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(WCAX Vermont)   Only weeks into a 40 year sentence for his heinous UFIA of a minor, inmate dies of a seizure in the middle of the night. Of course he did   (wcax.com) divider line 105
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2014-03-26 10:00:39 AM
Yea, so who seized him?
 
2014-03-26 10:00:53 AM
FTFA:  Shayn Turner could have spent the rest of his life in prison, but was only weeks into his 40-year sentence when he was pronounced dead early Tuesday morning at the St. Albans correctional facility.

This is one of the stupidest opening lines I've ever read.

Could have spent the rest of his life in prison?

I dare say he did.
 
2014-03-26 10:02:21 AM
FTA:  Shayn Turner could have spent the rest of his life in prison

Sounds like he did.
 
2014-03-26 10:03:11 AM
Sorry bro, my give-a-fark is broken for this guy.  I hope Fred Phelps is running a train on this guy.
 
2014-03-26 10:03:15 AM
More than a minute late!?

Gotta be quick around here.
 
2014-03-26 10:05:03 AM
He was jonsing for some more of that sweet 10 year old nookie. Caused a seizure and he died. His family should sue for negligence since the prison didn't properly ween him over to adult pmita sex to handle his addiction.
 
2014-03-26 10:05:32 AM
community.us.playstation.com
 
2014-03-26 10:06:37 AM
Yeah, that one was teed up pretty nicely.

Subtle comments appear later and with much more thought.  ;)
 
2014-03-26 10:07:36 AM

snocone: Yea, so who seized him?


Yea, he got seized and shanked.

/boo farking hoo
 
2014-03-26 10:08:52 AM
I hope it took a while.
 
2014-03-26 10:10:29 AM
And not a fark was given.
 
2014-03-26 10:13:09 AM
Is there a way to add funds to the cellmate's commissary account via internet?
 
2014-03-26 10:13:20 AM
From TFA: Turner was serving time for repeatedly raping a 7-year-old girl, recoding the attacks, and then trading the videos online.

I have a 7 year old daughter.  This guy got way, WAY better than he deserved.  I'm all for justice but somebody doing stuff to kids makes me crazy.

If I was ever on a jury for a parent that killed someone who had harmed their kid....well...the verdict might be "guilty of jaywalking".

 
2014-03-26 10:13:42 AM
Lucky bastard.  Could have been a lot worse.
 
2014-03-26 10:14:42 AM
Well if it was another inmate that induced the "seizure" perhaps we should let the incarcerated determine who actually gets the death penalty.

Spin the wheel fancy man! The longer you stay, the longer you play!

And none of this is meant as a factual statement....
 
2014-03-26 10:14:47 AM
animals will be animals.
 
2014-03-26 10:15:17 AM

RedfordRenegade: Sorry bro, my give-a-fark is broken for this guy.  I hope Fred Phelps is running a train on this guy.


Or vice-versa. That's how wish-fulfillment works.
 
2014-03-26 10:15:49 AM
I wish all child molestors the same fate.

That poor little girl - I hope she's getting some good therapy.
 
2014-03-26 10:16:17 AM

Sharksfan: From TFA: Turner was serving time for repeatedly raping a 7-year-old girl, recoding the attacks, and then trading the videos online.

I have a 7 year old daughter.  This guy got way, WAY better than he deserved.  I'm all for justice but somebody doing stuff to kids makes me crazy.

If I was ever on a jury for a parent that killed someone who had harmed their kid....well...the verdict might be "guilty of jaywalking".


Littering...

Definitely guilty of littering.
"Fine paid and time served"
 
2014-03-26 10:17:26 AM
And not a single farking thing of value was lost that day.
 
2014-03-26 10:20:37 AM
wellbye.jpg
 
2014-03-26 10:20:37 AM
Was it caused by temporary oxygen deprivation?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-03-26 10:20:41 AM
We had one of those near Boston recently. Serial molestor of day care kids ages 0-10. While he was in jail awaiting trial guards looked away from his cell long enough for him to hang himself.
 
2014-03-26 10:21:19 AM
Much rather the other prisoners inject him with man meat for the rest of his life.
 
2014-03-26 10:23:57 AM
Code Red?
Lt. Kendrick approves
 
2014-03-26 10:24:06 AM
I do believe I've found the cause of the seizure.

farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2014-03-26 10:24:18 AM
Thanks for saving taxpayers money!
 
2014-03-26 10:26:12 AM
Holy crap I had no idea they caught roman polanski!

oh...this guy actually rape raped.  Not hollywood raped.
 
2014-03-26 10:26:28 AM
It's not like the guy had a future even if he managed to survive his sentence.
 
2014-03-26 10:26:36 AM
Pattuq


Lucky bastard. Could have been a lot worse.


I am interested in the tox screen, I wonder what household chemical was used.
 
2014-03-26 10:27:11 AM

You Are All Sheep: Holy crap I had no idea they caught roman polanski!

oh...this guy actually rape raped.  Not hollywood raped.


^^How it's done^^
 
2014-03-26 10:30:32 AM

Moodybastard: Sharksfan: From TFA: Turner was serving time for repeatedly raping a 7-year-old girl, recoding the attacks, and then trading the videos online.

I have a 7 year old daughter.  This guy got way, WAY better than he deserved.  I'm all for justice but somebody doing stuff to kids makes me crazy.

If I was ever on a jury for a parent that killed someone who had harmed their kid....well...the verdict might be "guilty of jaywalking".

Littering...

Definitely guilty of littering.
"Fine paid and time served"


Littering and creating a nuisance. Make him sit on the Group W bench for a few minutes
 
2014-03-26 10:31:09 AM
I forget who it was that, after Jeffrey Dahmer was killed in prison, suggested that it was a sad commentary on our justice system that the duties of a just society were left to incarcerated felons.  Same for this guy.
 
2014-03-26 10:35:04 AM
The article says they, "have shakedowns every day."

Possibly not the best wording for someone who had a seizure.

This article got me really shaken up.
 
2014-03-26 10:35:07 AM

Mr. Right: I forget who it was that, after Jeffrey Dahmer was killed in prison, suggested that it was a sad commentary on our justice system that the duties of a just society were left to incarcerated felons.  Same for this guy.


Eh, six in one, half dozen in the other.
 
2014-03-26 10:37:37 AM
this is Vermont, Jez,

this will result in -

More guards, better food, more shrinks, individual cells, heated floors, aroma therapy and six kinds of maple syrup during breakfast hours.
 
2014-03-26 10:41:45 AM

Doryphore: Is there a way to add funds to the cellmate's commissary account via internet?


How do you know that the cellmate isn't a sex offender as well?  He likely is, being that the prison officials are not going to house a kiddie rapist with a Hells Angel.
 
2014-03-26 10:41:55 AM
Wonderful world we live in.
 
2014-03-26 10:42:43 AM

AugieDoggyDaddy: He likely is, being that the prison officials are not going to house a kiddie rapist with a Hells Angel.


They really should, though.  They really should.
 
2014-03-26 10:43:24 AM

Farce-Side: AugieDoggyDaddy: He likely is, being that the prison officials are not going to house a kiddie rapist with a Hells Angel.

They really should, though.  They really should.


I have good news for you...
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-03-26 10:48:10 AM
AugieDoggyDaddy: he prison officials are not going to house a kiddie rapist with a Hells Angel.

Massachusetts prison officials basically did that. This guy was an accused pedophile priest, but all they could get to stick was a charge of grabbing some boy's ass. So they transferred him to the maximum security facility, put him in a cell with a white supremacist lifer with a history of violence against homosexuals, and waited for the screams to stop. His cellmate was convicted and is now serving two life sentences without parole instead of one. (Wikipedia page has the basics; I'm not sure if it's exactly right).
 
2014-03-26 10:48:13 AM

Pattuq: Lucky bastard.  Could have been a lot worse.


I wish it were.
 
2014-03-26 10:49:47 AM

The Muthaship: Farce-Side: AugieDoggyDaddy: He likely is, being that the prison officials are not going to house a kiddie rapist with a Hells Angel.

F-S  They really should, though.  They really should.

I have good news for you...


Do Tell.
 
2014-03-26 10:50:01 AM

Sharksfan: From TFA: Turner was serving time for repeatedly raping a 7-year-old girl, recoding the attacks, and then trading the videos online.

I have a 7 year old daughter.  This guy got way, WAY better than he deserved.  I'm all for justice but somebody doing stuff to kids makes me crazy.

If I was ever on a jury for a parent that killed someone who had harmed their kid....well...the verdict might be "guilty of jaywalking".


I am in full agreement with you.

If something like that happened to my daughter, I would do my best to make sure the person never made it to jail.
 
2014-03-26 10:52:39 AM

AugieDoggyDaddy: Do Tell.


Historically, guards are very careful to make sure everyone knows what the kiddie diddlers are in for, and they make no attempt to put them with a safe cellmate.
 
2014-03-26 10:52:45 AM
Our societal problems are not a shortage of homicidal sociopaths.
The problem is getting them on task.
 
2014-03-26 10:54:56 AM
What a shame.  I'm sure he'll be missed - hah!
 
2014-03-26 10:58:13 AM

The Muthaship: AugieDoggyDaddy: Do Tell.

Historically, guards are very careful to make sure everyone knows what the kiddie diddlers are in for, and they make no attempt to put them with a safe cellmate.


So,  what I see on LOCK UP isn't how it really is?
Well I'm okay with that.
 
2014-03-26 11:01:31 AM
So this was justice? His punishment for his heinous acts was a couple weeks in prison, and people are cheering that. Sure, ok.

Life in prison is much worse than 2 weeks in prison before shuffling off this mortal coil. He did less time than people do for any number of less serious crimes. Sorry, I'm not going to get a revenge boner over the fact this guy barely was punished for what he did.
 
2014-03-26 11:02:09 AM

rewind2846: Pattuq: Lucky bastard.  Could have been a lot worse.

I wish it were.


it's not that i disagree....i don't.  and, should have been a lot worse.  but, i often wonder what was done to the pedophile to fark them up to the point where a 7 year old girl stirs sexual thoughts.

i work in an imaging  clinic, and we scan/x-ray a lot of inmates.  lately, about 70 per cent of them have been in for sexual offenses.  i just wonder what it was that farked them up so much.

/again, agree with you.  raised 3 daughters myself
 
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