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(Daily Mail)   Police: Well there you go rape victim, it's your fault for falling asleep on a bus and ending up in Trenton, NJ. Oh by the way, are you a prostitute?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 67
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2014-03-25 07:59:00 PM  
we believe that no patient should have such a negative view of their care at RWJUHH

UHH?


Meanwhile, it wasn't until December 23 that police concocted their first formal interview with Kris about the rape.

What ingredients do you use when whipping up a rape interview?
 
2014-03-25 08:18:28 PM  

fusillade762: we believe that no patient should have such a negative view of their care at RWJUHH

UHH?


Retards With Jewish Ululating Half-Hands.
 
2014-03-25 09:23:51 PM  
And what if she was a prostitute or drug user? Can only virginal, drug free people be raped?
 
2014-03-25 09:24:58 PM  
You're.
 
2014-03-25 09:25:48 PM  
So there was a do-it-yourself adventure, and the first choice was this and this was the second choice when they went back to see if they could do better?
 
2014-03-25 09:26:00 PM  

Boo_Guy: And what if she was a prostitute or drug user? Can only virginal, drug free people be raped?


That reminds me of a particularly horrible phliosoraptor. It went something like; "If you forcibly have sex with a prostitute; is rape or theft?"
 
2014-03-25 09:29:20 PM  
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29But he, willing to justify himself, said unto Jesus, And who is my neighbour?  30And Jesus answering said, A certain  man went down from Jerusalem to Jericho, and fell among thieves, which stripped him of his raiment, and wounded  him, and departed, leaving  him half dead.  31And by chance there came down a certain priest that way: and when he saw him, he passed by on the other side.  32And likewise a Levite, when he was at the place, came and looked  on him, and passed by on the other side.  33But a certain Samaritan, as he journeyed, came where he was: and when he saw him, he had compassion  on him34and went to  him, and bound up his wounds, pouring in oil and wine, and set him on his own beast, and brought him to an inn, and took care of him.  35And on the morrow when he departed, he took out two pence, and gave  them to the host, and said unto him, Take care of him; and whatsoever thou spendest more, when I come again, I will repay thee.  36Which now of these three, thinkest thou, was neighbour unto him that fell among the thieves?  37And he said, He that shewed mercy on him. Then said Jesus unto him, Go, and do thou likewise.
 
2014-03-25 09:29:43 PM  

iheartscotch: Boo_Guy: And what if she was a prostitute or drug user? Can only virginal, drug free people be raped?

That reminds me of a particularly horrible phliosoraptor. It went something like; "If you forcibly have sex with a prostitute; is rape or theft?"


Sounds like a job for...
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2014-03-25 09:30:39 PM  
Remember, rape is a fantasy. Every girl secretly wants it whether they would like to admit it or not.
 
2014-03-25 09:32:28 PM  
Only if they're stupid enough to fall asleep on mass transit that goes some place nasty. Like New Jersey.
 
2014-03-25 09:34:17 PM  

Boo_Guy: And what if she was a prostitute or drug user? Can only virginal, drug free people be raped?


It's The Narrative. Here's how a Real Rape, what Whoopi *spit* Goldberg would call "y'know rape-rape" goes:

The Beautiful White Virgin who had never touched liquor or drugs was walking home from Church one Sunday morning. Suddenly, a Bestial Negro with a razor leapt out of the bushes, dragged her into an alley. She screamed and struggled, but that only aroused his Animal Lusts. He did unspeakable things to her. When she went to the police she was absolutely catatonic with shock but gave them a complete accurate description. The End.

If it varies one iota from this it isn't really rape by Puritanical American standards.
 
2014-03-25 09:35:14 PM  
From the comments Can't believe this still happens in US.

Someone needs to read the news and step outside more often
 
2014-03-25 09:35:29 PM  

iheartscotch: Boo_Guy: And what if she was a prostitute or drug user? Can only virginal, drug free people be raped?

That reminds me of a particularly horrible phliosoraptor. It went something like; "If you forcibly have sex with a prostitute; is rape or theft?"


Rape is a form of theft and theft is a form of rape. And when you boil it down, everybody is a prostitute, even if the compensation for services is not as obvious as cash on the dresser table.
 
2014-03-25 09:35:45 PM  
The next thing Kris remembers is waking up in a home on Farragut Ave, lying on a mattress on the floor while two men raped her.
Kris says one of the men was extremely violent, hitting her in the face multiple times while covering her mouth.


What are their Fark handles?
 
2014-03-25 09:43:53 PM  

The One True TheDavid: The next thing Kris remembers is waking up in a home on Farragut Ave, lying on a mattress on the floor while two men raped her.
Kris says one of the men was extremely violent, hitting her in the face multiple times while covering her mouth.

What are their Fark handles?


It would have been three men but the third thought she had sharp knees and needed to be at the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2014-03-25 09:44:19 PM  

The One True TheDavid: The next thing Kris remembers is waking up in a home on Farragut Ave, lying on a mattress on the floor while two men raped her.
Kris says one of the men was extremely violent, hitting her in the face multiple times while covering her mouth.

What are their Fark handles?


I can't recall, but they were posting in the previous workplace attire thread.
 
2014-03-25 09:47:10 PM  

Boo_Guy: iheartscotch: Boo_Guy: And what if she was a prostitute or drug user? Can only virginal, drug free people be raped?

That reminds me of a particularly horrible phliosoraptor. It went something like; "If you forcibly have sex with a prostitute; is rape or theft?"

Sounds like a job for...
[img2.wikia.nocookie.net image 288x288]


Thanks little girl.
 
2014-03-25 09:47:19 PM  
I fell asleep on the Sky Train once. I woke up at the end of the line in an empty car. The sun was going down. For a few seconds, I thought the Rapture had happened and I could now rampage in a mostly empty city.
 
2014-03-25 09:52:03 PM  

Witness99: Rape is a form of theft and theft is a form of rape.


What if you steal someone's rape? Does the universe explode?
 
2014-03-25 09:52:45 PM  

The One True TheDavid: The next thing Kris remembers is waking up in a home on Farragut Ave, lying on a mattress on the floor while two men raped her.
Kris says one of the men was extremely violent, hitting her in the face multiple times while covering her mouth.

What are their Fark handles?


Sound more like redditors to me.

/Made the mistake of wandering into /r/MensRights once...made me want to call for an Exterminatus.
 
2014-03-25 10:05:42 PM  
I once fell asleep (passed out in a drunken stupor) on a metro-north train and woke up in the railyard in stamford.  Didn't get raped though.
 
2014-03-25 10:07:06 PM  
Falling asleep in trenton? I mean come on I hate to blame a victim, but it is of utmost importance in life to keep your eyes open when in public.


new jersey they call it the garden state. It should be called the garbage state.
 
2014-03-25 10:07:27 PM  

fusillade762: we believe that no patient should have such a negative view of their care at RWJUHH

UHH?


Robert Wood Johnson University Hospital Hamiliton

 
2014-03-25 10:07:37 PM  
This story made me angry. :(
 
2014-03-25 10:09:53 PM  
When did two men become a gang?
 
2014-03-25 10:13:06 PM  
What's worse, getting raped or ending up in Trenton?
 
2014-03-25 10:14:08 PM  
insertsnarkyusername ,
When did two men become a gang?

Where I am four people fighting is a riot and your body is legally considered a container.

I say two men can be a gang.
 
2014-03-25 10:14:53 PM  
Farking Jersey cops.

"Serve and protect" my arse.


/from Jersey
 
2014-03-25 10:18:43 PM  

Enemabag Jones: body is legally considered a containe

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Well it is.  You don't want your organs and vital fluids sloshing out on the side walk, do you?
 
2014-03-25 10:22:59 PM  
That headline is trolltastic. With the intentional "you're" error -- a masterpiece. +1

/not submitter
//good work submitter
 
2014-03-25 10:23:09 PM  
gadian,
Well it is. You don't want your organs and vital fluids sloshing out on the side walk, do you?


Leave my vital fluids alone. I protect my Purity Of Essence.
 
2014-03-25 10:23:54 PM  
Yeah, I'll say it.  Those cops are a disgrace.  To the department.  To the city.  To their immediate families.  To all Americans.

/bad cops suck!
 
2014-03-25 10:25:59 PM  
More gems of insight from donuts and cheap coffee spackled over a frowning skeleton.

Amazing how after only two months of phys-Ed you can acquire the power to patronize and make anybody your biatch in the country.
 
2014-03-25 10:27:15 PM  
LiteWerk
Yeah, I'll say it. Those cops are a disgrace. To the department. To the city. To their immediate families. To all Americans.
/bad cops suck!

Stop the cop hate. Please.
 
2014-03-25 10:35:07 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Witness99: Rape is a form of theft and theft is a form of rape.

What if you steal someone's rape? Does the universe explode?


No, that's called Mubobobo and I don't recommend it.
 
2014-03-25 10:44:55 PM  

Boo_Guy: And what if she was a prostitute or drug user? Can only virginal, drug free people be raped?


God bless you.
 
2014-03-25 10:47:15 PM  

Boo_Guy: iheartscotch: Boo_Guy: And what if she was a prostitute or drug user? Can only virginal, drug free people be raped?

That reminds me of a particularly horrible phliosoraptor. It went something like; "If you forcibly have sex with a prostitute; is rape or theft?"

Sounds like a job for...


Well that didn't last long.
 
2014-03-25 10:49:57 PM  

Mangoose: Only if they're stupid enough to fall asleep on mass transit that goes some place nasty. Like New Jersey.


Wow! You're so funny! And original! Where do you come up with this stuff?!!?!
 
2014-03-25 10:51:36 PM  

Witness99: iheartscotch: Boo_Guy: And what if she was a prostitute or drug user? Can only virginal, drug free people be raped?

That reminds me of a particularly horrible phliosoraptor. It went something like; "If you forcibly have sex with a prostitute; is rape or theft?"

Rape is a form of theft and theft is a form of rape. And when you boil it down, everybody is a prostitute, even if the compensation for services is not as obvious as cash on the dresser table.


Never mistake glibness for cleverness.
 
2014-03-25 10:54:39 PM  

The One True TheDavid: The next thing Kris remembers is waking up in a home on Farragut Ave, lying on a mattress on the floor while two men raped her.
Kris says one of the men was extremely violent, hitting her in the face multiple times while covering her mouth.

What are their Fark handles?


No. No, absolutely not.

I know enough people frequent Fark that some of them must be rapists.

But we are NOT creating a culture here, in the comment community, that makes them feel welcome or like they have a home.

fark. That. shiat.
 
2014-03-25 10:54:53 PM  

brimed03: Boo_Guy: And what if she was a prostitute or drug user? Can only virginal, drug free people be raped?

God bless you.


Which one?
 
2014-03-25 10:58:37 PM  

Boo_Guy: brimed03: Boo_Guy: And what if she was a prostitute or drug user? Can only virginal, drug free people be raped?

God bless you.

Which one?


The kinky one.
 
2014-03-25 11:00:28 PM  

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Falling asleep in trenton? I mean come on I hate to blame a victim, but it is of utmost importance in life to keep your eyes open when in public.


new jersey they call it the garden state. It should be called the garbage state.


Hey, first just let me say from all NJ: fark you very much, go fark yourself!

Second, while everyone should pay attention to their surroundings wherever they are, you had the right instinct about not blaming the victim. Rape. Is never. The victim's. Fault.

But thanks for being tonight's asshole who perpetuates that myth!
 
2014-03-25 11:02:54 PM  

brimed03: teenage mutant ninja rapist: Falling asleep in trenton? I mean come on I hate to blame a victim, but it is of utmost importance in life to keep your eyes open when in public.


new jersey they call it the garden state. It should be called the garbage state.

Hey, first just let me say from all NJ: fark you very much, go fark yourself!

Second, while everyone should pay attention to their surroundings wherever they are, you had the right instinct about not blaming the victim. Rape. Is never. The victim's. Fault.

But thanks for being tonight's asshole who perpetuates that myth!


You are replying to a guy who thinks it's clever/amusing to have "rapist" as part of his Fark handle.
 
2014-03-25 11:04:29 PM  

Boo_Guy: brimed03: Boo_Guy: And what if she was a prostitute or drug user? Can only virginal, drug free people be raped?

God bless you.

Which one?


Any one of 'em, including FSM.
 
2014-03-25 11:05:46 PM  

Bane of Broone: Boo_Guy: brimed03: Boo_Guy: And what if she was a prostitute or drug user? Can only virginal, drug free people be raped?

God bless you.

Which one?

The kinky one.


You're going to have to be more specific,  many of them are into the freaky-deaky.
 
2014-03-25 11:06:00 PM  

Graffito: brimed03: teenage mutant ninja rapist: Falling asleep in trenton? I mean come on I hate to blame a victim, but it is of utmost importance in life to keep your eyes open when in public.


new jersey they call it the garden state. It should be called the garbage state.

Hey, first just let me say from all NJ: fark you very much, go fark yourself!

Second, while everyone should pay attention to their surroundings wherever they are, you had the right instinct about not blaming the victim. Rape. Is never. The victim's. Fault.

But thanks for being tonight's asshole who perpetuates that myth!

You are replying to a guy who thinks it's clever/amusing to have "rapist" as part of his Fark handle.


Point taken.
 
2014-03-25 11:11:45 PM  

brimed03: Mangoose: Only if they're stupid enough to fall asleep on mass transit that goes some place nasty. Like New Jersey.

Wow! You're so funny! And original! Where do you come up with this stuff?!!?!


Truly Tasteless New Jersey Jokes.  It was mandatory reading when I was younger.
 
2014-03-25 11:27:28 PM  
She could have fought them off if she'd had a more muscular dystrophy.
 
2014-03-25 11:49:41 PM  

Mangoose: brimed03: Mangoose: Only if they're stupid enough to fall asleep on mass transit that goes some place nasty. Like New Jersey.

Wow! You're so funny! And original! Where do you come up with this stuff?!!?!

Truly Tasteless New Jersey Jokes.  It was mandatory reading when I was younger.


Well I lose the bet. I was sure that, wherever the hell you're from, you never learned to read. I figured you Farked by hooking up your Tandy to a Speak'n'Spell.

/it *is* funny how you don't say where you're from in your bio
 
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