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(CNN)   Blah blah blah North Korea blah blah blah Rodong missiles blah blah blah sending a message blah blah blah strongly worded letter   (cnn.com) divider line 19
    More: Stupid, North Koreans, Rodong, 2010 Nuclear Security Summit, ballistic missiles, Northern Alliance, rocket launchers, Prime Minister of Japan, Sea of Japan  
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2014-03-26 08:08:41 AM  
Nobody cares, little fat boy. Your entire country could be annihilated by either China or the US within a week. You are irrelevant. Sit down and let the Russians handle the saber rattling. They're better at it, and have bigger sabers.
 
2014-03-26 08:09:44 AM  
Typical saber rattling when the world's attention isn't on them. It's like that country is run by a bunch of 8-year-olds.

/dude, 8-year-olds
 
2014-03-26 08:10:27 AM  

H31N0US: Nobody cares, little fat boy. Your entire country could be annihilated by either China or the US within a week. You are irrelevant. Sit down and let the Russians handle the saber rattling. They're better at it, and have bigger sabers.


Damnit... beat me to the "saber rattling".

/shakes tiny fist
 
2014-03-26 08:12:05 AM  
Barack The Impotent will crawl under his desk and pee his pants as usual.
 
2014-03-26 08:20:25 AM  

H31N0US: Nobody cares, little fat boy. Your entire country could be annihilated by either China or the US within a week. You are irrelevant. Sit down and let the Russians handle the saber rattling. They're better at it, and have bigger sabers.


In fairness, that's not entirely true. Best Korea has a million - person standing army and a population in its third generation of ingrained fanaticism for Blessed Dear Leader.

Takes a long time and a lot of willpower to kill a million militarized people, plus several million more fanatics armed with kitchen knives and pitchforks.

Yes, I'm aware that it's up for debate how well or long the people would be willing to fight for BDL. But we don't have a good history of outcomes associated with invading countries on the basis of assumed best case scenarios.
 
2014-03-26 08:20:44 AM  
Perfect headline subby.
+1
 
2014-03-26 08:22:04 AM  

WhoopAssWayne: Barack The Impotent will crawl under his desk and pee his pants as usual.


Not sure if serious, but in case you are: no, he'll just shrug, sigh and go 'okay, NK. whatever.' Then he'll go back to worrying about Russia and China since they're kind of a slightly bigger priority as far as foreign policy goes.
 
2014-03-26 08:24:37 AM  
What happened to the lone man's shadow?
 
2014-03-26 08:50:09 AM  

Gone In 26 Minutes: WhoopAssWayne: Barack The Impotent will crawl under his desk and pee his pants as usual.

Not sure if serious, but in case you are: no, he'll just shrug, sigh and go 'okay, NK. whatever.' Then he'll go back to worrying about Russia and China since they're kind of a slightly bigger priority as far as foreign policy goes.


Yeah, I ignored him figuring it was weak trolling.  But the derp is strong with right-wingers.  It may actually be that he wants us to go all military on North Korea, just like his hero Texas Ranger Rancher GH Walker Bush did in Afghanistan and Iraq.  Say, how did that all work out anyway?  Something something mission accomplished something?

Right-wing diplomacy is sort of the equivalent of a frontal assault.  They see a wall, they want to run head-first at it.  Doesn't matter how big, how thick, how strong.  It's the only tactic they know.  Of course, none of them actually want to be in the assault.  That's what deferments and National Guard assignments are for.
 
2014-03-26 08:54:21 AM  
'Rodong' missiles, Dennis Rodman'...coinky dinky?  I think not.
 
2014-03-26 09:00:05 AM  
We need to go dig up Gen MacArthur and let him finish the north off like he originally planned.

Truman was an idiot!
 
2014-03-26 09:06:59 AM  
They're like a four year old boy who won't stop showing people his penis.

"Yes we see that and it's amusing, but put it away before you actually freak somebody out dear.  Go finish your juice."

This country builds missiles that can't hit the ocean fired by Atari-grade technology. They suck, the end.
 
2014-03-26 09:11:43 AM  
RODONG

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-26 09:49:13 AM  
Thanks Obama Truman
 
2014-03-26 10:17:39 AM  

brimed03: H31N0US: Nobody cares, little fat boy. Your entire country could be annihilated by either China or the US within a week. You are irrelevant. Sit down and let the Russians handle the saber rattling. They're better at it, and have bigger sabers.

In fairness, that's not entirely true. Best Korea has a million - person standing army and a population in its third generation of ingrained fanaticism for Blessed Dear Leader.

Takes a long time and a lot of willpower to kill a million militarized people, plus several million more fanatics armed with kitchen knives and pitchforks.

Yes, I'm aware that it's up for debate how well or long the people would be willing to fight for BDL. But we don't have a good history of outcomes associated with invading countries on the basis of assumed best case scenarios.


Technically we don't have the best record for Occupying. The invading we're damn good at and shatter standing armies pretty easily. Our biggest problem is we actually don't just leave it at that and say 'now you get to fix your crap we broke'. We try to be nice and fix it back going 'now have you learned your lesson'. To which the answer is 'No' but we don't take 'No' well so we keep trying. All things being equal our military would be bettered used as a scorched earth force than an occupation force. Go in, shatter what little is there, destroy what few fields they have and blockade them at sea. That'd leave China to do the repair work which I'm far more open to. Besides, culling a few million off their population would be cheaper; no need to use smart weapons when all you want is slaughter.
 
2014-03-26 11:09:31 AM  
Rodan?
www.kaijukits.com
/dang
 
2014-03-26 11:19:05 AM  
Thanks a lot Truman Capote. Fine mess you have gotten us into.
 
2014-03-26 12:04:45 PM  
I rather liked this headline, Subby.

+1
 
2014-03-26 01:46:37 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: Barack The Impotent will crawl under his desk and pee his pants as usual.


Have you EVER had a thought you did not immediately want to blame Obama for ? You do realise he does not control the world right ? Not everything in the world is caused by him. You spend an awful lot of time focussing on one person. There are quite a few more.
 
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