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(WCAX Vermont)   Only weeks into a 40 year sentence for his heinous UFIA of a minor, inmate dies of a seizure in the middle of the night. Of course he did   (wcax.com) divider line 15
    More: Unlikely, UFIA, South Burlington, child sexual abuse  
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2014-03-26 10:00:53 AM  
12 votes:
FTFA:  Shayn Turner could have spent the rest of his life in prison, but was only weeks into his 40-year sentence when he was pronounced dead early Tuesday morning at the St. Albans correctional facility.

This is one of the stupidest opening lines I've ever read.

Could have spent the rest of his life in prison?

I dare say he did.
2014-03-26 10:02:21 AM  
4 votes:
FTA:  Shayn Turner could have spent the rest of his life in prison

Sounds like he did.
2014-03-26 10:05:32 AM  
3 votes:
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2014-03-26 10:03:11 AM  
3 votes:
Sorry bro, my give-a-fark is broken for this guy.  I hope Fred Phelps is running a train on this guy.
2014-03-26 10:13:09 AM  
2 votes:
Is there a way to add funds to the cellmate's commissary account via internet?
2014-03-26 10:00:39 AM  
2 votes:
Yea, so who seized him?
2014-03-26 12:40:00 PM  
1 votes:

Sharksfan: PunGent:

I understand the sentiment, but don't forget that case last year, where Daddy beat the crap out of the neighbor/molester...and then it turned out his sweet little daughter was lying her ass off.

Oops.

Thing is - this guy video taped it.  We know it happened and we know who did it.  If there was ever any doubt whether it actually happened, or who the perp was it would be different.

what the government and the media told us happened.

Unless you were there while he was taping the stuff, that is.  Yes, he PROBABLY did the crime.  But if you think neither of those two entities ever makes mistakes, or deliberately lies...well, I've got some oceanfront property in Kansas to sell you.

We "knew" they'd found that guy's fingerprints at the Madrid bombings, right?

Oops.  Turns out the FBI just really, really, wanted to convict someone.  Who'd never even been to Spain, it turned out.

And we "knew" all those drug defendants were guilty here in Massachusetts...heck, the lab results said so.  Science doesn't lie, right?

Oops...turns out the lab had a "helpful" employee, who'd been helpfully inventing false positives.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annie_Dookhan

So, yeah...this guy PROBABLY had it coming.

But there's a damn good reason I'm opposed to the death penalty...it's because I'm familiar with the legal system.
2014-03-26 11:12:49 AM  
1 votes:
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2014-03-26 10:52:45 AM  
1 votes:
Our societal problems are not a shortage of homicidal sociopaths.
The problem is getting them on task.
2014-03-26 10:31:09 AM  
1 votes:
I forget who it was that, after Jeffrey Dahmer was killed in prison, suggested that it was a sad commentary on our justice system that the duties of a just society were left to incarcerated felons.  Same for this guy.
2014-03-26 10:26:28 AM  
1 votes:
It's not like the guy had a future even if he managed to survive his sentence.
2014-03-26 10:26:12 AM  
1 votes:
Holy crap I had no idea they caught roman polanski!

oh...this guy actually rape raped.  Not hollywood raped.
2014-03-26 10:24:06 AM  
1 votes:
I do believe I've found the cause of the seizure.

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2014-03-26 10:10:29 AM  
1 votes:
And not a fark was given.
2014-03-26 10:03:15 AM  
1 votes:
More than a minute late!?

Gotta be quick around here.
 
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