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(CBS Minnesota)   Typical: Police spot man driving drunk, Extra: on the sidewalk, Fark: In a stolen excavator   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Colorado State Patrol, tags, sidewalks, drunk driving, Dustin Lunde, shovels, possession of stolen property, construction equipment  
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1287 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Mar 2014 at 5:53 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-25 05:39:54 PM  
Did anybody watch the Top Gear Burma special? I seriously thought someone was going to get killed.
2014-03-25 05:55:27 PM  
My bad.
2014-03-25 05:58:18 PM  
No guts, no glory.
2014-03-25 06:06:14 PM  
This is why you can't have horizontal elevators.
2014-03-25 06:07:01 PM  
A couple years ago somebody stole the Zamboni from the ice rink and drove it down the street a mile to Burger King.
2014-03-25 06:11:14 PM  
But at least he wasn't holding up traffic..
2014-03-25 06:13:10 PM  
They were stopping everyone driving a stolen excavator on that sidewalk, and that's profiling. And profiling is wrong.

/Free Tater!
2014-03-25 06:14:58 PM  
I can dig it.
2014-03-25 06:23:28 PM  
This alcohol is dangerous stuff,  we should definitely do something about it,  maybe ban it.

/for the children
2014-03-25 06:24:29 PM  

Alx_xlA: I can dig it.

Deep man, deep.
2014-03-25 06:29:38 PM  
What's the difference between this guy and a union construction worker operating an excavator? This guy operated it drunk during the night.
2014-03-25 06:30:23 PM  

2014-03-25 06:36:03 PM  

skinink: What's the difference between this guy and a union construction worker operating an excavator? This guy operated it drunk during the night.

No, the difference is he didn't have a union rep show up on his behalf.  The union construction worker could still be operating it drunk at night.  We don't know what he washed his lunch down with.
2014-03-25 06:38:23 PM
2014-03-25 06:54:17 PM  
I don't need the cops to notice a guy drunk-driving a backhoe on the sidewalk. I can spot that guy all by myself. What say y'all try to find some of the less-obvious criminals....
2014-03-25 08:15:06 PM  
Man's just trying to earn a living pimping his track hoe. What's wrong with that?
2014-03-25 08:18:21 PM  
I am tired of police using bait excavators as easy ways to be 'tough on crime'.

\Any man that is drunk and wants to take an excavator for a drive is at least interesting.
2014-03-25 08:49:40 PM  
Probably 'Cabin Fever'.
Its been a long cold winter.
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