zzrhardy: Did they find meth? Because as shiatty as cops are, if she was on meth she likely did all that unprompted, because there is nothing a methhead likes more than to take a big screaming drama shiat in public.
cman: Heres a fun fact: the ß in German is equivalent to English "ss". If you have ever read older texts, you will see that there are a shiatload of Fs in Early Modern English where an S should be. Thing is is that they arent really Fs. That is known as an Long S. ß is a merger of of the long S and a short S. Thats how the character came to be in German.
Brainsick: [static.fjcdn.com image 598x374]
fluffy2097: STOP RESISTING!/She was a shoplifter.//After that blow to the head, she's probably a potatoe
Miracle Whip: LOL-Sehr gut! I see what you did there/slashies in honor of me not being able to make an umlat on my 'Merican keyboard//pretend they are there
log_jammin: thank god they put a picture of a big steaming turd at the top of the article, otherwise I would have been lost.
Gyrfalcon: on even these plainly obvious cases.
Gyrfalcon: Brooks's complaint alleges the officers violated her Fourth Amendment rights and that the city failed to adequately train the cops who searched her house. Judge Roy Dalton Jr. dismissed her initial claims, saying she failed to show that the need for training was "plainly obvious" and didn't specifically explain how her rights were violated.See, folks, this is why you absolutely MUST have a good attorney, and cannot proceed pro se on even these plainly obvious cases. Even where the cops are being stupid assholes, you have to explain, first of all, what your 4th Amd. rights are: to be secure in your person, houses, papers and effects. How is being forced to shiat on your yard a 4th Amd. violation? Frankly, I don't even think it is, unless the fruits, so to speak, were taken in evidence against her, then they might be unlawfully obtained, assuming the warrant didn't specifically allow them to collect a pile of shiat in the course of searching her house for drugs.Secondly, just because its obvious to even the dullest potatohead that these cops need a good beating with a two-by-four, you are after all talking to a judge, not a dull potatohead.. What KIND of training did they need? Did they mess up your house while searching it? Because that's what you addressed in your complaint--that they needed training in searching the house, not in treating YOU better while you were handcuffed outside.So protip to your putative attorney if and when you get one: This isn't a 4th Amd. case, it's a civil rights violation, probably a 1983 violation case (abuse of authority), they violated your right to privacy not your right to an adequate warrant. As for training, they don't need training in how to search a house; they need sensitivity training, and also training in how to take a suspect to the potty when she asks while still on scene if they are worried she's going to flush her drugs down the toilet. It can be done without making her take a crap on the lawn. Good luck with your lawsuit.
Smackledorfer: Also, the must have front cuffed her, since she apparently got her pants off.
fluffy2097: She probably shiat herself.
log_jammin: They specified she needed help to "clean herself up and get dressed again"
M0nkeyp0x: She was not a shoplifter, she was a drunk teen leaving school.
fluffy2097: There are so many of them. It gets hard to track them all.
fluffy2097: COP THREAD![www.strangecosmos.com image 400x255]/Just an isolated incident//The dozens of other isolated incidents are to large to post.
fluffy2097: shtychkn:God's I hope that cop was fired and suedYou're cute. 2 weeks paid leave.She was a shoplifter. Aren't you glad he protected you from her?! She could do something dangerous like stuck socks down her shirt. That obviously merits body checking a woman into a wall so hard shes turned into a ragdoll.
karmaceutical: fluffy2097: COP THREAD![www.strangecosmos.com image 400x255]/Just an isolated incident//The dozens of other isolated incidents are to large to post.I hate cops as much as the next Farker, but that chick deserved a good kick upside the head.
shtychkn: fluffy2097: STOP RESISTING!/She was a shoplifter.//After that blow to the head, she's probably a potatoeGod's I hope that cop was fired and sued
Osato: Feces of Meth.
Smackledorfer: Miracle Whip: LOL-Sehr gut! I see what you did there/slashies in honor of me not being able to make an umlat on my 'Merican keyboard//pretend they are thereA. You can.B. You can alternatively add an e after the umlauted vowel.C. Which word did you type that you think required an umlaut?
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