerdo: Once you get older, it is not about the size of the butt, but how excited she is about sharing it with you, and how appreciative you are of with this gift.

/wife has the most beautiful butt in the world.  And it is all mine.


You are only renting.
 
2014-03-26 08:20:34 PM  

DreamSnipers: elgrancerdo: Once you get older, it is not about the size of the butt, but how excited she is about sharing it with you, and how appreciative you are of with this gift.

/wife has the most beautiful butt in the world.  And it is all mine.

You are only renting.


Beware of double booking.
 
2014-03-26 09:48:31 PM  
Has anyone pointed out that one of the authors is named Alanna Vagianos?
 
2014-03-26 10:29:47 PM  

elysive: The only reasonable items from that list were the pants fitting and finding bikinis that fit both your top and bottom. Oh, and men do say obnoxious shiat but I've never heard a body part compared to "pillows"on the street.

Why do the major clothing manufacturers seem to only make clothes for women with chicken legs and giant gunts/tatas?


I can't count how many times men (and a few women) have made that exact comment to me.  Or asked if they could use my ass for a pillow.  I had a boyfriend whose favorite TV watching position was nestled against my rump.    As lame as that 'article' was, most of the items on the list are at least in the neighborhood of accurate.  I grew up riding horses competitively and weight trained 5 days a week.

I have a firm round bubble ass that usually gets me way more attention than I am comfortable with, but now that I am older, I try to ignore it for the most part.  I still weight train 3 days a week and keep up pretty well in the gym with my son, who plays HS football.
 
2014-03-26 10:58:09 PM  

Brockalisk: dopekitty74: homarjr: Barricaded Gunman: p the boiler: The issue I see is this: Girls who workout and have squat bodies often have women who do not work out and have fat booties trying to be compared to them.

A correlative to this phenomenon would be those big, greasy blob women who humble-brag about having "large" breasts. Cup size isn't everything... if they're resting on a shelf made of your gunt, it doesn't matter how large they are.

It's like skinny guys with abs. Fat girls with big boobs don't count.

I had big tits before i got fat. When i'm slim, the're about a DD, when i'm big they're a G. Always a 38 around the bust though. No backfat thank FSM.


Bwaahahah!! That was my profile pic for a while on fetlife of all places. Now i have cheryl from archer
 
2014-03-26 11:04:25 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: She slowly began to remove her pants - so tight, she rolled onto her stomach and arched upward to reduce friction enough to pull them away to reveal the roundest, firmest...


Is that a pimple or a boil?
 
2014-03-26 11:07:36 PM  
We need to find a better word than "big" to describe body parts that we prefer to be larger relative to the rest of the body.  Too often fat chicks declare themselves to have big boobs or a big booty.  No, you're just fat.  There is a difference.
 
2014-03-26 11:13:21 PM  

serial_crusher: The Pope of Manwich Village: She slowly began to remove her pants - so tight, she rolled onto her stomach and arched upward to reduce friction enough to pull them away to reveal the roundest, firmest...

Is that a pimple or a boil?


Zoster.
 
2014-03-26 11:22:12 PM  

dopekitty74: Since when do they make clothes for chicks with jumbo tits that don't look like a pornstar outfit or something a drag queen would wear?

/men's tshirts, hoodies, etc..
//38G


How YOU doin'? ;)
 
2014-03-26 11:38:40 PM  

serial_crusher: The Pope of Manwich Village: She slowly began to remove her pants - so tight, she rolled onto her stomach and arched upward to reduce friction enough to pull them away to reveal the roundest, firmest...

Is that a pimple or a boil?


It was some kind of European hybrid.

I stole the whole plot from Penthouse Forum and added the image to show how even the nicest booty can be diminished by asscne or other cosmetic flaw. At best, distracting. At worst, bonerkill.
 
2014-03-27 01:28:03 AM  

Eriond: dopekitty74: Since when do they make clothes for chicks with jumbo tits that don't look like a pornstar outfit or something a drag queen would wear?

/men's tshirts, hoodies, etc..
//38G

How YOU doin'? ;)


Hmmm.. Email addy worked this time. Check your email
 
2014-03-27 10:16:23 AM  

dopekitty74: Eriond: dopekitty74: Since when do they make clothes for chicks with jumbo tits that don't look like a pornstar outfit or something a drag queen would wear?

/men's tshirts, hoodies, etc..
//38G

How YOU doin'? ;)

Hmmm.. Email addy worked this time. Check your email


It's a well known fact that you can get pics of Cheryl from Archer online.

/just in case... eip if there are *naked* pics.
 
2014-03-27 11:57:19 AM  

kcfarker: dopekitty74: Eriond: dopekitty74: Since when do they make clothes for chicks with jumbo tits that don't look like a pornstar outfit or something a drag queen would wear?

/men's tshirts, hoodies, etc..
//38G

How YOU doin'? ;)

Hmmm.. Email addy worked this time. Check your email

It's a well known fact that you can get pics of Cheryl from Archer online.

/just in case... eip if there are *naked* pics.


*Highly suggestive* is fine by me as well.

/EIP
 
2014-03-27 01:05:40 PM  
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