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burning_bridge: Hey, don't piss on gluten-labeling. Some of us actually have real wheat allergies that can put us in the ER. That happens to me and I don't even have a fedora or a beard. C'mon, man.
Hollie Maea: A lot of people are gluten intolerant. But a lot fewer than those who think they are gluten intolerant.I'm so old I remember when gluten was a health food. Gluten "steaks" FTW.
RexTalionis: DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 680x564]Norman Borlaug is a hero.
meat0918: RexTalionis: DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 680x564]Norman Borlaug is a hero.No kidding.
vudukungfu: BorlaugBorlaug is a collective proper noun for a filthy hippie race that appears as recurring antagonists in various incarnations of any decade in American history. The Borlaug are a collection of that have been turned into functioning as drones of the Collective, or the hive.The Borlaug Queenis a braless, vegetarian, man hating witch with dreadlocks like the evil goddess Medusa. She insists upon enforcing her code of vegan, gluten free, tofu infused, bean based harry-krishna, hairy armpit logic upon all with ears until they go mad. Utterly mad.The best defense is to order the organic salad, excuse yourself to use the rest room and leave though the window. Lacking a window, bash your head against an outside wall until you can squeeze through.You do NOT want to be stuck at dinner with her. She WILL assimilate you.
Felgraf: Hollie Maea: A lot of people are gluten intolerant. But a lot fewer than those who think they are gluten intolerant.I'm so old I remember when gluten was a health food. Gluten "steaks" FTW.I know my mom was Diagnosed with Celiac (inconclusive blood test, followed by intestinal biopsy that went "YEP"), and now that she's healed up from the damage it inflicted, even a bit of gluten can cause her to have a *terrible* day afterwards (since her immune system flips out and starts killing her small intestine again).She also had Grave's Disease to the point that they had to nuke her thyroid since even at half the safe max dose, the meds weren't bringing her white blood cell count down.So, happyfun immune times apparently run in our family./DRINKING BEER WHILE I CAN.
Felgraf: So, happyfun immune times apparently run in our family.
xria: meat0918: RexTalionis: DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 680x564]Norman Borlaug is a hero.No kidding.In fact it is difficult to think anyone more deserving of the title.
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