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(Yahoo)   Kaley Cuoco gets her wedding date tattooed to her back, no word on where the divorce date is going   (celebrity.yahoo.com) divider line 55
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2014-03-25 12:16:11 AM
She just wanted to make sure he got a reminder of their anniversary every time he bangs her from behind.
 
2014-03-25 12:55:21 AM
Theoretically I would bang her big time
 
2014-03-25 01:12:55 AM

fusillade762: She just wanted to make sure he got a reminder of their anniversary every time he bangs her from behind.


Your theory will be confirmed when she does the same for any crotchfruit birthdays

/talk about a "Honey do" list
 
2014-03-25 01:15:40 AM
Getting married on New Years eve was awesome. Everyone was already set to party somewhere. Add in free dinner and an open bar. Then, for anniversaries there are tons of options that aren't normally there (shows, fancier dinners, bands, celebrations, etc...). As an added bonus (got married on 12/31/00), it looks extremely impressive when someone asks how long I've been married and I can spit it out with very little thought, down to the day. Extremely few do the reverse math.
 
2014-03-25 01:18:28 AM
Less than a year dating, getting married in Hollywood and a tattoo.
This has divorced in 6 months written all over it.
 
2014-03-25 01:28:06 AM

Zombie DJ: Less than a year dating, getting married in Hollywood and a tattoo.
This has divorced in 6VI months written all over it.


FTFY.
 
2014-03-25 01:34:39 AM
she has a chubby persons face on a skinny persons body.  There.  I said it.
 
2014-03-25 01:39:57 AM
Not bad. Plus, if she gets divorced, she can always just put a line under the last number and a plus sign Folks will just thnk she's an Italian math teacher or something.
 
2014-03-25 01:45:31 AM
The 28-year-old tattooed her wedding date in between her shoulder blades in three rows of large Roman numerals. The numbers read 12-31-13 to represent the couple's New Year's Eve nuptials. The body art was on display at a charity tennis event in Calabasas, Calif. on Saturday, March 22.

So apparently this chick knows nothing about Y2K.

stoli n coke: Not bad. Plus, if she gets divorced, she can always just put a line under the last number and a plus sign Folks will just thnk she's an Italian math teacher or something.


Or she could slap an NFL logo under it.
 
2014-03-25 01:49:10 AM
Looks like it is all black ink, so with her fair skin it'll be removable by laser. And the pain of the treatments will be a nice reminder not to do this again.
 
2014-03-25 02:09:04 AM
Hope it works out for those crazy kids, but I can't help but think of this:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-25 02:22:10 AM
WTF is a Kaley Cuoco?

*clicks*

Oh. The hot chick from Geek Blackface. Meh
 
2014-03-25 02:31:08 AM

Brainsick: Geek Blackface


DRINK!
 
2014-03-25 03:25:13 AM
Headline in four to six years:

"Kelly Cuoco gets tattoo removal procedure."
 
2014-03-25 03:33:47 AM

Brainsick: WTF is a Kaley Cuoco?

*clicks*

Oh. The hot chick from Geek Blackface. Meh



Don't be that guy. Nobody likes that guy.
 
2014-03-25 05:27:21 AM

BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: Headline in four to six years:

"Kelly Cuoco gets tattoo removal procedure."


At least she was smart enough to get it in black ink only.  Black is the easiest color for tattoo removal clinics to remove.
 
2014-03-25 05:55:25 AM

hervatski: she has a chubby persons face on a skinny persons body.  There.  I said it.


Skinny? She looks quite average for a normal girl her age. Talk about skewed body perceptions
 
2014-03-25 06:36:12 AM
Oh, honey. Bless your heart.
 
2014-03-25 07:16:42 AM
Tattoos on hot women are like graffiti on the Taj Mahal.

Each to their own I guess.
 
2014-03-25 07:36:26 AM
I find that those who put so much emphasis in the event,

forgets what it really means after some time...
 
2014-03-25 08:09:20 AM
The whole time line just screams "i got married because  I've always wanted a wedding".   Not as bad a Cruises jumping on the couch bit but she's WAY too excited right now (and the past 6 months).  Seems more of an act that real emotions.

Not sure how to describe it any other way.
 
2014-03-25 08:15:51 AM

danfrank: Tattoos on hot women are like graffiti on the Taj Mahal.

Each to their own I guess.


Agreed. I was gonna say a mustache on the Mona Lisa, but I think yours is a better metaphor.
 
2014-03-25 08:26:02 AM
no word on where the divorce date is going

On her bazinga?

*CANNED LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE*
 
2014-03-25 08:26:13 AM

Brainsick: WTF is a Kaley Cuoco?

*clicks*

Oh. The hot chick from Geek Blackface. Meh


"Geek blackface" is what sh*tpieces say when they have no clue just how racist actual blackface was.
 
2014-03-25 08:39:55 AM

danfrank: Tattoos on hot women are like graffiti on the Taj Mahal.

Each to their own I guess.


As someone else said, no woman ever got more attractive by adding a tattoo.
 
2014-03-25 08:40:55 AM

GibbyTheMole: danfrank: Tattoos on hot women are like graffiti on the Taj Mahal.

Each to their own I guess.

Agreed. I was gonna say a mustache on the Mona Lisa, but I think yours is a better metaphor.


Food has warning labels on it. Tattoos are like that for womens.
 
2014-03-25 08:49:41 AM

HotWingAgenda: The 28-year-old tattooed her wedding date in between her shoulder blades in three rows of large Roman numerals. The numbers read 12-31-13 to represent the couple's New Year's Eve nuptials. The body art was on display at a charity tennis event in Calabasas, Calif. on Saturday, March 22.

So apparently this chick knows nothing about Y2K.

stoli n coke: Not bad. Plus, if she gets divorced, she can always just put a line under the last number and a plus sign Folks will just thnk she's an Italian math teacher or something.

Or she could slap an NFL logo under it.


Or a map of Hawaii over it.
 
2014-03-25 08:53:01 AM
Just wait til the hall they rent has a water pipe burst or something and they need to move the ceremony by a week.
 
2014-03-25 08:55:13 AM

rekraFlatoT: hervatski: she has a chubby persons face on a skinny persons body.  There.  I said it.

Skinny? She looks quite average for a normal girl her age. Talk about skewed body perceptions


I'd love to see her crush a cantaloupe with her thighs.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-25 09:00:49 AM

Wellon Dowd: rekraFlatoT: hervatski: she has a chubby persons face on a skinny persons body.  There.  I said it.

Skinny? She looks quite average for a normal girl her age. Talk about skewed body perceptions

I'd love to see her crush a cantaloupe with her thighs.

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Man judging by that picture, that dude must really be in lurv.  Cause no thanks.
 
2014-03-25 09:03:25 AM
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It says "soup."
 
2014-03-25 10:05:42 AM
img.myconfinedspace.com
 
2014-03-25 10:07:23 AM

Barricaded Gunman: danfrank: Tattoos on hot women are like graffiti on the Taj Mahal.

Each to their own I guess.

As someone else said, no woman ever got more attractive by adding a tattoo.


Kinda like the tramp stamps, guilty pleasure.
 
2014-03-25 10:20:12 AM
Divorce date goes here.

blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com
 
2014-03-25 10:46:50 AM

NicktheSmoker: Man judging by that picture, that dude must really be in lurv.  Cause no thanks.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-25 10:56:40 AM

stoli n coke: Brainsick: WTF is a Kaley Cuoco?

*clicks*

Oh. The hot chick from Geek Blackface. Meh


Don't be that guy. Nobody likes that guy.


I like that guy.
 
2014-03-25 11:10:21 AM

toejam: Divorce date goes here.

[blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com image 300x209]


That's the chick that got bunghole tattooed I do believe
 
2014-03-25 11:30:44 AM

jaytkay: [img.myconfinedspace.com image 450x502]


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2014-03-25 11:34:44 AM
CSB: My wife is actually built like KC.  I mean, she's not as trim and her face is different (nor is she blonde), but she's got the same kind of frame with the shoulders/arms etc.

/Molecules
 
2014-03-25 11:43:01 AM
Kaley strikes me as the gal that in divorce would get this tattoo zapped off.
 
2014-03-25 12:27:43 PM

lamecomedian: CSB: My wife is actually built like KC.  I mean, she's not as trim and her face is different (nor is she blonde), but she's got the same kind of frame with the shoulders/arms etc.

/Molecules


Pics or it never happened.  Doesn't have to be anything dirty, maybe just some tasteful vag shots.
 
2014-03-25 12:49:37 PM

toejam: Divorce date goes here.

[blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com image 300x209]


WTF is that???
 
2014-03-25 01:07:47 PM

Katolu: toejam: Divorce date goes here.

[blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com image 300x209]

That's the chick that got bunghole tattooed I do believe


Ding ding ding!
 
2014-03-25 01:15:41 PM
The divorce date? It goes on the divorce papers.
 
2014-03-25 01:52:03 PM

verbaltoxin: Brainsick: WTF is a Kaley Cuoco?

*clicks*

Oh. The hot chick from Geek Blackface. Meh

"Geek blackface" is what sh*tpieces say when they have no clue just how racist actual blackface was.


Calm down, I didn't invent the term, or the association with BBT. I am aware that it was racist and offensive, totally unlike anything today (cough transformers urban bots cough)


/though I like 'sh*tpiece'
//that one's going in the Brainsictionary
 
2014-03-25 02:01:05 PM

rekraFlatoT: hervatski: she has a chubby persons face on a skinny persons body.  There.  I said it.

Skinny? She looks quite average for a normal girl her age. Talk about skewed body perceptions


She ain't average. She works out a lot for the show meaning she ain't average at all.

s28.postimg.org
 
2014-03-25 02:08:07 PM
She's fine...her assets are nicely balanced by her made-for-comedy face, which is a little Lucille Ball and a lot of derpy mouth hanging slightly open in non-comprehension. Also, they make no secret of her borderline alcoholism, which is true to life for a lot of women rounding 30 still working that high school cheerleader mindset and yet with no visible skills.
 
2014-03-25 02:39:37 PM

stoli n coke: Brainsick: WTF is a Kaley Cuoco?

*clicks*

Oh. The hot chick from Geek Blackface. Meh


Don't be that guy. Nobody likes that guy.


img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-03-25 02:55:07 PM

Valiente: She's fine...her assets are nicely balanced by her made-for-comedy face, which is a little Lucille Ball and a lot of derpy mouth hanging slightly open in non-comprehension. Also, they make no secret of her borderline alcoholism, which is true to life for a lot of women rounding 30 still working that high school cheerleader mindset and yet with no visible skills.


No skills? Penny has plenty of skills, just none in her chosen profession.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-25 03:02:20 PM

buckeyebrain: toejam: Divorce date goes here.

[blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com image 300x209]

WTF is that???


Do a GIS for anus tattoo. NSFW obviously.
 
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