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(Daily Mail)   Former student sues teacher who had a sexual relationship with him because she caused him so much mental and emotional trauma that he can't join the Marines   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 112
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2014-03-25 10:22:15 PM
She sort of looks like a drill sergeant.
 
2014-03-25 10:26:53 PM
If he's traumatized from having sex with an attractive 34 year old woman at 17, he really wasn't cut out for the Marines in the first place.
 
2014-03-25 10:30:24 PM
*reads TFA*
media.giphy.com
It's her fault you trashed the school and can't be a Marine?
 
2014-03-25 10:39:54 PM
"If it moves, salute it. If it doesn't, paint it."

I don't see any paint on her, so it was probably worth it.
 
2014-03-25 10:40:29 PM
Is there any proof they even had a sexual relationship?
 
2014-03-25 11:54:38 PM

TuteTibiImperes: If he's traumatized from having sex with an attractive 34 year old woman at 17, he really wasn't cut out for the Marines in the first place.


That's putting it very lightly.
 
2014-03-26 12:14:22 AM
"The lawsuit also reportedly claims that the Eagle Mountain-Saginaw school district 'failed to provide proper supervision,"

EASY TO SOLVE!!
Never let women teach boys, or men teach girls!!!
TADA
Problem solved forever?

WHAT do you say?
MEN fark boys? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
AND
WOMEN fark girls? Hawtttttttttttttttttttttttt

/sigh - easy enough to fix - home school everyone
 
2014-03-26 12:24:38 AM
I'd like to be traumatized, please
 
2014-03-26 12:25:14 AM
Given the epidemic of sexual assault in the military you'd think this experience would give him a leg up, so to speak.
 
2014-03-26 12:31:06 AM

namatad: "The lawsuit also reportedly claims that the Eagle Mountain-Saginaw school district 'failed to provide proper supervision,"

EASY TO SOLVE!!
Never let women teach boys, or men teach girls!!!
TADA
Problem solved forever?

WHAT do you say?
MEN fark boys? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
AND
WOMEN fark girls? Hawtttttttttttttttttttttttt

/sigh - easy enough to fix - home school everyone


Classic Fark thread, anyone?
 
2014-03-26 12:32:08 AM
I'm thinking of suing a few of my high school teachers because they never tried to have sex with me.  I'm still emotionally traumatized by that rejection.

/Do I have a case?
 
2014-03-26 12:46:47 AM

Beaver1224: I'm thinking of suing a few of my high school teachers because they never tried to have sex with me.  I'm still emotionally traumatized by that rejection.

/Do I have a case?


It could turn into a class action suit.
 
2014-03-26 12:52:00 AM

doyner: namatad: "The lawsuit also reportedly claims that the Eagle Mountain-Saginaw school district 'failed to provide proper supervision,"

EASY TO SOLVE!!
Never let women teach boys, or men teach girls!!!
TADA
Problem solved forever?

WHAT do you say?
MEN fark boys? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
AND
WOMEN fark girls? Hawtttttttttttttttttttttttt

/sigh - easy enough to fix - home school everyone

Classic Fark thread, anyone?


From a different article:
Women molesting children is a rare occurrence and when it does occur, it often gets massive coverage by the news media, Miller said.

UM
I wonder.
I would bet that the occurrence of women "farking" young men is MUCH MUCH higher than what gets reported.
1) how many boys at that age are EVER going to complain about getting laid???
2) boys dont get pregnant, so unless she gets preggers and tells him, no one will find out
3) if he gets an STD, everyone assumes that it is from someone his own age
4) a higher occurrence rate could also explain the higher rate of males molesting teens when they get older.

/frak
 
2014-03-26 01:50:28 AM
Go ahead and join because from what I've heard there is neither emotional nor sexual trauma in the Marines.
 
2014-03-26 02:40:00 AM
Hoe Rah!
 
2014-03-26 02:42:06 AM
It's allllll her fault, right? You farking coward.
 
2014-03-26 02:45:03 AM
SBeaver1224: I'm thinking of suing a few of my high school teachers because they never tried to have sex with me.  I'm still emotionally traumatized by that rejection.

/Do I have a case?


At least you don't have my problem. I've got all these ex-teachers suing me for denying them sex.

\gym 26 minutes
 
2014-03-26 02:45:38 AM

TuteTibiImperes: If he's traumatized from having sex with an attractive 34 year old woman at 17, he really wasn't cut out for the Marines in the first place.


Maybe he's really into guys
 
2014-03-26 02:50:15 AM
Case for Nancy Grace and the Marine Tot.
 
2014-03-26 02:50:20 AM
Not Marine material to vegan with.
 
2014-03-26 02:51:33 AM

C18H27NO3: It's allllll her fault, right?

l.wigflip.com

 
2014-03-26 02:54:33 AM
The two soon exchanged 'sexting' conversations.
They later met in a gym parking lot and checked into a hotel where they had sex.
Heenan also allegedly engaged Smith in multiple sexual encounters -- including at school events, in hotels and her in own car.

It would be unfair if he didn't receive the exact same punishment as her when he knew full goddamn well what he was doing.
 
2014-03-26 02:57:53 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: TuteTibiImperes: If he's traumatized from having sex with an attractive 34 year old woman at 17, he really wasn't cut out for the Marines in the first place.

Maybe he's really into guys


How would this disqualify him from the Marines? Don't ask, don't tell has been repealed.
 
2014-03-26 02:59:35 AM
If he's successful, I'm going to try the same approach to get out of jury duty.
"Sorry your honor. Wish I could stay, but a lady once touched my boy parts."
 
2014-03-26 03:00:22 AM
This little retard may as well claim she's a witch since he seems to be just running around living life and somehow his penis ends up in her magic box right out of the blue.
 
2014-03-26 03:00:59 AM

doglover: drjekel_mrhyde: TuteTibiImperes: If he's traumatized from having sex with an attractive 34 year old woman at 17, he really wasn't cut out for the Marines in the first place.

Maybe he's really into guys

How would this disqualify him from the Marines? Don't ask, don't tell has been repealed.


It won't, but now he can't have all that gay sex the military promised without thinking of his teacher.
 
2014-03-26 03:03:51 AM
Heenan also allegedly engaged Smith in multiple sexual encounters -- including at school events, in hotels and her in own car.

Will You Stop?
 
2014-03-26 03:06:36 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Beaver1224: I'm thinking of suing a few of my high school teachers because they never tried to have sex with me.  I'm still emotionally traumatized by that rejection.

/Do I have a case?

It could turn into a class action suit.


You mean class, no action.
 
2014-03-26 03:10:25 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: It won't, but now he can't have all that gay sex the military promised without thinking of his teacher


neither can I
 
2014-03-26 03:12:16 AM
Kid is a sue-ent. That'scoont.
 
2014-03-26 03:18:04 AM
I don't think he is core material. Sew happy moran.
 
2014-03-26 03:21:34 AM
Ummm...
If someone had forced him (underage) into psychiatric care as a direct result of the relationship, then he would have a case, as mental health treatment of any kind disqualifies you from joining the military for a time.
Doesn't look like that happened here. Only $24,000 in property damage that he caused, citing "trauma".
Egad. I wonder what he broke, and exactly what his reasoning was at the time.
 
2014-03-26 03:22:11 AM

demaL-demaL-yeH: *reads TFA*
[media.giphy.com image 379x316]
It's her fault you trashed the school and can't be a Marine?


Yep. He got nailed for being a thug, and decided his best way to get off was to point fingers at the chick he was banging.

It's not even like he met her when he was twelve. He was 17 and a senior at the time.
 
2014-03-26 03:22:59 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: TuteTibiImperes: If he's traumatized from having sex with an attractive 34 year old woman at 17, he really wasn't cut out for the Marines in the first place.

Maybe he's really into guys


Well this did happen in Texas, so either that or he's a steer.
 
2014-03-26 03:27:08 AM

namatad: "The lawsuit also reportedly claims that the Eagle Mountain-Saginaw school district 'failed to provide proper supervision,"

EASY TO SOLVE!!
Never let women teach boys, or men teach girls!!!
TADA
Problem solved forever?

WHAT do you say?
MEN fark boys? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
AND
WOMEN fark girls? Hawtttttttttttttttttttttttt

/sigh - easy enough to fix - home school everyone


There is a problem with your solution. The hot milf step-mom who will want to teach the teenage couple how to "do it right." I know this happens, I've seen documentaries.
 
2014-03-26 03:28:00 AM

E5bie: Ummm...
If someone had forced him (underage) into psychiatric care as a direct result of the relationship, then he would have a case, as mental health treatment of any kind disqualifies you from joining the military for a time.
Doesn't look like that happened here. Only $24,000 in property damage that he caused, citing "trauma".
Egad. I wonder what he broke, and exactly what his reasoning was at the time.


She probably broke off their little secret and he was out for revenge.
 
2014-03-26 03:36:52 AM

C18H27NO3: It's allllll her fault, right? You farking coward.


If he was underage then this was a case of rape and then yes it would be all her fault
 
2014-03-26 03:37:53 AM

C18H27NO3: The two soon exchanged 'sexting' conversations.
They later met in a gym parking lot and checked into a hotel where they had sex.
Heenan also allegedly engaged Smith in multiple sexual encounters -- including at school events, in hotels and her in own car.

It would be unfair if he didn't receive the exact same punishment as her when he knew full goddamn well what he was doing.


Somehow I doubt you would be typing that if the genders were reversed
 
2014-03-26 03:47:11 AM

Warlordtrooper: C18H27NO3: It's allllll her fault, right? You farking coward.

If he was underage then this was a case of rape and then yes it would be all her fault


I said something and then you said something and neither of the statements had anything to do with each other.
 
2014-03-26 03:55:56 AM

Warlordtrooper: Somehow I doubt you would be typing that if the genders were reversed


My friend married her high school geography sub. Things seemed to work out for them. Of course, they waited until she graduated to go public with it and pretended like they met socially to their parents.
 
2014-03-26 03:59:49 AM
So the little piece of shiat does a bunch of property damage and screws over his own future, gets introduced to a scumbag lawyer who convinces him he can get rich off this slow witted teacher if he claims the whole thing is her fault.

Fire the teacher (but stop giving the media fresh reasons to print and say her name over and over), make the idiot kid pay back all of the damage he did and lock up the lawyer.  Easy
 
2014-03-26 04:12:37 AM
I firmly believe that this poor young man has experienced a significant amount of pain. You people don't realise how much damage can occur to a young mans arm from being constantly high fived every single day,
 
2014-03-26 04:17:36 AM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mark Smith

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yew disgraced the Core!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Maggot! Now drop and give her 20!
 
2014-03-26 04:20:22 AM

TuteTibiImperes: If he's traumatized from having sex with an attractive 34 year old woman at 17, he really wasn't cut out for the Marines in the first place.


this
 
2014-03-26 04:28:38 AM

Cozret: namatad: "The lawsuit also reportedly claims that the Eagle Mountain-Saginaw school district 'failed to provide proper supervision,"

EASY TO SOLVE!!
Never let women teach boys, or men teach girls!!!
TADA
Problem solved forever?

WHAT do you say?
MEN fark boys? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
AND
WOMEN fark girls? Hawtttttttttttttttttttttttt

/sigh - easy enough to fix - home school everyone

There is a problem with your solution. The hot milf step-mom who will want to teach the teenage couple how to "do it right." I know this happens, I've seen documentaries.


Those documentaries all seem to use the same or similar soundtracks.
 
2014-03-26 05:06:41 AM
So join the Army...?
 
2014-03-26 05:38:22 AM

namatad: "The lawsuit also reportedly claims that the Eagle Mountain-Saginaw school district 'failed to provide proper supervision,"

EASY TO SOLVE!!
Never let women teach boys, or men teach girls!!!
TADA
Problem solved forever?

WHAT do you say?
MEN fark boys? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
AND
WOMEN fark girls? Hawtttttttttttttttttttttttt

/sigh - easy enough to fix - home school everyone


one problem.... statistically, most sexual abuse occurs within the close family unit.
 
2014-03-26 05:43:40 AM

Cozret: namatad: "The lawsuit also reportedly claims that the Eagle Mountain-Saginaw school district 'failed to provide proper supervision,"

EASY TO SOLVE!!
Never let women teach boys, or men teach girls!!!
TADA
Problem solved forever?

WHAT do you say?
MEN fark boys? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
AND
WOMEN fark girls? Hawtttttttttttttttttttttttt

/sigh - easy enough to fix - home school everyone

There is a problem with your solution. The hot milf step-mom who will want to teach the teenage couple how to "do it right." I know this happens, I've seen documentaries.


Those aren't called documentaries... those are called pornos...
 
2014-03-26 06:01:14 AM
At least Daily Fail fiction is still a better love story than Twilight.
 
2014-03-26 06:05:00 AM

C18H27NO3: E5bie: 
Doesn't look like that happened here. Only $24,000 in property damage that he caused, citing "trauma".
Egad. I wonder what he broke, and exactly what his reasoning was at the time.

She probably broke off their little secret and he was out for revenge.


Makes perfect sense. You break up with me, I break some stuff that doesn't belong to you.
Sounds more like intimidation, really.

Or perhaps... she asked to boink on campus after hours, and forgot to unlock the door?
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