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(Mother Nature Network)   It's comforting to know that when you don't have a corkscrew you can always open a bottle of wine with your shoe   (mnn.com ) divider line
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2014-03-26 09:01:31 AM  
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I didn't even know Real Networks and their crappy "streaming" technology was still around, but there you are.

/ at least I assume something that buffers that badly has to be involved with Real in some way
2014-03-26 09:00:02 AM  
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daveUSMC: The splotches of red wine on my ceiling and shards of glass in my eyeballs beg to differ.


Sounds like it opened. Problem?
2014-03-26 08:58:34 AM  
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I open all my wine with a boat.
2014-03-26 08:48:02 AM  
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"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water."
2014-03-26 08:31:04 AM  
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I can open it with my hand most of the time now. Screwtops are popular and for good reason.
 
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