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(Wisconsin Gazette)   Hawaii cops say they need a law that allows officers to have sex with hookers before handcuffing them   (wisconsingazette.com) divider line 9
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2014-03-25 09:30:22 AM  
I've seen the prostitution sting videos. Many prostitutes insist on the "john" putting their hands down her pants or letting her suck their dick for a moment before discussing a transaction.
 
2014-03-25 09:43:52 AM  
How about a law that makes officers pursue actual crimes?
 
2014-03-25 09:43:57 AM  
Surely vice cops are too coked up to get an erection.
 
2014-03-25 09:46:59 AM  
Here's an alternate idea:
Instead of creating increasingly stupid and convoluted laws to deal with arresting prostitutes, how about you just get rid of the law making it illegal to sell sex?  Not saying it can't be an eyesore and as an industry have problems, but zoning laws, health laws, and human trafficking laws cover all the actual problems.  Not really all that into my tax money being spent on increasingly ludicrously large amounts of effort to 'police' things that should be a ticket for a zoning violation at best.  Go do real work, cops.
 
2014-03-25 09:58:59 AM  
 
2014-03-25 10:00:46 AM  
Boink em, Danno.
 
2014-03-25 10:08:17 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Here's an alternate idea:
Instead of creating increasingly stupid and convoluted laws to deal with arresting prostitutes, how about you just get rid of the law making it illegal to sell sex?  Not saying it can't be an eyesore and as an industry have problems, but zoning laws, health laws, and human trafficking laws cover all the actual problems.  Not really all that into my tax money being spent on increasingly ludicrously large amounts of effort to 'police' things that should be a ticket for a zoning violation at best.  Go do real work, cops.


yeah, let's make it so that authorities  (and every other john) can legally exploit people. All problems solved.
 
2014-03-25 12:29:06 PM  
I knew as soon as I saw how many greenlit links were coming between 8:30-12:00 that it was going to be littered with repeats.
 
2014-03-25 02:18:00 PM  

precious_crotchflake: LowbrowDeluxe: Here's an alternate idea:
Instead of creating increasingly stupid and convoluted laws to deal with arresting prostitutes, how about you just get rid of the law making it illegal to sell sex?  Not saying it can't be an eyesore and as an industry have problems, but zoning laws, health laws, and human trafficking laws cover all the actual problems.  Not really all that into my tax money being spent on increasingly ludicrously large amounts of effort to 'police' things that should be a ticket for a zoning violation at best.  Go do real work, cops.

yeah, let's make it so that authorities  (and every other john) can legally exploit people. All problems solved.


You're not real quick, are you?
 
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