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(ABC Local)   Woman who was known as Burger King Baby after being abandoned in a Pennsylvanian Burger King bathroom when she was a baby and started a Facebook campaign to find her mother has proven the internet works after finding her mother   (abclocal.go.com ) divider line
    More: Sappy, Facebook, Katheryn Deprill  
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6141 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Mar 2014 at 7:42 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-26 07:52:56 AM  
3 votes:

Calvin Butterball: I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

/IGN


Apparently, the chick stayed quite a while after you were done.
2014-03-26 07:57:51 AM  
2 votes:

Woman who was known as Burger King Baby after being abandoned in a Pennsylvanian Burger King bathroom when she was a baby and started a Facebook campaign to find her mother has proven the internet works after finding her mother


They were in the bathroom making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

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2014-03-26 07:44:23 AM  
2 votes:
Well, that was quick.  I'd get the lights but I'm too busy abandoning a baby in a Burger King bathroom.

/ it's not mine, I swear
2014-03-26 02:39:05 AM  
2 votes:
Why would she WANT to find some biatch who abandoned her in a frigging restroom?

There's got to be money in this for her somehow. Or maybe she's weird.
2014-03-26 11:54:03 AM  
1 vote:

wataga123: So far, nobody has read the article.


Reading the article is not required. You are only supposed to read the snarky headline, then form an opinion based on that head line.

Then you log onto the FARK comments section and set Phasers for full Derp
2014-03-26 08:18:37 AM  
1 vote:
kapost-files-prod.s3.amazonaws.com

Did you say "burger king bathroom"?
2014-03-26 08:02:15 AM  
1 vote:

Zeb Hesselgresser: Mom was a teenager.  The pregnancy was the result of a rapey relative.  She hid the incident and the pregnancy from her parents.  Mom knew the baby would be found and cared for quickly.  Now we have the hospital no questions asked drop off law.

Kids make bad decisions.  Film at 11.


THIS

I see you and me are the only ones that RTFA so far.
2014-03-26 07:53:51 AM  
1 vote:

The One True TheDavid: Why would she WANT to find some biatch who abandoned her in a frigging restroom?

There's got to be money in this for her somehow. Or maybe she's weird.


My thoughts as well. Maybe she had a lawyer who threatened to sue BK because her mother is an assclown. BK told her to prove it, and now she gets free Whoppers for life. Onion rings and drinks at half price, though. Only one visit per day. Case settled.
2014-03-26 07:46:24 AM  
1 vote:
My birth dad abandoned my family when I was very young. If I ever find that motherfarker, I will kill him. If this lady turns up dead in a month or two, from "natural causes", run a tox screen.
 
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