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(My Fox Phoenix)   Suspect claims he accidentally kidnapped child, who he thought was his stepdaughter. 'Cause it's okay to kidnap your stepkids, just not other people's kids   (myfoxphoenix.com ) divider line
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2362 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Mar 2014 at 6:36 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-25 08:10:23 AM  
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QueenMamaBee: How does one skirk? I'd like to try it sometime.


I believe it involves using a belt sander and lots of elbow grease.
2014-03-25 08:57:51 AM  
1 vote:

RobSeace: "This piece of garbage who was drunk on a bike, skirkin' around our neighborhood," said the victim's father, who did not want to be identified.

Skirkin'??


It's a portmanteau of 'skulk' and 'lurk' and, possibly, 'twerk'.
2014-03-25 08:15:11 AM  
1 vote:

ReapTheChaos: How do you go abut deadbolting your door from the outside? Do I go outside, lock it, then crawl back in through a window or something?


But of course. Then you nail that window shut.
Inside and out.
2014-03-25 06:50:49 AM  
1 vote:

ReapTheChaos: "Definitely lock all your doors at night.  Don't be complacent.  Dead lock them, dead bolt them from the inside and out," said the girl's father.

How do you go abut deadbolting your door from the outside? Do I go outside, lock it, then crawl back in through a window or something?


Doggie door
2014-03-25 06:49:10 AM  
1 vote:
"Definitely lock all your doors at night.  Don't be complacent.  Dead lock them, dead bolt them from the inside and out," said the girl's father.

How do you go abut deadbolting your door from the outside? Do I go outside, lock it, then crawl back in through a window or something?
 
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