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(The Laugh Button)   Doug Stanhope is auctioning off a bunch of memorabilia on eBay. Including such things as uncashed residual checks from "Louie" for $.79   (thelaughbutton.com) divider line 27
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2014-03-25 03:38:28 PM  
www.electrongate.com
 
2014-03-25 03:42:21 PM  
As Emo Phillips says about UHF and the resulting 42 cent residual checks, "It's the gift that keeps on giving."
 
2014-03-25 03:57:52 PM  
As long as he's doing his Kegel's to keep his ass-pussy tight.

This is one of the best, and grossest, bits I ever heard (NSFWL)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT1AHDjzcsQ
 
2014-03-25 04:02:21 PM  
Who???
 
2014-03-25 04:08:54 PM  

Crewmannumber6: As long as he's doing his Kegel's to keep his ass-pussy tight.

This is one of the best, and grossest, bits I ever heard (NSFWL)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT1AHDjzcsQ


I can see you aren't familiar with 60 Inches of AIDS on Any Given Sunday (NSFW)
 
2014-03-25 04:11:42 PM  
 
2014-03-25 04:21:20 PM  

Crewmannumber6: As long as he's doing his Kegel's to keep his ass-pussy tight.

This is one of the best, and grossest, bits I ever heard (NSFWL)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT1AHDjzcsQ


Thank you for this, It's going on every right wing friend I have's next right wing post.
 
2014-03-25 04:24:04 PM  

Crewmannumber6: As long as he's doing his Kegel's to keep his ass-pussy tight.

This is one of the best, and grossest, bits I ever heard (NSFWL)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT1AHDjzcsQ


Funny bit but I don't see what it has to do with Keynesian economics specifically.
 
2014-03-25 04:24:48 PM  

jst3p: Crewmannumber6: As long as he's doing his Kegel's to keep his ass-pussy tight.

This is one of the best, and grossest, bits I ever heard (NSFWL)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT1AHDjzcsQ

Funny bit but I don't see what it has to do with Keynesian economics specifically.


Guess I should have gotten up to 3:30 before commenting.
 
2014-03-25 04:28:03 PM  
Stanhope's views on school shootings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRDAWBo16PE
 
2014-03-25 06:50:04 PM  
I thought he was dead.  Guess that was Bill Hicks I was thinking of.
 
2014-03-25 07:08:56 PM  

Pumpernickel bread: I thought he was dead.  Guess that was Bill Hicks I was thinking of.


It won't be long. See the picture of him in the link? He's only forty-seven.
 
2014-03-25 07:47:59 PM  
Saw him last year in Stevens Point, WI on his shiat-town tour. Hilarious!!
 
2014-03-25 09:01:27 PM  

Pumpernickel bread: I thought he was dead.  Guess that was Bill Hicks I was thinking of.


Hicks wishes he was 1/16th as intelligent and funny as Stanhope.
 
2014-03-25 09:58:17 PM  

fatalvenom: Pumpernickel bread: I thought he was dead.  Guess that was Bill Hicks I was thinking of.

Hicks wishes he was 1/16th as intelligent and funny as Stanhope.


Oh god no. Unless today is opposite day, then that is spot on.
 
2014-03-25 10:02:52 PM  

TheLopper: fatalvenom: Pumpernickel bread: I thought he was dead.  Guess that was Bill Hicks I was thinking of.

Hicks wishes he was 1/16th as intelligent and funny as Stanhope.

Oh god no. Unless today is opposite day, then that is spot on.


I don't know where this hard-on for Hicks comes from on Fark...but it's sad.
 
2014-03-25 11:53:08 PM  

fatalvenom: Pumpernickel bread: I thought he was dead.  Guess that was Bill Hicks I was thinking of.

Hicks wishes he was 1/16th as intelligent and funny as Stanhope.


More like Hicks wishes he was 1/16th as alive as Stanhope.
 
2014-03-26 01:55:16 AM  
He's auctioning off his dead mother's massage therapy diplomas. Makes me sad to know I missed getting a happy ending from Doug's mom.
 
2014-03-26 05:01:33 AM  

fatalvenom: Pumpernickel bread: I thought he was dead.  Guess that was Bill Hicks I was thinking of.

Hicks wishes he was 1/16th as intelligent and funny as Stanhope.


I'm a huge fan of both but I think that's a very very untrue statement.

/'specially cuz he dead.
 
2014-03-26 06:44:47 AM  
He's as funny as stillbirth.
 
2014-03-26 08:20:35 AM  
Stanhope > hicks
 
2014-03-26 09:17:28 AM  

sjmcc13: Who???


One of the two guys that ran "The Man Show" into the ground after Corolla and Kimmel left.
 
2014-03-26 11:04:07 AM  

stonelotus: Crewmannumber6: As long as he's doing his Kegel's to keep his ass-pussy tight.

This is one of the best, and grossest, bits I ever heard (NSFWL)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT1AHDjzcsQ

I can see you aren't familiar with 60 Inches of AIDS on Any Given Sunday (NSFW)


"Winking like a cyclops in a rain storm" gets me every time.
 
2014-03-26 11:47:36 AM  
CSB: My ex-roommate was in Stanhope's comedy troupe and they made a movie in 2008 (IIRC) called The Unbookables. Part of the footage was taken in our crappy, low rent apartment. Stanhope and two of the others were there and we all got pretty damn drunk. Don't remember much of that day, except that my overall impression was that comedians are not very funny when not onstage.
 
2014-03-26 02:33:38 PM  
Hicks died from sucking at comedy
 
2014-03-26 03:13:34 PM  
Who the heck is going to pay $100 for those checks?   They don't have Doug's or Louie's name on them, they might as well be a check I wrote to someone for 41 cents.
 
2014-03-26 03:17:33 PM  
Also, I can't believe these companies aren't even as smart as online advertising companies and at least have a policy that we aren't going to send checks until you hit $5 in royalties or something.   I'm sure there is something in the contracts and agreements that requires them to send money no matter what it is at certain intervals, but, seems like all involved could allow the companies to be smarter about it.
 
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