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(KOAT Albuquerque)   "And that's ball two... two balls and no strikes... the pitcher looks in for a sign and... Hey, check out that fan in the bleachers. Looks like there's two balls on him, too"   (koat.com) divider line 19
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2014-03-26 12:42:03 AM  
"And that's brings us back to sausage, Farmer Juan pure pork sausage."
 
2014-03-26 08:23:28 AM  
Gotta do something to make baseball interesting....
 
2014-03-26 08:25:43 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-03-26 08:27:06 AM  
"Police believe alcohol may be involved."
 
2014-03-26 08:27:15 AM  
Relax, it's just a body suit.

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-26 08:31:40 AM  
I read that as "Policeman exposed himself".
 
2014-03-26 08:34:25 AM  
Luckily he was caught before he rounded second base.
 
2014-03-26 08:34:28 AM  
"Roberto Clemente has two balls on him" vs "I think he hurt his balls on that one, Tony, don't you?"
 
2014-03-26 08:34:41 AM  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-cq0WG_qSA

Seems to have the same problem as this guy.

/about 30 seconds in
//bulging
 
2014-03-26 08:37:25 AM  
I bet in jail this guy will have to learn to play catcher instead of pitcher.
 
GBB
2014-03-26 08:46:23 AM  
Yeah, this headline was way better than:   "Two balls and YOUR OUT!"
 
2014-03-26 09:05:56 AM  

GBB: Yeah, this headline was way better than:   "Two balls and YOUR OUT!"


You're.

/pet peeve.
 
GBB
2014-03-26 09:15:11 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: GBB: Yeah, this headline was way better than:   "Two balls and YOUR OUT!"

You're.

/pet peeve.


GAH, dammit!  I rarely make that mistake.
 
2014-03-26 09:17:11 AM  
"Reminds me of the time we were double teaming that whore down at spring training. She had four balls on her, and she wasn't walking anywhere..."
 
2014-03-26 11:36:35 AM  
One time I was watching the Red Sox play the Blue Jayswith my GF, and Homer Bush was up at bat. When the Sox' TV announcer said "Two balls on Bush..." we looked at each other and both started laughing so hard that our sides hurt afterward.
 
2014-03-26 12:28:48 PM  
Ha.  While waiting tables in college, we had a busboy who was not altogether there, ifyouknowwhatimean.

One night, he forgot to zip up after using the men's, and evidently was not wearing underwear.  It must've wiggled its way out, because when I heard the woman's horrified scream, it was touching her on the bare shoulder as he was pouring water for the table.

I couldn't stop laughing for about a week.  I am chuckling now as I recall the incident.
 
2014-03-26 12:30:16 PM  

Barnstormer: One time I was watching the Red Sox play the Blue Jayswith my GF, and Homer Bush was up at bat. When the Sox' TV announcer said "Two balls on Bush..." we looked at each other and both started laughing so hard that our sides hurt afterward.


"Santiago flies to Chile!"
 
2014-03-26 12:30:32 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: GBB: Yeah, this headline was way better than:   "Two balls and YOUR OUT!"

You're.

/pet peeve.


It's yerrr out!
 
2014-03-26 03:12:15 PM  
He thought the lyrics said "Take it out at the ballgame"
 
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