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2014-03-26 02:24:25 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: p the boiler: The issue I see is this: Girls who workout and have squat bodies often have women who do not work out and have fat booties trying to be compared to them.

A correlative to this phenomenon would be those big, greasy blob women who humble-brag about having "large" breasts. Cup size isn't everything... if they're resting on a shelf made of your gunt, it doesn't matter how large they are.


Growing a large set of fat globs is not impressive. I'll never get why certain people are proud of being fat.
 
2014-03-26 02:24:31 PM  
#20. Diabetes
 
2014-03-26 02:26:01 PM  

EvilEgg: Go be fat somewhere else.


Here here

This is Yes

absgirls.files.wordpress.com

This is No

aka.weightwatchers.com
 
2014-03-26 02:27:11 PM  

RedfordRenegade: elysive: The only reasonable items from that list were the pants fitting and finding bikinis that fit both your top and bottom. Oh, and men do say obnoxious shiat but I've never heard a body part compared to "pillows"on the street.

Why do the major clothing manufacturers seem to only make clothes for women with chicken legs and giant gunts/tatas?

You sound fat.  What you doing Friday after work?

/not me right?


I was fat, but not anymore. I got a lot more attention when I was heavier. Strangely the booty got more pronounced with exercise, but then I also became a more aloof biatch. *shrug*
 
2014-03-26 02:31:29 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: EvilEgg: Go be fat somewhere else.

Here here

This is Yes

[absgirls.files.wordpress.com image 555x800]

This is No

[aka.weightwatchers.com image 216x216]


Crap, apparently for me sometimes, no does mean yes.
 
2014-03-26 02:35:09 PM  
I was getting a mild chuckle from some of the items on the list, but when I got to 17 I lost it:

17. Before smartphones, you butt-dialed everyone you knew on a regular basis.
 
2014-03-26 02:37:50 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: Well, now what are talking here? A woman with a big ass or a big ass woman?

/who drank my apple juice


A big-ass woman, or a big ass-woman?

womens come in all sizes, don't limit yourself.
 
2014-03-26 02:38:13 PM  
i1.ytimg.com

Everyone I know has a big butt...
 
2014-03-26 02:38:41 PM  
How is it that some women can get huge gigantic fat asses but their upper bodies are almost normal?
 
2014-03-26 02:39:39 PM  

Uzzah: MooseBayou: Hmmm.  Have to think about this for a while, before making any rash decisions.
[media.salon.com image 750x500]

TIL: Nike doesn't know how to spell "ambassador."

 
2014-03-26 02:39:42 PM  
I like fat chicks, gunts and all, but I also like a big, muscular rear bumper. It's a conundrum.
 
2014-03-26 02:41:59 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Has one of those lists with gifs in the middle of them EVER been funny?


Only if it involves kittens or puppies.
 
2014-03-26 02:42:56 PM  

RedfordRenegade: I like girls with big butts, it's like they have built in pillows.


PILLOWS!?  Really?  Do you really think girls don't fart?  I wouldn't sleep on it.  Now spooning is much better if she has assets.
 
2014-03-26 02:42:57 PM  

Valiente: Also, really...am I the first?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfhphrmKdsg&feature=kp


I was hoping someone would make a reference.

/"Fat bottom girls" is a good video as well.
 
2014-03-26 02:43:43 PM  

global3.memecdn.com

 
2014-03-26 02:44:19 PM  

Nurglitch: I like fat chicks, gunts and all, but I also like a big, muscular rear bumper. It's a conundrum.


gunt?
 
2014-03-26 02:47:05 PM  

bikerbob59: gunt?


For your sake, don't GIS it. Unless I don't like you, in which case, search away!
 
2014-03-26 02:47:22 PM  

bikerbob59: Nurglitch: I like fat chicks, gunts and all, but I also like a big, muscular rear bumper. It's a conundrum.

gunt?


Gut + another word that ends with unt.
 
2014-03-26 02:47:28 PM  

bikerbob59: Nurglitch: I like fat chicks, gunts and all, but I also like a big, muscular rear bumper. It's a conundrum.

gunt?


A word you can't unlearn. Enjoy your nightmares.
 
2014-03-26 02:47:42 PM  

bikerbob59: Nurglitch: I like fat chicks, gunts and all, but I also like a big, muscular rear bumper. It's a conundrum.

gunt?


Combination of gut and kunt.
 
2014-03-26 02:48:22 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: p the boiler: The issue I see is this: Girls who workout and have squat bodies often have women who do not work out and have fat booties trying to be compared to them.

A correlative to this phenomenon would be those big, greasy blob women who humble-brag about having "large" breasts. Cup size isn't everything... if they're resting on a shelf made of your gunt, it doesn't matter how large they are.


It's like skinny guys with abs. Fat girls with big boobs don't count.
 
2014-03-26 02:48:47 PM  
The woman I'm seeing has a tiny waist but a really big butt and thighs. It's very attractive, that's all. I just wanted to brag.
 
2014-03-26 02:48:52 PM  

bikerbob59: gunt?


Also known as FUPA
 
2014-03-26 02:50:26 PM  

markie_farkie: bikerbob59: gunt?

Also known as FUPA


Or the udder over.
 
2014-03-26 02:52:13 PM  

Boojum2k: bikerbob59: gunt?

For your sake, don't GIS it. Unless I don't like you, in which case, search away!


Or FOPA with a long "o"
 
2014-03-26 02:53:36 PM  
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com


Some men understand your pain.
 
2014-03-26 02:54:23 PM  
Wasn't The Huffington Post once a legitimate news source? Am I remembering incorrectly?
 
2014-03-26 02:55:41 PM  

weltallica: [i.imgur.com image 640x505]

[i.imgur.com image 640x289]

[i.imgur.com image 640x478]

[i.imgur.com image 640x524]


Some men understand your pain.


Not you, though, right?

/I keed
 
2014-03-26 02:57:20 PM  
There is a difference between "big butt" and "fat ass". Those sound like "fat ass" problems.
 
2014-03-26 02:58:18 PM  
I don't have a big ass.  I'm a giant asshole with a little ass to go around
 
2014-03-26 02:59:06 PM  

weltallica: [i.imgur.com image 640x505]

[i.imgur.com image 640x289]

[i.imgur.com image 640x478]

[i.imgur.com image 640x524]


Some men understand your pain.


LOL, reminds me of reading savage love one day.  Some guy writes in saying his dick is so big it hurts his gf and he can't go for more than a few minutes without her telling him to stop.  You could basically read his tears and angst.  Dan's reply was similar, oh poor you, you have a huge dick, ohhh whoa's you.  *then the real advice came*
 
2014-03-26 03:01:14 PM  

EvilEgg: bikerbob59: Nurglitch: I like fat chicks, gunts and all, but I also like a big, muscular rear bumper. It's a conundrum.

gunt?

Gut + another word that ends with unt.



Discount?
Stunt?
Remount?
Recount?
Flaunt?
Amount?
Tantamount?
Hunt?
Paramount?
Brunt?
Mount?
Account?


WHAT DO YOU MEAN MAN??!?!!!??
 
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2014-03-26 03:01:47 PM  
Next up on Gerardo.. big boob problems.  The most interesting segment in decades.
 
2014-03-26 03:07:36 PM  
If you can measure it using ax handles, it might be too big
 
2014-03-26 03:10:03 PM  
Did anyone notice the name of the second author?

/heh
 
2014-03-26 03:10:41 PM  
After having a G/F with a genetically gifted 'dat ass' for two years now, I can never go back.   The fetish is complete.   And I love, love love it.

-M
 
2014-03-26 03:11:55 PM  

jst3p: There is a difference between "big butt" and "fat ass". Those sound like "fat ass" problems.


This.

My wife has a wonderful butt. Great thigh to butt to waist ratio. Getting a kick out of the comments here.
 
2014-03-26 03:14:39 PM  
i242.photobucket.com

Does not equal


cdn.funnie.st
 
2014-03-26 03:22:46 PM  

MooseBayou: Hmmm.  Have to think about this for a while, before making any rash decisions.
[media.salon.com image 750x500]


That's a normal butt.
 
2014-03-26 03:24:42 PM  
Once you get older, it is not about the size of the butt, but how excited she is about sharing it with you, and how appreciative you are of with this gift.

/wife has the most beautiful butt in the world.  And it is all mine.
 
2014-03-26 03:25:24 PM  
I have Noasitol disease...

Somewhere between my shoulder blades and my ankles some sort of divergence happens, and my legs are just......there.
 
2014-03-26 03:27:12 PM  
I generally prefer a plump woman. But only if she likes it too.
 
2014-03-26 03:28:51 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Hot chicks with big butts.[i.imgur.com image 307x512]
[i.imgur.com image 400x650][i.imgur.com image 223x650]


I recognize the first two...butt who is the 3rd one?

/mmm...Remy
 
2014-03-26 03:34:26 PM  

Kiler: I recognize the first two...butt who is the 3rd one?

/mmm...Remy


Sofia Sutra
 
2014-03-26 03:35:16 PM  

Valiente: markie_farkie: bikerbob59: gunt?

Also known as FUPA

Or the udder over.


And I was doing so well keeping silent at my desk, you bastard.
 
2014-03-26 03:42:41 PM  

noblewolf: [i242.photobucket.com image 480x395]

Does not equal


[cdn.funnie.st image 500x666]


s2.quickmeme.com
 
2014-03-26 03:42:50 PM  
#20 You cannot put down the fork.
 
2014-03-26 03:43:02 PM  
I was in Milan working as a lowly "gopher" for a fashion magazine. Despite my status, I was allowed to attend lavish parties and fashion shows. During one event, an attractive woman happened to catch my eye. She had luxurious blonde hair that danced on her shoulders whenever she would turn her head. Her toned, sexy legs and an incredible ripe peach of an ass were mesmerizing.

Summoning my courage and finishing off my Manhattan, I approached her from across the ballroom. I awkwardly introduced myself and asked her what her name was. Impressed by my confidence, she smiled and replied "Naomi" in a voice that was both alluring and innocent. She told me she knew who I was, which made me very embarrassed as I am usually a very humble gentleman and not boastful.

We began to make small talk. I could tell that she was very interested. I felt it was time to make my move. Trying to be both charming and suggestive, I paid her the ultimate compliment a man can give a woman and I could tell by the way she reacted that she was turned on and totally into it. Her mind might have been saying no but her body was definitely saying yes - I called for a cab.

Returning to my hotel room, I was in bliss. I set the stage for a night of romance - candlelight, champagne chilling on ice, soft music, erotic oils. The scene was set.  The time for lovemaking was upon us and I have to tell you, it was mind-blowing. I have never met a more capable and complimentary partner for the pursuit of carnal fulfillment. It was almost as if we inhabited the same mind, body and soul. My lover knew exactly what to do at exactly right moment. She slowly began to remove her pants - so tight, she rolled onto her stomach and arched upward to reduce friction enough to pull them away to reveal the roundest, firmest...

s2.hubimg.com

The end.
 
2014-03-26 03:48:37 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: EvilEgg: Go be fat somewhere else.

Here here

This is Yes

[absgirls.files.wordpress.com image 555x800]

This is No

[aka.weightwatchers.com image 216x216]


I came across a slideshow of pictures of her. . . and tried submitting it.  Did not get greenlit.  And I wasn't the first to submit the link!  They should have some sort of automatically accepted links (like slideshows of very hot pole vaulters).
 
2014-03-26 03:49:49 PM  

randomX: Wasn't The Huffington Post once a legitimate news source? Am I remembering incorrectly?


They won a Pulitzer in 2010 for their expose of shallow toilet bowls and the dangers of dipping your dong in the water when you sit down to take a crap.
 
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