If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(AsiaOne)   When real life mimics Grand Theft Auto: Man wreaks havoc with stolen fire engine   (news.asiaone.com) divider line 39
    More: Strange, Grand Theft Auto, fire trucks  
•       •       •

1959 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Mar 2014 at 11:31 AM (22 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



39 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2014-03-26 09:49:09 AM
Did he do it in a wedding dress?
 
2014-03-26 11:08:58 AM
A suspected drug addict

With a picture of what ails a drug addict:

news.asiaone.com
 
2014-03-26 11:37:15 AM
FTFA: "Police detained the suspect for a day for questioning for allegedly stealing the engine and for reckless driving "

That's all he got for this?  I'm moving to Malaysia after I retire.
 
2014-03-26 11:38:37 AM
I got GTA IV during a Steam sale a couple weeks ago. I like it.
 
2014-03-26 11:41:00 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Did he do it in a wedding dress?


That only works in a mall with zombies.

/Now if you'll excuse me, I need to put on lederhosen and beat things to death with a tricycle
//And maybe find a survivor
///Maybe
 
2014-03-26 11:41:47 AM
GTA-style driving trifecta in play?
 
2014-03-26 11:42:19 AM
"Hey Nico, let's go bowling!"

NO!!!
 
2014-03-26 11:43:28 AM
Parts of the fire engine have been spotted by satellite.
 
2014-03-26 11:44:13 AM
He just wanted to unlock the fireproof ability.
 
2014-03-26 11:44:22 AM

jaylectricity: A suspected drug addict

With a picture of what ails a drug addict:

[news.asiaone.com image 410x267]


Those yellow ones look like:
www.candywarehouse.com
 
2014-03-26 11:44:56 AM
Doesn't beat a tank though.
 
2014-03-26 11:45:36 AM

jaylectricity: A suspected drug addict

With a picture of what ails a drug addict:

[news.asiaone.com image 410x267]


apparently he did not leave the matrix.
 
2014-03-26 11:47:25 AM

uncleacid: Parts of the fire engine have been spotted by satellite.


i heard the fire engine went all stealth and hid in a bigger fire engine.
 
2014-03-26 11:48:47 AM
No fires started? Son, I am disappoint.
 
2014-03-26 11:50:09 AM

beverly8: uncleacid: Parts of the fire engine have been spotted by satellite.

i heard the fire engine went all stealth and hid in a bigger fire engine.


Sort of like a turduckfireengine?
 
2014-03-26 11:52:58 AM
i.ytimg.com

Approves.
 
2014-03-26 11:53:12 AM

White_Scarf_Syndrome: "Hey Nico, let's go bowling!"

NO!!!



Lol
 
2014-03-26 11:59:52 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-26 11:59:56 AM
Man, I loved that mission in GTA VC. A quick way to make a lot of cash and become fireproof? As soon as the third island opened up I was all over that mission like white on rice. The ambulance mission was a good way to start too, just use the North hospital on the first island and it was simple. The taxi mission was a pain until I realized that I could take 10 seconds to use the Pay-N-Spray whenever I passed one and let the bonus cash from # of fares in a row roll in.

I was never short on cash in that game.
 
2014-03-26 12:05:40 PM
If you're gonna cause havoc, take a note from this guy.

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-26 12:05:54 PM

Radioactive Ass: Man, I loved that mission in GTA VC. A quick way to make a lot of cash and become fireproof? As soon as the third island opened up I was all over that mission like white on rice. The ambulance mission was a good way to start too, just use the North hospital on the first island and it was simple. The taxi mission was a pain until I realized that I could take 10 seconds to use the Pay-N-Spray whenever I passed one and let the bonus cash from # of fares in a row roll in.

I was never short on cash in that game.


The ambulance mission was a must because it gave you unlimited sprint, the best ability in the game IMO.  For some reason San Andreas took that ability away.  Haven't played any GTA since then, so I wouldn't know if they ever changed it back.
 
2014-03-26 12:09:13 PM

jaylectricity: A suspected drug addict

With a picture of what ails a drug addict:


Heh, I was going to go with..

news.asiaone.com

What a firetruck may look like.
 
2014-03-26 12:10:10 PM

Beerguy: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x374]


Man, I gotta go back and re-watch my Seinfeld reruns. I had to put them down for a few years but I think I'm ready to go back in.
 
2014-03-26 12:10:56 PM
One of my favorite things to do in Vice City was to grab a fire truck, cross the Leaf Links bridge, and turn the hose backwards to spray for a little extra speed.  Come off the bridge at full speed and ram a golf cart head-on.  The golf cart would go spinning through the air and land way down the road.  I think I once hit one so hard that it exploded shortly after it finally landed.  Hilarious.
 
2014-03-26 12:14:30 PM
static.giantbomb.com
Did he let slip the dogs of war?
 
2014-03-26 12:30:30 PM
Officer Tenpenny?
 
2014-03-26 12:36:00 PM
It would only be like GTA if they called in 4 cops and they all shot him dead.
 
2014-03-26 12:46:03 PM
The fire engine in GTA V is awesome. It's pretty indestructable, plus you can use that hose to blast people with.
 
2014-03-26 12:49:48 PM

bigheadface: FTFA: "Police detained the suspect for a day for questioning for allegedly stealing the engine and for reckless driving "

That's all he got for this?  I'm moving to Malaysia after I retire.


Good luck getting out in one piece.
 
2014-03-26 12:59:08 PM
one of the best vehicles to steal. Lasts forever and can push almost anything out of the way. Only draw back is that the water cannon is your only weapon.
 
2014-03-26 01:05:46 PM
Of course you wreak havoc with a stolen fire engine. What the hell else are you supposed to do, become a freelance fire fighter and have people pay you cash for randomly showing up and putting of car fires?
 
2014-03-26 01:13:52 PM

Mister Buttons: If you're gonna cause havoc, take a note from this guy.


This.
 
2014-03-26 01:29:40 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-26 01:50:53 PM

codenamewizard:


I want to do THAT. I was just trying to decide between revisiting GTA IV or reading the new Pratchett Discworld book tonight.

Serbs & dead hookers it will be.
 
2014-03-26 02:08:50 PM
Wanted for questioning.

media.officialplaystationmagazine.co.uk
 
2014-03-26 02:11:44 PM

Eddie_Dean_NY: codenamewizard:

I want to do THAT. I was just trying to decide between revisiting GTA IV or reading the new Pratchett Discworld book tonight.

Serbs & dead hookers it will be.


HOLY CRAP, I missed that.

Now that I've looked it up, I'm relieved it isn't about the witches - I never could get into those books.
 
2014-03-26 02:54:57 PM
Speaking of GTA - anyone have any bets on the GTA5 PC announcement?
 
2014-03-26 07:20:58 PM
The suspect had earlier beaten several red lights

They had it coming.
 
2014-03-27 01:28:14 AM
What a fire engine may look like:
img.fark.net
/toot toot
 
Displayed 39 of 39 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report