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(UPI)   Sarah Palin may actually get a chance to see Russia from her house   (upi.com) divider line 12
    More: Unlikely, Sarah Palin, Russia, Alaska, secession, Stacy Keibler  
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2014-03-25 01:44:22 AM
4 votes:
You libs are just scared of a strong conservative Russian woman.
2014-03-25 06:50:54 AM
3 votes:

propasaurus: Stupid libs! She never said that!!!


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2014-03-25 03:58:02 AM
3 votes:

SirEattonHogg: April 21, 2014
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW,
Washington, DC 20500, United States

Re: Official White House Response to Alaska Back to Russia Petition

Dear Petitioners:

warosu.org

Sincerely,

Barack Obama


FTFY
2014-03-25 12:18:40 AM
3 votes:
If Alaska does go back to Russia, that crazy coont goes with it.
2014-03-25 03:48:25 AM
2 votes:

drjekel_mrhyde: Do she even lives there still?


I think she moved to Arizona to be that much closer to the cream of the crap.
2014-03-25 03:34:05 AM
2 votes:

propasaurus: You libs are just scared of a strong conservative Russian woman.


Everyone's scared of strong conservative Russian women.

jillybchronicles.files.wordpress.com
2014-03-25 01:17:39 AM
2 votes:

Paris1127: "Groups Siberian russians crossed the Isthmus (now the Bering Strait) 16-10 thousand years ago. Russian began to settle on the Arctic coast, Aleuts inhabited the Aleutian Archipelago. First visited Alaska August 21, 1732, members of the team boat St. Gabriel »under the surveyor Gvozdev and assistant navigator I. Fedorov during the expedition Shestakov and DI Pavlutski 1729-1735 years...Vote for secession of Alaska from the United States and joining Russia."

Something about this petition text leads me to believe it was originally written in a language other than English (I'm not saying it was Russian, but it could be Russian or another Slavic language) and then fed the original text into Google Translate.


So you're telling me the official White House response might be, "Nice try, Vlad!"
2014-03-25 06:12:37 AM
1 votes:

fusillade762: Paris1127: "Groups Siberian russians crossed the Isthmus (now the Bering Strait) 16-10 thousand years ago. Russian began to settle on the Arctic coast, Aleuts inhabited the Aleutian Archipelago. First visited Alaska August 21, 1732, members of the team boat St. Gabriel »under the surveyor Gvozdev and assistant navigator I. Fedorov during the expedition Shestakov and DI Pavlutski 1729-1735 years...Vote for secession of Alaska from the United States and joining Russia."

Something about this petition text leads me to believe it was originally written in a language other than English (I'm not saying it was Russian, but it could be Russian or another Slavic language) and then fed the original text into Google Translate.

I think Palin herself may have written it. Sounds a lot like the word salad that often falls out of her head.


Bullshiat. If Palin wrote it, it would have sounded like this:

"Oh, well gosh, hiya dere out in real America, don'tchaknow that those groups of Siberian Russians people over dere in what used to be the Soviet Union with the communists and the reds and cossacks and things of that nature crossed the Isthmus, which they did on foot youbetcha, not on the snow machines like my husband Todd races on with his guns which is what the Second Amendment says we can have don'tchaknow, and they crossed like 6,000 years ago and they settled on the coast dere youbetcha, and since then you can see Russia from here in Alaska but then America bought it from Mr. Putin, and now with Obamacare and the death panels, don'tchaknow, that just want to take my precious little baby boy Trig from me youbetcha don'tchaknow uff da, we're feelin' so oppressed by the government which tells us what we can drink and wants to take our guns and things of that nature and so forth that we think we'd just be better off quittin' and goin' back to Russia and don't forget to watch my new reality show on the Home Fishin' Channel it's called "Mamma Grizzlies Hoe Down and Gun Extravaganza Hour Youbetcha," and I'm just so blessed don'tchaknow with a wonderful family, and that's why I'm quittin' this proposal to go spend time with them so uff da and bye-bye."
2014-03-25 03:32:22 AM
1 votes:

propasaurus: You libs are just scared of a strong conservative Russian woman.


Damned right.

Any woman that can pull 6 plow blades until her harness breaks, or pull a 5 ton wagon load of wheat uphill because she's lower maintenance than oxen, is not a woman that I want get into a fight with.
2014-03-25 01:30:13 AM
1 votes:

Paris1127: "Groups Siberian russians crossed the Isthmus (now the Bering Strait) 16-10 thousand years ago. Russian began to settle on the Arctic coast, Aleuts inhabited the Aleutian Archipelago. First visited Alaska August 21, 1732, members of the team boat St. Gabriel »under the surveyor Gvozdev and assistant navigator I. Fedorov during the expedition Shestakov and DI Pavlutski 1729-1735 years...Vote for secession of Alaska from the United States and joining Russia."

Something about this petition text leads me to believe it was originally written in a language other than English (I'm not saying it was Russian, but it could be Russian or another Slavic language) and then fed the original text into Google Translate.


I think Palin herself may have written it. Sounds a lot like the word salad that often falls out of her head.
2014-03-25 01:23:30 AM
1 votes:

propasaurus: Stupid libs! She never said that!!!


Nobody ever mentioned Death Panels, either, but that seemed okay for her.
2014-03-25 01:03:45 AM
1 votes:
There was some talk of this last year...
 
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