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(Ars Technica)   To replace drone strikes, US to give Yemen Hellfire-armed crop dusters. No, this isn't an article from The Onion   (arstechnica.com) divider line 66
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2014-03-25 07:54:34 PM  
The planes must also be able to carry surveillance and targeting sensors, ballistic armor to protect the crew from ground fire, and a load of weapons on six "hardpoints" on the wings.

They should also be "capable of carrying/employing [a] .50 cal gun,"


Isn't all that added weight going to make them a dog to fly?
 
2014-03-25 08:21:09 PM  
So basically, they're wanting to develop another AD-6 Skyraider?

upload.wikimedia.org
Old Sandy saved a lot of lives

That said, AirTractors are built like tanks. They use them around here from dirt fields to cropdust, and the things are built like tanks. Their primary operating altitude is around 200 feet or lower.

They have literally crashed, been brushed off, and put back into the air.
 
2014-03-25 08:52:41 PM  

fusillade762: Isn't all that added weight going to make them a dog to fly?


They're designed to take a pretty hefty load of chemicals. I was wondering where they were going to put a .50 cal, would have to hang pretty low to get out of prop arc, or it would need to be the world's first synchronized gun pod. And you can't go the motor-cannon route with a turboprop. Put just one out on one wing and it'd yaw like crazy when fired.

Seems more than a little unlikely that the you could replace the effectiveness of US drones with two dudes putting about in a crop duster that is loud and obvious and slow and easily taken down by anything bigger than 7.62mm.
 
2014-03-25 08:57:16 PM  

vossiewulf: Seems more than a little unlikely that the you could replace the effectiveness of US drones with two dudes putting about in a crop duster that is loud and obvious and slow and easily taken down by anything bigger than 7.62mm.


Cheaper, requires less infrastructure, and is less politically damaging.
 
2014-03-25 09:28:57 PM  
waytooindie.com
Pew pew pew. BOOOOM.
 
2014-03-25 09:29:34 PM  

hardinparamedic: vossiewulf: Seems more than a little unlikely that the you could replace the effectiveness of US drones with two dudes putting about in a crop duster that is loud and obvious and slow and easily taken down by anything bigger than 7.62mm.

Cheaper, requires less infrastructure, and is less politically damaging.


Plus the moral implications of fairness, at least the people on the ground have a chance at shooting down the plane and killing inside the people who are trying to kill them, unlike drones where you could shoot one down and the experienced person flying it is safely out of dodge.
 
2014-03-25 09:29:46 PM  
Should make the Salmon fishing easier.
 
2014-03-25 09:31:02 PM  

vossiewulf: fusillade762: Isn't all that added weight going to make them a dog to fly?

They're designed to take a pretty hefty load of chemicals. I was wondering where they were going to put a .50 cal, would have to hang pretty low to get out of prop arc, or it would need to be the world's first synchronized gun pod. And you can't go the motor-cannon route with a turboprop. Put just one out on one wing and it'd yaw like crazy when fired.

Seems more than a little unlikely that the you could replace the effectiveness of US drones with two dudes putting about in a crop duster that is loud and obvious and slow and easily taken down by anything bigger than 7.62mm.


You could alway stick it under the fuselage and angle it downward below the prop arc for strafing.

On a less serious note, I took one look at the picture in the article and envisioned the plot for Pixar's Planes 3.
 
2014-03-25 09:31:30 PM  
unimpressed
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2014-03-25 09:31:40 PM  
"....look at the receipt."

/RIP
 
2014-03-25 09:33:39 PM  
We really don't care when oppressive governments kill their own people, and we only care a little when they invade their neighbors.

However, touch a source of interest of the West, and you're farking done.
 
2014-03-25 09:34:23 PM  
In the past, I've seen some of these fly right up to the power lines, pop over, drop down and keep on spraying.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-03-25 09:35:40 PM  
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-25 09:39:28 PM  

hardinparamedic: So basically, they're wanting to develop another AD-6 Skyraider?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 850x552]
Old Sandy saved a lot of lives

That said, AirTractors are built like tanks. They use them around here from dirt fields to cropdust, and the things are built like tanks. Their primary operating altitude is around 200 feet or lower.

They have literally crashed, been brushed off, and put back into the air.


Hey, you're back!  I'm actually glad!  Sorry we got a timeout the other day.
 
2014-03-25 09:39:31 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: hardinparamedic: vossiewulf: Seems more than a little unlikely that the you could replace the effectiveness of US drones with two dudes putting about in a crop duster that is loud and obvious and slow and easily taken down by anything bigger than 7.62mm.

Cheaper, requires less infrastructure, and is less politically damaging.

Plus the moral implications of fairness, at least the people on the ground have a chance at shooting down the plane and killing inside the people who are trying to kill them, unlike drones where you could shoot one down and the experienced person flying it is safely out of dodge.


I'm not sure the US cares so much about the moral implications of fairness.
 
2014-03-25 09:44:21 PM  

Big_Doofus: Hey, you're back!  I'm actually glad!  Sorry we got a timeout the other day.


You too! Not a problem, BD. If I had a nickel for every time I got a vacation from FARK, I'd have two bucks.

Water under the bridge, my friend. :)
 
2014-03-25 09:44:40 PM  
www.hokum.hu

"I Hellfired the wrong field?"
 
2014-03-25 09:47:17 PM  
I know Air Tractor was building some planes for the military purposes, but I never for what. I know several people that work there. The planes are agile, and not so small when you get up close.

/worked at airport where they would refuel
 
2014-03-25 09:48:23 PM  

js34603: DarkSoulNoHope: hardinparamedic: vossiewulf: Seems more than a little unlikely that the you could replace the effectiveness of US drones with two dudes putting about in a crop duster that is loud and obvious and slow and easily taken down by anything bigger than 7.62mm.

Cheaper, requires less infrastructure, and is less politically damaging.

Plus the moral implications of fairness, at least the people on the ground have a chance at shooting down the plane and killing inside the people who are trying to kill them, unlike drones where you could shoot one down and the experienced person flying it is safely out of dodge.

I'm not sure the US cares so much about the moral implications of fairness.


It's probably more the moral implication of what results if the planes fall into enemy hands or if Yemen changes allies. We'd want them to have some useful for their needs, but an air "force" that we could knock out of the sky with a one-bird sortie.
 
2014-03-25 09:48:43 PM  
It sounds a bit like old style American "ingenuity", biggest bang for the buck.  A feeling that Yemen might be comfy with, I hope.

Go git'm
 
2014-03-25 09:52:45 PM  
Cessna actually made quite a few ground attack aircraft back in the 1960s, 70s and 80s.

But, let's see a Cessna park in the parking lot.

img.airport-data.com

Go home plane, you're drunk.
 
2014-03-25 09:58:47 PM  

Ex-Texan: In the past, I've seen some of these fly right up to the power lines, pop over, drop down and keep on spraying.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 300x200]


My ex's dad (AF, ANG and FAA) used to tell a story about a duster that was flying along, popping from one field to the next and suddenly found his speed dropping precipitously.  He hit the throttle, but kept slowing until *SPROING* he took off like a bullet... Turned out he'd caught his tail gear on a telephone line.

/don't know if it's true, but the way he told it was funny at least
 
2014-03-25 10:01:09 PM  

js34603: I'm not sure the US cares so much about the moral implications of fairness.


Anybody who thinks that war is supposed to be fair is a farking moron.  Overwhelming superiority results in short, decisive conflicts.  Trying to "fight fair" results in long, drawn-out wars of attrition.
 
2014-03-25 10:04:09 PM  
This is exactly the sort of plane that we need for CAS for our troops if they don't quite need the blow everything to hell A-10.
 
2014-03-25 10:07:10 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Plus the moral implications of fairness, at least the people on the ground have a chance at shooting down the plane and killing inside the people who are trying to kill them, unlike drones where you could shoot one down and the experienced person flying it is safely out of dodge.


Fairness? In war? War is never about fairness. It is about having the largest possible advantage so you can attack at the time and place of your choosing. There are some principles that include use of proportional force but when people are trying to kill each other, no one dies happily knowing they got killed fair and square.
 
2014-03-25 10:09:49 PM  

hardinparamedic: So basically, they're wanting to develop another AD-6 Skyraider?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 850x552]
Old Sandy saved a lot of lives

That said, AirTractors are built like tanks. They use them around here from dirt fields to cropdust, and the things are built like tanks. Their primary operating altitude is around 200 feet or lower.

They have literally crashed, been brushed off, and put back into the air.


Came to post that.  One of the best damn planes from the last 50 years.
 
2014-03-25 10:12:11 PM  
Wasn't one of the primary fears after 9/11 that crop dusters would be used against us? Now we will train people over there to fly crop dusters.  Armed crop dusters. No way this could ever come back to bite us in the ass.

Brilliant.
 
2014-03-25 10:12:35 PM  
ftfa:  According to documents obtained by Buzzfeed's Aram Roston, the US will provide a squadron of 10 aircraft originally designed as crop dusters, which are now equipped for a wholly different sort of reaping.

In addition to reaping they are good at sight seeing, search and rescue, intelligence gathering, and reaping.
 
2014-03-25 10:13:31 PM  
I think I would take one of those over a F-35. A potato cannon could take down an F-35 doing close air support.
 
2014-03-25 10:22:03 PM  
It's Maffia money!
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-03-25 10:25:12 PM  
We're gonna liberate the hell outta those crops! FARK YEAH MURICA! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
 
2014-03-25 10:32:05 PM  
Thinking of the Top Gear episode with the laser tag planes.
 
2014-03-25 10:37:05 PM  
Next up: armored cav by John Deere.
 
2014-03-25 10:38:01 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: [www.hokum.hu image 620x375]

"I Hellfired the wrong field?"


i1.ytimg.com 


Hey boys, I'm back!!!
 
2014-03-25 10:39:33 PM  

fusillade762: The planes must also be able to carry surveillance and targeting sensors, ballistic armor to protect the crew from ground fire, and a load of weapons on six "hardpoints" on the wings.

They should also be "capable of carrying/employing [a] .50 cal gun,"

Isn't all that added weight going to make them a dog to fly?


Air Tractors perform like fighter planes when they get down below two or three thousand pounds of chemical mix in the hopper. The 802 will carry nearly 5 tons.
 
2014-03-25 10:42:22 PM  
If we used drones we would be flying them, and when (not if) the wrong target gets destroyed who gets the blame?
send in a crop duster with Yemeni's as pilots and who gets the blame?
 
2014-03-25 10:43:00 PM  
Wow. Just googled them. They actually have an 802 designed as a weapons platform rated for a 4 ton payload.  http://www.802u.com/

Never knew that.
 
2014-03-25 10:46:09 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-25 10:47:33 PM  
I Guess seeing the fear in the wedding party faces as the missile goes off is lost by the lower res monitors.
 
2014-03-25 10:59:01 PM  
What was that in Starship Troopers about the violence being delivered up close and personally?\

img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-03-25 11:01:33 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Plus the moral implications of fairness, at least the people on the ground have a chance at shooting down the plane and killing inside the people who are trying to kill them, unlike drones where you could shoot one down and the experienced person flying it is safely out of dodge.


War is not a sporting competition.  Fair doesn't apply.
 
2014-03-25 11:04:32 PM  
So let's see, an Air Tractor AT-802U has a service altitude of 25,000 feet and a wing span of 59 feet. Lets say it's cruising at 20,000 feet and replace it with a 60 foot circle (a ufo if you will) at that distance it would cover about 0.172 degrees in the sky if I'm doing my math right which is less than 3/16 of a degree (assuming it's directly overhead showing the greatest exposure). For reference the sun and moon are about 1/2 a degree which is around the width of your thumb held at arms length. It's cruising speed is also 185 mph according to wikipedia.

I think it might be a little difficult to shoot it down with a sandy AK-47 clone. No idea if a shoulder mounted infared tracking missle can track a turboprop or even if these groups would have such a thing.
 
2014-03-25 11:04:37 PM  
Can we just not give them anything? Please?
 
2014-03-25 11:11:39 PM  

Fat Man Of La Mancha: No idea if a shoulder mounted infared tracking missle can track a turboprop or even if these groups would have such a thing.


Oh yes they can. Stingers were quite effective in the Falkland War to down propeller driven Close Air Support aircraft and helicopters.
 
2014-03-25 11:15:10 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-25 11:20:43 PM  

Fat Man Of La Mancha: So let's see, an Air Tractor AT-802U has a service altitude of 25,000 feet and a wing span of 59 feet. Lets say it's cruising at 20,000 feet and replace it with a 60 foot circle (a ufo if you will) at that distance it would cover about 0.172 degrees in the sky if I'm doing my math right which is less than 3/16 of a degree (assuming it's directly overhead showing the greatest exposure). For reference the sun and moon are about 1/2 a degree which is around the width of your thumb held at arms length. It's cruising speed is also 185 mph according to wikipedia.

I think it might be a little difficult to shoot it down with a sandy AK-47 clone. No idea if a shoulder mounted infared tracking missle can track a turboprop or even if these groups would have such a thing.


WTF are you doing trying to shoot down anything at 20,000 with an AK-47?! This thing is going to be zooming past at extremely low altitudes faster than you can track.
 
2014-03-25 11:25:53 PM  

hardinparamedic: Fat Man Of La Mancha: No idea if a shoulder mounted infared tracking missle can track a turboprop or even if these groups would have such a thing.

Oh yes they can. Stingers were quite effective in the Falkland War to down propeller driven Close Air Support aircraft and helicopters.


Hmm...
files.sharenator.com

So I guess Washington is betting people won't get so pissed off if one of these get shot down since they could just say "Hey, he ain't American, he's one of you!" never mind that we provide the planes, the training, the maintenance personnel. Hell, any stinger missiles they would have would have been a gift from uncle sam 30 years to fight the soviets, THANK YOU SO MUCH REGAN!
 
2014-03-25 11:26:02 PM  

fusillade762: The planes must also be able to carry surveillance and targeting sensors, ballistic armor to protect the crew from ground fire, and a load of weapons on six "hardpoints" on the wings.

They should also be "capable of carrying/employing [a] .50 cal gun,"

Isn't all that added weight going to make them a dog to fly?


On the other hand, it will do a killer job on a field full of weevils.
 
2014-03-25 11:34:58 PM  

js34603: DarkSoulNoHope: hardinparamedic: vossiewulf: Seems more than a little unlikely that the you could replace the effectiveness of US drones with two dudes putting about in a crop duster that is loud and obvious and slow and easily taken down by anything bigger than 7.62mm.

Cheaper, requires less infrastructure, and is less politically damaging.

Plus the moral implications of fairness, at least the people on the ground have a chance at shooting down the plane and killing inside the people who are trying to kill them, unlike drones where you could shoot one down and the experienced person flying it is safely out of dodge.

I'm not sure the US cares so much about the moral implications of fairness.


Of course, teh Taliban totally cares about fairness
 
2014-03-25 11:35:38 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [waytooindie.com image 650x350]
Pew pew pew. BOOOOM.


That's funny, that plane's dustin' crops where there ain't no crops.
 
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