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(IT World)   Maybe you can make some sense of Steve Ballmer's, Mark Zuckerberg's or Tim Berners-Lee's first tweets   (itworld.com) divider line 14
    More: Interesting, Mark Zuckerberg, Ballmer  
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2014-03-25 09:51:51 AM  
My first (and last) tweet was about my lunch.  It was my understanding that the food we are consuming is the most important thing to cover on Twitter.
 
2014-03-25 10:10:06 AM  
Deslided

d1piko3ylsjhpd.cloudfront.net
Clearly Microsoft is in Putin's pocket
 
2014-03-25 10:33:45 AM  
I have not tweeted yet, but I will, once I produce the world's most perfect turd.
 
2014-03-25 11:00:34 AM  
Seriously: who the fark cares?
 
2014-03-25 11:24:23 AM  
ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha:
Clearly Microsoft is in Putin's pocket

I think he's trying to register '@stevebunemployed' these days.
 
2014-03-25 12:12:12 PM  
Mr. Watson - Come here - I want you
 
2014-03-25 12:15:45 PM  

qorkfiend: Seriously: who the fark cares?


I am came here to say this. I've seen some pretty stupid non-stories before, but wow. Just, wow. This is pathetic.
 
2014-03-25 12:33:19 PM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Deslided

[d1piko3ylsjhpd.cloudfront.net image 525x394]
Clearly Microsoft is in Putin's pocket


THANK YOU.

I waited 20 seconds of the linked page continuously loading and closed it.
 
2014-03-25 12:54:27 PM  
ok web is coming out
 
2014-03-25 01:00:22 PM  
Okay, poop is coming out now!
 
2014-03-25 01:25:35 PM  
Mine.

i158.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-25 01:29:22 PM  

syrynxx: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha:
Clearly Microsoft is in Putin's pocket

I think he's trying to register '@stevebunemployed' these days.


He still has more money than all of Fark put together.
 
2014-03-25 03:13:56 PM  
Poop coming out.
 
2014-03-25 06:40:46 PM  
Did anyone say anything about poop coming out?

art.penny-arcade.com
 
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