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(UPI)   Sarah Palin may actually get a chance to see Russia from her house   (upi.com) divider line 74
    More: Unlikely, Sarah Palin, Russia, Alaska, secession, Stacy Keibler  
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2014-03-25 09:02:59 AM  
Lets cut a deal.

All those signing this stupid petitions are provided one way tickets to Vladivostok, on the taxpayers dime. Once gone, their house and belongings will be sold at auction to recoup costs.

//You ~really~ want to be part of Russia again? Really?
///Careful what you wish for.
 
2014-03-25 09:10:18 AM  
Subby appears to be showing off his stupidity again... isn't that sweet?

So Subby, in the hopes that what you have is ignorance (which can be fixed) vise stupid (which is forever) the picture below is NOT Sarah Palin, but it is the lib that has the really good eyesight or was drinking a bunch of Vodka when she say Russia.

www.eonline.com
 
2014-03-25 09:18:40 AM  
And oh, while subby is making a feeble attempt to distract people from the real issue...

www.barenakedislam.com

Kind of a shame
 
2014-03-25 09:38:18 AM  
WellBye.jpg
 
2014-03-25 09:41:34 AM  
so these rubes would rather give up their freedom to live under a dictator than live in obama's america? is that the deal?
 
2014-03-25 09:56:51 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: fusillade762: Paris1127: "Groups Siberian russians crossed the Isthmus (now the Bering Strait) 16-10 thousand years ago. Russian began to settle on the Arctic coast, Aleuts inhabited the Aleutian Archipelago. First visited Alaska August 21, 1732, members of the team boat St. Gabriel »under the surveyor Gvozdev and assistant navigator I. Fedorov during the expedition Shestakov and DI Pavlutski 1729-1735 years...Vote for secession of Alaska from the United States and joining Russia."

Something about this petition text leads me to believe it was originally written in a language other than English (I'm not saying it was Russian, but it could be Russian or another Slavic language) and then fed the original text into Google Translate.

I think Palin herself may have written it. Sounds a lot like the word salad that often falls out of her head.

Bullshiat. If Palin wrote it, it would have sounded like this:

"Oh, well gosh, hiya dere out in real America, don'tchaknow that those groups of Siberian Russians people over dere in what used to be the Soviet Union with the communists and the reds and cossacks and things of that nature crossed the Isthmus, which they did on foot youbetcha, not on the snow machines like my husband Todd races on with his guns which is what the Second Amendment says we can have don'tchaknow, and they crossed like 6,000 years ago and they settled on the coast dere youbetcha, and since then you can see Russia from here in Alaska but then America bought it from Mr. Putin, and now with Obamacare and the death panels, don'tchaknow, that just want to take my precious little baby boy Trig from me youbetcha don'tchaknow uff da, we're feelin' so oppressed by the government which tells us what we can drink and wants to take our guns and things of that nature and so forth that we think we'd just be better off quittin' and goin' back to Russia and don't forget to watch my new reality show on the Home Fishin' Channel it's called "Mamma Grizzlies Hoe Down and Gun ...


So what you're saying is that Edie McClurg should be playing Palin and not Tina Fey?
 
2014-03-25 09:57:45 AM  
We bought Alaska, there is no succession to Russia legality to really discuss, at best you could justify succession to become your own country (good luck with that, since you rely so heavily on support).

For everyone signing that succession, nothing stopping you from applying to become citizens of Russia (again, good luck with that) and moving there!

Frankly, I think anyone that calls for secession should be seriously investigated.
 
2014-03-25 10:02:22 AM  

Brick-House: Subby appears to be showing off his stupidity again... isn't that sweet?


You're really going to keep white-knighting for that crackpot? shanrick is the first person I've seen that actually thought Palin said that, and he may have been trolling. We all know it wasn't her, but the point, the reason it's mentioned so often, is that she might as well have. Trying to use geographical proximity to Russia as a foreign policy credential is not any less dumb than that. It's a convenient shorthand for her laughable notion of what makes someone qualified to lead. FFS, she was asked what magazines or newspapers she reads and thought it was a trick question.
 
2014-03-25 10:10:55 AM  
Wouldn't it be easier for the White House to just say...

"The renouncement of your citizenship has been accepted. You have 10 days to vacate the country or you will be detained and deported by ICE.

Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out,
Barack Obama"

They could do that for all the people in different states that signed all the different petitions to secede the US after Obama took office.
 
2014-03-25 10:24:35 AM  

DiamondDave: shanrick: propasaurus: Stupid libs! She never said that!!!

Sarah Palin said, and I quote:

"I can see Russia from my back porch."

Try again, dipshiat.

"They're our next-door neighbors, and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska":

[www.alaska-in-pictures.com image 468x305]

The green land in the foreground is Alaska. The land in the background is Russia.


The fact that Russia and Alaska are near each other is not what makes that statement a piece of weapons grade stupidity, demonstrating an utterly childlike grasp of anything more important than "how to fleece stupid right wingers out of a few dollars", and an executive ability better suited to driving a novelty RV around than running a superpower.
 
2014-03-25 10:32:35 AM  
The Kanaka Maoli (Original People) of Hawaii know that petitions don't mean SHIAT to the U.S.   Hawaii was a sovereign nation when the Europeans landed there.  The Hawaiian monarchy and society went through changes in order to relate with the European and American "Big Brothers".  King Kalakaua was the FIRST monarch of any sovereign nation to totally circumnavigate the planet, and was accepted as the monarch of a sovereign nation by all of the nations he visited.

Of course the idea of mutual respect and cooperation is a foreign concept to greedy white xtians (what, you think that missionaries go around the world to "save souls"?!  Maybe they do now, but way back when it was to turn native peoples into docile slaves).  By 1893 those greedy white xtians had forced Queen Lili'uokalanki to abdicate her throne using threats of violence against the Kanaka. The call for annexation by those greedy white xtians came in 1897 and a petition went out among the Kanaka (who had had their voting rights severely disenfranchised already by those greedy white xtians) opposing annexation.  Alas, it didn't matter.

If ANY state has a right to secede from the U.S. it's Hawaii.

/this is a very condensed version
//now my blood pressure is up, this pisses me off so much
///people have the right to believe what they want but I also have the right to hold said belief in much contempt, as much good occurs IN SPITE OF religion, not because of it
/slashies
 
2014-03-25 10:37:59 AM  

the_foo: We all know it wasn't her, but the point, the reason it's mentioned so often, is that she might as well have


This has got to be the stupidest line of thinking that I have ever heard.
 
2014-03-25 10:50:12 AM  

flak attack: the_foo: We all know it wasn't her, but the point, the reason it's mentioned so often, is that she might as well have

This has got to be the stupidest line of thinking that I have ever heard.


Agreed. Actually, the reason it's mentioned so often is because what she actually said was infinitely stupider:

COURIC: You've cited Alaska's proximity to Russia as part of your foreign-policy experience. What did you mean by that?
PALIN: That Alaska has a very narrow maritime border between a foreign country, Russia, and on our other side, the land - boundary that we have with - Canada. It, it's funny that a comment like that was - kind of made to cari - I don't know. You know. Reporters -
COURIC: Mocked?
PALIN: Yeah, mocked, I guess that's the word, yeah.
COURIC: Explain to me why that enhances your foreign policy credentials.
PALIN: Well, it certainly does because our- our next door neighbors are foreign countries. They're in the state that I am the executive of. And there in Russia-
COURIC: Have you ever been involved with any negotiations, for example, with the Russians?
PALIN: We have trade missions back and forth. We- we do- it's very important when you consider even national security issues with Russia as Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where- where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border. It is- from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there. They are right next to- to our state.

Unless the governor of Alaska has been promoted to head of NORAD-NORTHCOM and nobody thought to tell me about it, that is just unfathomably stupid. Russian doesn't give a happy monkeyfark about the idiot governor of Alaska.
 
2014-03-25 12:13:54 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: flak attack: the_foo: We all know it wasn't her, but the point, the reason it's mentioned so often, is that she might as well have

This has got to be the stupidest line of thinking that I have ever heard.

Agreed. Actually, the reason it's mentioned so often is because what she actually said was infinitely stupider:

COURIC: You've cited Alaska's proximity to Russia as part of your foreign-policy experience. What did you mean by that?
PALIN: That Alaska has a very narrow maritime border between a foreign country, Russia, and on our other side, the land - boundary that we have with - Canada. It, it's funny that a comment like that was - kind of made to cari - I don't know. You know. Reporters -
COURIC: Mocked?
PALIN: Yeah, mocked, I guess that's the word, yeah.
COURIC: Explain to me why that enhances your foreign policy credentials.
PALIN: Well, it certainly does because our- our next door neighbors are foreign countries. They're in the state that I am the executive of. And there in Russia-
COURIC: Have you ever been involved with any negotiations, for example, with the Russians?
PALIN: We have trade missions back and forth. We- we do- it's very important when you consider even national security issues with Russia as Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where- where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border. It is- from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there. They are right next to- to our state.

Unless the governor of Alaska has been promoted to head of NORAD-NORTHCOM and nobody thought to tell me about it, that is just unfathomably stupid. Russian doesn't give a happy monkeyfark about the idiot governor of Alaska.


She's about as bad as Bush or Barry when they get the teleprompter turned off. Want to know the TRUE ability of your candidate? "Accidentally" unplug the teleprompter. If they remain cogent and intelligent, and can keep their speeches and debates from devolving into a mess of filler words... then you have a winner.
 
2014-03-25 01:42:37 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: flak attack: the_foo: We all know it wasn't her, but the point, the reason it's mentioned so often, is that she might as well have

This has got to be the stupidest line of thinking that I have ever heard.

Agreed. Actually, the reason it's mentioned so often is because what she actually said was infinitely stupider:

COURIC: You've cited Alaska's proximity to Russia as part of your foreign-policy experience. What did you mean by that?
PALIN: That Alaska has a very narrow maritime border between a foreign country, Russia, and on our other side, the land - boundary that we have with - Canada. It, it's funny that a comment like that was - kind of made to cari - I don't know. You know. Reporters -
COURIC: Mocked?
PALIN: Yeah, mocked, I guess that's the word, yeah.
COURIC: Explain to me why that enhances your foreign policy credentials.
PALIN: Well, it certainly does because our- our next door neighbors are foreign countries. They're in the state that I am the executive of. And there in Russia-
COURIC: Have you ever been involved with any negotiations, for example, with the Russians?
PALIN: We have trade missions back and forth. We- we do- it's very important when you consider even national security issues with Russia as Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where- where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border. It is- from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there. They are right next to- to our state.

Unless the governor of Alaska has been promoted to head of NORAD-NORTHCOM and nobody thought to tell me about it, that is just unfathomably stupid. Russian doesn't give a happy monkeyfark about the idiot governor of Alaska.


And because this is rather long and unwieldy in normal conversation, "I can see Russia from my house!" serves as a representative shorthand for the jaw-dropping stupidity contained in this conversation.
 
2014-03-25 02:48:56 PM  
To the person who created this petition and all those who signed it.

You are all traitors to the United States and should lose your citizenship along with all rights, and immediately exiled to Russia.Good by and good riddance.
 
2014-03-25 03:07:03 PM  
cdn.newsday.com
 
2014-03-25 04:15:37 PM  

DiamondDave: shanrick: propasaurus: Stupid libs! She never said that!!!

Sarah Palin said, and I quote:

"I can see Russia from my back porch."

Try again, dipshiat.

"They're our next-door neighbors, and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska":

[www.alaska-in-pictures.com image 468x305]

The green land in the foreground is Alaska. The land in the background is Russia.


She's still farking retarded
 
2014-03-25 04:22:28 PM  
Some dare call it sedition
 
2014-03-25 04:37:04 PM  

Syrrh: Don't you see?! That's why it's vital that we rape the everliving fark out of all natural resources in Alaska, pack the densest shiat-for-brains possible in the local yokels, ans sprinkle it with seasonings of oil spills, nuclear waste, and maybe some random industrial horrors for spice.

Then the Russians won't want it!

Turn it into a shiathole... so it can be America's shiathole.


I don't think you've thought your cunning plan all the way through.

Russians: "Hey! It's a shiathole! Ahhh... smells like home! OURS!"
 
2014-03-25 04:44:08 PM  
By the way: it is most certainly a joke originating in Russia. Whole petition is directly (and badly) translated from Russian. Even original text in Russian was written rather poorly, judging by how it ended up in English. The links to the petition are very wide-spread in Russian social networks, people click for lulz. Well, some, of course, click because they are a bunch of stupid arseholes, but most click just for lulz.
 
2014-03-25 06:08:46 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: flak attack: the_foo: We all know it wasn't her, but the point, the reason it's mentioned so often, is that she might as well have

This has got to be the stupidest line of thinking that I have ever heard.

Agreed. Actually, the reason it's mentioned so often is because what she actually said was infinitely stupider:

COURIC: You've cited Alaska's proximity to Russia as part of your foreign-policy experience. What did you mean by that?
PALIN: That Alaska has a very narrow maritime border between a foreign country, Russia, and on our other side, the land - boundary that we have with - Canada. It, it's funny that a comment like that was - kind of made to cari - I don't know. You know. Reporters -
COURIC: Mocked?
PALIN: Yeah, mocked, I guess that's the word, yeah.
COURIC: Explain to me why that enhances your foreign policy credentials.
PALIN: Well, it certainly does because our- our next door neighbors are foreign countries. They're in the state that I am the executive of. And there in Russia-
COURIC: Have you ever been involved with any negotiations, for example, with the Russians?
PALIN: We have trade missions back and forth. We- we do- it's very important when you consider even national security issues with Russia as Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where- where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border. It is- from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there. They are right next to- to our state.

Unless the governor of Alaska has been promoted to head of NORAD-NORTHCOM and nobody thought to tell me about it, that is just unfathomably stupid. Russian doesn't give a happy monkeyfark about the idiot governor of Alaska.


That's what I love when people get all upset because she is being misquoted:  It's actually being generous.
 
2014-03-25 06:26:35 PM  

DiamondDave: shanrick: propasaurus: Stupid libs! She never said that!!!

Sarah Palin said, and I quote:

"I can see Russia from my back porch."

Try again, dipshiat.

"They're our next-door neighbors, and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska":

[www.alaska-in-pictures.com image 468x305]

The green land in the foreground is Alaska. The land in the background is Russia.


Hey, thanks! I've wondered what Palin's house looked like.
 
2014-03-25 08:07:49 PM  
fark yeah, i signed it.

Give bored Russians a laugh.


Or, if there really are Alaskans who want to return to Mother Russia...fine, go, i don't give a fark.
 
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