Prank Call of Cthulhu: fusillade762: Paris1127: "Groups Siberian russians crossed the Isthmus (now the Bering Strait) 16-10 thousand years ago. Russian began to settle on the Arctic coast, Aleuts inhabited the Aleutian Archipelago. First visited Alaska August 21, 1732, members of the team boat St. Gabriel »under the surveyor Gvozdev and assistant navigator I. Fedorov during the expedition Shestakov and DI Pavlutski 1729-1735 years...Vote for secession of Alaska from the United States and joining Russia."Something about this petition text leads me to believe it was originally written in a language other than English (I'm not saying it was Russian, but it could be Russian or another Slavic language) and then fed the original text into Google Translate.I think Palin herself may have written it. Sounds a lot like the word salad that often falls out of her head.Bullshiat. If Palin wrote it, it would have sounded like this:"Oh, well gosh, hiya dere out in real America, don'tchaknow that those groups of Siberian Russians people over dere in what used to be the Soviet Union with the communists and the reds and cossacks and things of that nature crossed the Isthmus, which they did on foot youbetcha, not on the snow machines like my husband Todd races on with his guns which is what the Second Amendment says we can have don'tchaknow, and they crossed like 6,000 years ago and they settled on the coast dere youbetcha, and since then you can see Russia from here in Alaska but then America bought it from Mr. Putin, and now with Obamacare and the death panels, don'tchaknow, that just want to take my precious little baby boy Trig from me youbetcha don'tchaknow uff da, we're feelin' so oppressed by the government which tells us what we can drink and wants to take our guns and things of that nature and so forth that we think we'd just be better off quittin' and goin' back to Russia and don't forget to watch my new reality show on the Home Fishin' Channel it's called "Mamma Grizzlies Hoe Down and Gun ...
Brick-House: Subby appears to be showing off his stupidity again... isn't that sweet?
DiamondDave: shanrick: propasaurus: Stupid libs! She never said that!!!Sarah Palin said, and I quote:"I can see Russia from my back porch."Try again, dipshiat."They're our next-door neighbors, and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska":[www.alaska-in-pictures.com image 468x305]The green land in the foreground is Alaska. The land in the background is Russia.
the_foo: We all know it wasn't her, but the point, the reason it's mentioned so often, is that she might as well have
flak attack: the_foo: We all know it wasn't her, but the point, the reason it's mentioned so often, is that she might as well haveThis has got to be the stupidest line of thinking that I have ever heard.
Prank Call of Cthulhu: flak attack: the_foo: We all know it wasn't her, but the point, the reason it's mentioned so often, is that she might as well haveThis has got to be the stupidest line of thinking that I have ever heard.Agreed. Actually, the reason it's mentioned so often is because what she actually said was infinitely stupider:COURIC: You've cited Alaska's proximity to Russia as part of your foreign-policy experience. What did you mean by that?PALIN: That Alaska has a very narrow maritime border between a foreign country, Russia, and on our other side, the land - boundary that we have with - Canada. It, it's funny that a comment like that was - kind of made to cari - I don't know. You know. Reporters -COURIC: Mocked?PALIN: Yeah, mocked, I guess that's the word, yeah.COURIC: Explain to me why that enhances your foreign policy credentials.PALIN: Well, it certainly does because our- our next door neighbors are foreign countries. They're in the state that I am the executive of. And there in Russia-COURIC: Have you ever been involved with any negotiations, for example, with the Russians?PALIN: We have trade missions back and forth. We- we do- it's very important when you consider even national security issues with Russia as Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where- where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border. It is- from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there. They are right next to- to our state.Unless the governor of Alaska has been promoted to head of NORAD-NORTHCOM and nobody thought to tell me about it, that is just unfathomably stupid. Russian doesn't give a happy monkeyfark about the idiot governor of Alaska.
Syrrh: Don't you see?! That's why it's vital that we rape the everliving fark out of all natural resources in Alaska, pack the densest shiat-for-brains possible in the local yokels, ans sprinkle it with seasonings of oil spills, nuclear waste, and maybe some random industrial horrors for spice.Then the Russians won't want it!Turn it into a shiathole... so it can be America's shiathole.
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