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(Quad City Times)   Two year-old injured after slicing open hands on razor blades glued to playground equipment at a city park. Yes, you read that right   (qctimes.com) divider line 120
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2014-03-24 07:48:47 PM
Ah, nice, today's "people truly suck" thread.  I almost had hope for humanity, but this took care of it.
 
2014-03-24 07:54:22 PM

timujin: Ah, nice, today's "people truly suck" thread.  I almost had hope for humanity, but this took care of it.


At least it wasn't a dog- people would really be up in arms.
 
2014-03-24 08:00:04 PM
Put the person in a locked room for a half-hour with the child's parents.
 
2014-03-24 08:04:40 PM


www.cagedinsider.com
 
2014-03-24 08:14:27 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Put the person in a locked room for a half-hour with the child's parents.


Agreed.  The parents, a flat iron, and perhaps a Dremel.
 
2014-03-24 08:39:28 PM

OregonVet: timujin: Ah, nice, today's "people truly suck" thread.  I almost had hope for humanity, but this took care of it.

At least it wasn't a dog- people would really be up in arms.


Bathia_Mapes: Put the person in a locked room for a half-hour with the child's parents.


Put the person in a locked room for a half-hour with the Caturday people (just tell them they did it to the cat, of course.)
 
2014-03-24 08:42:24 PM
Were they on the slide?

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2014-03-24 08:43:07 PM

 i1.ytimg.com


Knows what he would do with the culprits.

 
2014-03-24 09:24:04 PM
Was that wrong?
Should I not have done that?
 
2014-03-24 09:25:21 PM
Quad Cities story - doesn't surprise me in the least.  Having spent one awful winter in Davenport without a car, I can attest to the environment leading to excessive ingestion of alcohol which will inevitably lead to poor decisions that seem like brilliant pranks at the time.
 
2014-03-24 09:25:33 PM
You really should cut whomever did this some slack.  Kids hog the playground all day long, it's time the adults get a slice of the fun.
 
2014-03-24 09:26:46 PM
Some people need killin'.
 
2014-03-24 09:27:05 PM

MrHappyRotter: You really should cut whomever did this some slack.  Kids hog the playground all day long, it's time the adults get a slice of the fun.


It was probably other kids. Maybe some 13 year old boys with social problems.

Adults are usually a little more effective than 12 razors in one playground.
 
2014-03-24 09:27:40 PM
Never has the "sick" tag been so appropriate.
 
2014-03-24 09:28:38 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Put the person in a locked room for a half-hour with the child's parents


From stories (mainly via FARK), if they catch the person who did this, when they go to jail they will wish they had the half hour with parents option.

The story that sticks in my mind was something about someone had their arm tied in a knot inside of five minutes...
 
2014-03-24 09:29:20 PM
An urban legend becomes reality?
 
2014-03-24 09:29:54 PM
People are farked up.
 
2014-03-24 09:30:01 PM

OregonVet: timujin: Ah, nice, today's "people truly suck" thread.  I almost had hope for humanity, but this took care of it.

At least it wasn't a dog- people would really be up in arms.


While I adore my dogs, nothing -- and I mean NOTHING -- is more precious than our granddaughter. My arms be ALL up over this one.
 
2014-03-24 09:32:46 PM
Ugh....an urban legend that became real.
 
2014-03-24 09:32:51 PM
Must be nice to be rich enough to just waste a razor like that.
 
2014-03-24 09:33:48 PM

lordargent: An urban legend becomes reality?


D'oh! Didn't see your post right away.
 
2014-03-24 09:34:04 PM

To all the children:


Don't play on the slide,


Or you may find more tricks than treats,


Burma shave!

 
2014-03-24 09:34:45 PM
Back in my day, sickos put razor blades in Halloween candy, and that's the way we liked it!!

l.yimg.com
 
2014-03-24 09:35:49 PM
Satan: "Gee, there's no box for that one. I'll just check 'other'."
 
2014-03-24 09:38:57 PM
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i1079.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-24 09:40:19 PM
Playgrounds are way too safe nowadays. Hollow plastic structures and ground covered in a foot of soft mulch stifle natural childhood development of caution. Razor blades jutting out from everything are a nice start, but we need to bring back 25 foot slides with metal handrails that get too hot to hold in the sun, monkey bars you can get stuck in or chip a tooth on, concrete pavement to increase bone fractures, and hood drawstrings that can can caught and cause strangulation.
 
2014-03-24 09:41:12 PM

doglover: MrHappyRotter: You really should cut whomever did this some slack.  Kids hog the playground all day long, it's time the adults get a slice of the fun.

It was probably other kids. Maybe some 13 year old boys with social problems.

Adults are usually a little more effective than 12 razors in one playground.


I'm betting it was one of the parents.
 
2014-03-24 09:43:04 PM
After? What did he do, trip on the pavement while running to Mommy?
 
2014-03-24 09:43:49 PM
Today's ITP thread is here at last
 
2014-03-24 09:46:02 PM
the playground's designer

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2014-03-24 09:48:36 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-24 09:48:49 PM

Russ1642: doglover: MrHappyRotter: You really should cut whomever did this some slack.  Kids hog the playground all day long, it's time the adults get a slice of the fun.

It was probably other kids. Maybe some 13 year old boys with social problems.

Adults are usually a little more effective than 12 razors in one playground.

I'm betting it was one of the parents.


You're on.
 
2014-03-24 09:50:56 PM

Molavian: Some people need killin'.


It's a hell of a thing killing a man... You take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna' have.
 
2014-03-24 09:56:50 PM
I will again forward the idea of burning at the stake, as there are no sand worms to feed these miscreants to.
 
2014-03-24 09:58:25 PM

doglover: MrHappyRotter: You really should cut whomever did this some slack.  Kids hog the playground all day long, it's time the adults get a slice of the fun.

It was probably other kids. Maybe some 13 year old boys with social problems.

Adults are usually a little more effective than 12 razors in one playground.


Fair observation.  Whomever it was, they were sharp.  They were able to disguise those razors pretty well.
 
2014-03-24 09:59:11 PM

doglover: MrHappyRotter: You really should cut whomever did this some slack.  Kids hog the playground all day long, it's time the adults get a slice of the fun.

It was probably other kids. Maybe some 13 year old boys with social problems.

Adults are usually a little more effective than 12 razors in one playground.


Yup, the kind of kids you don't leave alone with younger children or pets.
 
2014-03-24 10:02:28 PM
I'm wondering what happened to the person's mind that caused them to do such a cruel, horrible thing.
 
2014-03-24 10:03:10 PM

Gyrfalcon: Never has the "sick" tag been so appropriate.


Except the last time it was equally as appropriate.
 
2014-03-24 10:03:32 PM

twistedmetal:  
Knows what he would do with the culprits.


Wire pliers, blow torches, and hard pipe hitting nubians.
 
2014-03-24 10:04:45 PM

MrHappyRotter: You really should cut whomever did this some slack.  Kids hog the playground all day long, it's time the adults get a slice of the fun.


5/10 Needs more puns.
 
2014-03-24 10:05:20 PM

fusillade762: Were they on the slide?


First thing I thought of
 
2014-03-24 10:05:39 PM

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What movie was that top picture from??
 
2014-03-24 10:05:57 PM
I read the headline to mean the kid was glued to the playground equipment. Which would be worse, you have to admit.
 
2014-03-24 10:06:04 PM
I really hope they catch this waste of oxygen. Prison is too good for him.
 
2014-03-24 10:06:59 PM
What do you expect at Occam's Park?
 
2014-03-24 10:07:44 PM

Oldiron_79: twistedmetal:  
Knows what he would do with the culprits.

Wire pliers, blow torches, and hard pipe hitting nubians.


A 12 inch pipe up his arse, insert barbed wire and remove pie leaving wire
 
2014-03-24 10:10:37 PM
Plot twist.  The razor were covered in AIDS.
 
2014-03-24 10:11:10 PM
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2014-03-24 10:11:59 PM
Don't worry people it wasn't a pet that got hurt
 
2014-03-24 10:12:05 PM

a particular individual: I read the headline to mean the kid was glued to the playground equipment. Which would be worse, you have to admit.


Worse than a kid bleeding out on the playground?
 
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