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(Philly.com)   Rest easy Santa, Eagles fans may soon have a dirty Sanchez to boo   (philly.com) divider line 24
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2014-03-25 08:36:28 AM
Saw this from The Onion, and one line was enough: Eagles add veteran f*ckup
 
2014-03-25 09:56:10 AM
Amazing.  Boyfriend is a Jets fan, I'm an Eagles fan, we we get this spectacular swap.

Chip Kelly better not be stupid enough to start Sanchez after the season Nick Foles ended up having ....
 
2014-03-25 09:59:04 AM

serpent_sky: Amazing.  Boyfriend is a Jets fan, I'm an Eagles fan, we we get this spectacular swap.

Chip Kelly better not be stupid enough to start Sanchez after the season Nick Foles ended up having ....


Nick Foles was buppkiss before Chip Kelly took over.  I don't know how much of that can be attributed to Kelly, but I'm not ever going to second guess him at QB.
 
2014-03-25 09:59:21 AM
Just keep Jackson. This whole mess was started by a reporter butting in. Really don't want Cooper starting on the outside again this year
 
2014-03-25 10:09:29 AM
Oh right.  Santa Claus. Snow balls. 1968. Nixon's first term.
/Can we let this go already?
 
2014-03-25 10:18:41 AM
Pete?

How many farking headlines do we need pouring more salt into the wound
 
2014-03-25 10:43:01 AM

Klivian: Just keep Jackson. This whole mess was started by a reporter butting in. Really don't want Cooper starting on the outside again this year


The only reason he'd dump Jackson is if he had something else in mind.  Jackson has at most two more years left before he loses a step and he's done.
 
2014-03-25 10:44:17 AM

GacysBasement: Oh right.  Santa Claus. Snow balls. 1968. Nixon's first term.
/Can we let this go already?


Let's face it, he was a bad Santa, and I don't feel even a little bit bad about it.
 
2014-03-25 10:51:10 AM

GacysBasement: Oh right.  Santa Claus. Snow balls. 1968. Nixon's first term.
/Can we let this go already?


Seriously. That was *6 years* before I was even born. I'm guessing that the vast majority of people who bring it up don't even know what incident they're talking about; they just heard it from somewhere else and decide to repeat it.

Listen, everyone: if you want to mock the Eagles and their fans, there are more than enough things just within the last 20 years to reference.
 
2014-03-25 10:54:55 AM
Fark this shiat. I grew up outside Philly and I've pulled for our miserable sports teams since I was a kid. I've been getting playoff blue-balled by these farkin' bums for so long you'd think I was a farkin' CBT enthusiast, but this is the last farkin' straw. If they bring in that farkin' embarrassment of a QB, I'm done. Getting rid of Vick just to replace him with Sanchez? It's a slap in the farkin' face.

All this right after the Flyers win streak was snapped by the Kings. You know that team out in California we traded our top players to so they could win the Cup. If Desean Jackson gets picked up by the Jets, I all but guarantee they'll win the Superb Owl this season. Why? Because God loves punishing Philadelphians. And in God's defense, Philadelphians deserve it. They are terrible, terrible people. Were they a Caribbean island, they'd be Jamaica. Awful place.

Fark it, I'm pulling for the Browns.
 
2014-03-25 11:13:50 AM

Fark - You Ignorant Slut: Getting rid of Vick just to replace him with Sanchez? It's a slap in the farkin' face.


Why? Vick wanted at least a chance to start; the Eagles weren't going to give him that for obvious reasons. Sanchez is not a bad QB, he's just not a guy who can do everything by himself, which is what he was asked to do with the Jets. Heck, he's probably a better backup (once healthy) than Matt "Where am I? What's going on?" Barkley. He's also much younger than Vick, *and* fits Chip's current scheme better. (Since the offense will be now designed around a drop-back, rather than running, starting QB.) A football reporter on the radio this morning noted that Sanchez works best, in fact, when he's asked to act quickly (such as in a hurry-up offense) than when he has lots of time to second-guess the coverage scheme before the ball is snapped.

As a backup QB, the Eagles could do much, much worse. (And have in the past, multiple times.)

On another note, the DeSean thing I will grant you makes absolutely zero sense whatsoever, given the currently known facts.
 
2014-03-25 11:45:29 AM

Fark - You Ignorant Slut: Fark it, I'm pulling for the Browns


I thought you were just joking, until the last sentence.

/go iggles
 
2014-03-25 11:48:06 AM

Joe_diGriz: On another note, the DeSean thing I will grant you makes absolutely zero sense whatsoever, given the currently known facts


DeSean is small, stupid, angry, overpriced, and has about two good years left.

And as for Sanchez, everything you said plus he's dirt cheap.
 
2014-03-25 12:16:38 PM
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Enjoy your new QB Philly.

//Just glad the Rams didn't sign him.  We've had almost 10 years of suckage.  That would've been way to much icing on the cake.
 
2014-03-25 12:56:24 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Fark - You Ignorant Slut: Fark it, I'm pulling for the Browns

I thought you were just joking, until the last sentence.

/go iggles


You really think I'm going to throw my righteous Philly support behind the Browns? While I like some of the moves they've made this off-season I'm not jumping on that wagon. I just needed to vent.

/go iggles
 
2014-03-25 01:46:25 PM

factoryconnection: Saw this from The Onion, and one line was enough: Eagles add veteran f*ckup


Off topic, at the side of the page they link an article about how how excited a college was to get a full-paying student who could subsidize three poorer ones.

I have no idea why the Onion is publishing this as satire.  I work at a small, private liberal arts college and it's absolutely true, to the extent that groups have actually done surveys to find out how many high achieving students with parents making $200k+ there are in various areas.

On topic: eh, he's a second-third stringer who's actually started games.  So long as nobody's expecting much of him perhaps Kelly can turn him into a serviceable backup. I'd greet his signing with a lot less annoyance than when I heard the Birds signed Vick.
 
2014-03-25 01:52:36 PM

Fark - You Ignorant Slut: Marcus Aurelius: Fark - You Ignorant Slut: Fark it, I'm pulling for the Browns

I thought you were just joking, until the last sentence.

/go iggles

You really think I'm going to throw my righteous Philly support behind the Browns? While I like some of the moves they've made this off-season I'm not jumping on that wagon. I just needed to vent.

/go iggles


Whew.  For a second there I thought you were a goner.
 
2014-03-25 02:07:13 PM
As a cowboys fan, I hope this is true.
 
2014-03-25 02:17:05 PM

GacysBasement: Oh right.  Santa Claus. Snow balls. 1968. Nixon's first term.
/Can we let this go already?


how about cheering someone laying on the field with a career ending injury?

Throwing batteries at JD Drew?

Intentionally vomiting on an 11 year old girl?

you are right... Philly savages do have many more recent events to talk about instead.
 
2014-03-25 02:27:30 PM

LemSkroob: GacysBasement: Oh right.  Santa Claus. Snow balls. 1968. Nixon's first term.
/Can we let this go already?

how about cheering someone laying on the field with a career ending injury?

Throwing batteries at JD Drew?

Intentionally vomiting on an 11 year old girl?

you are right... Philly savages do have many more recent events to talk about instead.


Login: LemSkroob
Location: NY<-------------------------------------

lol
 
2014-03-25 02:35:52 PM

Glockenspiel Hero: I have no idea why the Onion is publishing this as satire.


Well... because they didn't want to actually get any college admissions officers to have to say it on the record, instead leaving it right on the corner of the strike zone.  Still close enough to hurt of course.

LemSkroob: Intentionally vomiting on an 11 year old girl?


That was just one dude.  The rest, yeah... the crowd did bad things but no fan base, especially New York's is immune to having lone d*ckheads.
 
2014-03-25 02:52:46 PM

LemSkroob: how about cheering someone laying on the field with a career ending injury?

Throwing batteries at JD Drew?

Intentionally vomiting on an 11 year old girl?

you are right... Philly savages do have many more recent events to talk about instead.


My favorite was the Flyers fans beating up the Rangers Fan/Cop at the Gino's
 
2014-03-25 03:13:13 PM

LemSkroob: GacysBasement: Oh right.  Santa Claus. Snow balls. 1968. Nixon's first term.
/Can we let this go already?

how about cheering someone laying on the field with a career ending injury?  You mean like Seattle this year during the San Fran game while carting Bowman off? Actually they were more interested in pelting him with food.

Throwing batteries at JD Drew? See above comment.

Intentionally vomiting on an 11 year old girl? Ok, you got me. This big fat piece of crap that did this is an example of all Philly fans.

you are right... Philly savages do have many more recent events to talk about instead.

Oh and you forgot when they beat that SF Giants fan into a coma. Oh wait, that was Dodgers fans. I guess we didn't corner the savages market.
 
2014-03-25 05:47:13 PM

Nhojwolfe: As a cowboys fan, I hope this is true.


Brandon Weeden says hi
 
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