calbert: fail tag for the parents.police should not have returned the girl right away.let the parents freak out. get them to acknowledge that they're horrible parents.get them to admit that they didn't care enough about the safety of their family to lock a f*cking door.let them know how they themselves were the only party responsible for their girl getting kidnapped.then bring them to the police station and ask them to identify a body.than show them their little girl.
ReapTheChaos: "Definitely lock all your doors at night. Don't be complacent. Dead lock them, dead bolt them from the inside and out," said the girl's father.How do you go abut deadbolting your door from the outside? Do I go outside, lock it, then crawl back in through a window or something?
calbert: let them know how they themselves were the only party responsible for their girl getting kidnapped.
RobSeace: "This piece of garbage who was drunk on a bike, skirkin' around our neighborhood," said the victim's father, who did not want to be identified.Skirkin'??
QueenMamaBee: How does one skirk? I'd like to try it sometime.
ReapTheChaos: How do you go abut deadbolting your door from the outside? Do I go outside, lock it, then crawl back in through a window or something?
nytmare: QueenMamaBee: How does one skirk? I'd like to try it sometime.I believe it involves using a belt sander and lots of elbow grease.
dolphkhan: calbert: let them know how they themselves were the only party responsible for their girl getting kidnapped.So, the drunk kidnapper is just a pawn in the wicked parents scheme, in your mind?
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