Tyrone Slothrop: Which is ridiculous. There's a difference between hurting someone and just being an asshole.
dolphkhan: stoli n coke: Sounds good, but I don't have any tomatoes. I'll have to pick some up this weekend and try it out.Bell pepper or avocado work well, too..
doglover: Notabunny: Oh boy, here we go. "I don't like parking rules. Therefore, it's ok to assault people who enforce parking rules."It's not assault, it's eggs.Although they would go well with some assault and some apepper, eggs and rotten tomatoes should be constitutionally protected free speech.
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