RanDomino: Make fun of it all you want... their brand recognition still went up.
hervatski: Somehow, stereotype middle aged midwestern soccerm moms are at the controls of major company's marketing departments. Only they would think this is cool.
Foxxinnia: Yes you all are laughing now, but these chosen 1,000 Taco Bellisarios have been given an epic quest by Yum! Brands Inc. to change the way we think about Tex-Mex-inspired morning-themed fast food. I'll give you two things: a place and a time. The place- participating Taco Bells nationwide. The time- 7:00 AM or earlier on March 27th 2014. You've never even conceived of a waffle taco filled with eggs and crumbled bacon have you? What about a sausage flatbread melt? Of course you haven't. Taco Bell is revolutionizing the way you experience mornings. It begins here and now with the Taco Bellisarios- our blessed shepherds into this new era of 12 pack Cinnabon® Delights™ available for breakfast at select locations. If you are tense or concerned or even frightened by this change do not be. Contact your local Taco Bellisario via Twitter, Foursquare, Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn, Snapchat, Skype, or e-mail. Your Taco Bellisario will be able to provide you with literature and insight into this fast food revolution. Your Taco Bellisario is on the cutting-edge of social media infographics and has up to date information on nutritional information, local store hours, and can ship you a copy of Taco Bell founder Glen Bell'sinspirational autobiography 'Fourth Meal to the Fourth Way: How I Discovered the Keys to Successful Fast Food Franchising Through the Life Works of Maurice Nicoll' for a small shipping & handling charge. Do not fear change. Instead embrace it. Live más.
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