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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)   Man Vomits on Cell Phone. Follows Florida protocol by going on machete wielding rampage   ( divider line
    More: Florida, cell phones, machetes, Port St. Lucie  
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2590 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Mar 2014 at 5:51 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-25 04:21:28 PM  
Oh Florida, you never disappoint.

Was his shotgun painted camo color, or did he Lady Gaga that too?
2014-03-25 05:16:15 PM  
There's an app for that
2014-03-25 05:24:51 PM  
The Aristocrats!
2014-03-25 05:50:58 PM  
Hey, I know that guy from Charm School!
2014-03-25 05:58:47 PM  
Subby is on a capitalization rampage.
2014-03-25 06:01:56 PM  
Are bath salts hard-wired into the DNA of Florida citizens?  Stories from that state are the diaries of a madman.  Where is a crippled nuclear reactor when you need one?
2014-03-25 06:12:38 PM  


2014-03-25 06:25:53 PM  
Finally, someone properly responds to the iOS7 upgrade.
2014-03-25 06:55:45 PM  
He should have stood his own ground against himself.
2014-03-25 07:03:38 PM  
Kill-excavator hasn't got quite the same ring.
2014-03-25 07:08:12 PM  
sounds perfectly reasonable.
2014-03-25 07:19:04 PM  
Where's the rifle? The picture shows a shotgun. The article mentions both. I'm not sure any of the reporters know the difference.
2014-03-25 07:46:31 PM  
Let me see if i got this straight. He vomits on his own cell phone, and angry with himself, he holds a machete to his wife's neck, then fires a shotgun round at a responding officers. Not once, but twice. The problem is, he tried to kill himself, and his wife stopped him. Foolish mortal.

/The tard, it's strong with this one.
2014-03-25 07:48:38 PM  
I've totally seen this guy's mugshot before....
2014-03-25 08:34:40 PM  
A judge gave him bond?
2014-03-25 10:05:14 PM  
I would like to commend the police officers for unusual restraint after they got shot at and nearly missed. In other places they would have leveled the place down.

Then tazed him, just to be sure.
2014-03-25 10:48:47 PM  
Campbell answered his cell phone.

Pretty good phone or pretty chunky puke.
2014-03-26 01:18:48 AM  
Can you fear me now?
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