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2014-03-24 06:27:05 PM  
The band?  How will they make the next show.
 
2014-03-24 06:28:14 PM  
looks like a sticky situation
 
2014-03-24 06:29:42 PM  
Honey?  Lord...why isn't it ever something, you know, easy to mop up? "A tractor-trailer carrying roughly 50,000 gallons of water crashed on I-95 today, leaving the road cleaner."
 
2014-03-24 06:38:27 PM  
i789.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-24 06:40:02 PM  
I'm feeling a little rumbly in my tumbly.....
 
2014-03-24 06:42:05 PM  
Well, it isn't the first time things have gotten all jammed up over a bee job
 
2014-03-24 06:46:19 PM  

maudibjr: The band?  How will they make the next show.


Maybe these guys can fill in for them.
 
2014-03-24 06:52:14 PM  
Wig wham bam!
 
2014-03-24 06:57:55 PM  
Amateurs
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2014-03-24 07:06:39 PM  
FTFA: A big rig truck spilled roughly 42,000 gallons of honey

More likely 4200 gallons, since 42,000 gallons would weigh about 495,600 lbs.  There's no way in hell that you could haul that much weight in a standard 53 ft "dry van" trailer.  In order to carry that much weight, the trailer would need at least 22 axles.
 
2014-03-24 07:33:59 PM  
And the man in the back said....
 
2014-03-24 07:38:16 PM  
Goddammit! That headline does not work with my post.
 
2014-03-24 07:39:01 PM  
Wow, tag AND title change.
 
2014-03-24 07:41:20 PM  
I know......weird. I was all happy that I got my VERY FIRST GREEN LIGHT.....and they change everything.....kind of makes it not mine anymore......

I haz a sad.
 
2014-03-24 07:41:57 PM  
It's kind of sad that, from subby's headline, I thought this was a story involving Alton Brown.
 
2014-03-24 07:48:05 PM  
Oh poo(h)
 
2014-03-24 07:56:08 PM  
Nice, sub
 
2014-03-24 07:58:28 PM  
HONEY!
Yes, driver, what is it?
 
2014-03-24 08:15:02 PM  

keygrip: I know......weird. I was all happy that I got my VERY FIRST GREEN LIGHT.....and they change everything.....kind of makes it not mine anymore......

I haz a sad.


I almost submitted my own version with this very headline, but I didn't.

Now I see I should.

/oh well
 
2014-03-24 08:37:12 PM  

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Real after -the- war news

. lol, foxnews at the big bang
 
2014-03-24 08:37:34 PM  
This is a very sticky situation.

static.ylilauta.org

It's un-bear-able.

static.ylilauta.org
 
2014-03-24 08:38:15 PM  
Is tfa refering to actual honey or is it refering toa "honey wagon" which is a euphamism for a septic tank cleaning truck?
 
2014-03-24 08:38:43 PM  

WelldeadLink: HONEY!
Yes, driver, what is it?


it's a sticky sweet treat from a bees behind, but thats not important right now.

/yes i know bees actually spit? vomit? regurgitat? it out
 
2014-03-24 08:40:28 PM  

2xhelix: FTFA: A big rig truck spilled roughly 42,000 gallons of honey

More likely 4200 gallons, since 42,000 gallons would weigh about 495,600 lbs.  There's no way in hell that you could haul that much weight in a standard 53 ft "dry van" trailer.  In order to carry that much weight, the trailer would need at least 22 axles.


Correct. I was watching this on the news and they said 4,200. This was about an hour ago and they had already opened up two lanes and got the big rig to the shoulder.
 
2014-03-24 08:42:04 PM  

keygrip: I know......weird. I was all happy that I got my VERY FIRST GREEN LIGHT.....and they change everything.....kind of makes it not mine anymore......

I haz a sad.


Hate when that happens
 
2014-03-24 08:45:17 PM  
In related news, hordes of people are seen heading to the site carrying boxes of Cream of Wheat, jugs of milk, and bottles of vanilla extract.
 
2014-03-24 08:46:24 PM  

HawgWild: [i789.photobucket.com image 150x150]


That made me smile.

And I totally heard it in Pooh's voice.
 
2014-03-24 08:46:30 PM  
"Bother," said Pooh, "Eeyore, ready two photon torpedoes and lock phasers on the Heffalump. Piglet, meet me in transporter room three. Christopher Robin, you have the bridge."
 
2014-03-24 08:46:53 PM  
Wouldn't be surprised if Pooh came sniffin' around, looking for a hit.

The old gang has has fallen on hard times lately.....

i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-24 08:48:33 PM  

2xhelix: FTFA: A big rig truck spilled roughly 42,000 gallons of honey

More likely 4200 gallons, since 42,000 gallons would weigh about 495,600 lbs.  There's no way in hell that you could haul that much weight in a standard 53 ft "dry van" trailer.  In order to carry that much weight, the trailer would need at least 22 axles.


Stepped into the thread to call BS based on weight.  Thanks for beating me to it.

/reporters and math do not belong together
 
2014-03-24 08:51:27 PM  

Elegy: Wouldn't be surprised if Pooh came sniffin' around, looking for a hit.

The old gang has has fallen on hard times lately.....


Holy shiat! Finally had enough of Roo's shiat?
 
2014-03-24 08:58:03 PM  
A big rig truck spilled roughly 42,000 gallons of honey

unless there were 10 or more trucks involved, somebody forgot to carry the 1.
 
2014-03-24 08:59:01 PM  
City of Industry?  Bring out the Strippers.
 
2014-03-24 09:01:01 PM  

JoieD'Zen: Goddammit! That headline does not work with my post.


You and me both.
 
2014-03-24 09:03:12 PM  
Sweet
 
2014-03-24 09:03:20 PM  
This sort of thing would never have happened in Iceland.
 
2014-03-24 09:05:05 PM  
The video says 42,000 pounds.
 
2014-03-24 09:07:56 PM  

2xhelix: FTFA: A big rig truck spilled roughly 42,000 gallons of honey

More likely 4200 gallons, since 42,000 gallons would weigh about 495,600 lbs.  There's no way in hell that you could haul that much weight in a standard 53 ft "dry van" trailer.  In order to carry that much weight, the trailer would need at least 22 axles.


Winnie's greatest dream right there.
 
2014-03-24 09:14:39 PM  

keygrip: kind of makes it not mine anymore......

I haz a sad.


Same thing happened to my first, back in aught-three.
 
2014-03-24 09:22:09 PM  
How many sopapillas is that?
 
2014-03-24 09:24:26 PM  

2xhelix: FTFA: A big rig truck spilled roughly 42,000 gallons of honey

More likely 4200 gallons, since 42,000 gallons would weigh about 495,600 lbs.  There's no way in hell that you could haul that much weight in a standard 53 ft "dry van" trailer.  In order to carry that much weight, the trailer would need at least 22 axles.


"Damn, Honey!  How much do you weigh?!?"

Then comes The PAIN.
 
2014-03-24 09:28:23 PM  

LordOfThePings: keygrip: kind of makes it not mine anymore......

I haz a sad.

Same thing happened to my first, back in aught-three.


Yeah, I think it's kind of a tradition; happened to my first, back in aught-ninety-nine.
 
2014-03-24 09:42:34 PM  

Boojum2k: The video says 42,000 pounds.


That was my thought. 42,000 would be close to maxing out the gross weight of the rig.
 
2014-03-24 09:46:58 PM  

Galloping Galoshes: LordOfThePings: keygrip: kind of makes it not mine anymore......

I haz a sad.

Same thing happened to my first, back in aught-three.

Yeah, I think it's kind of a tradition; happened to my first, back in aught-ninety-nine.


Aught-ninety-nine? As in 1099? There was Fark back then?

In other news, Galloping Galoshes is Connor MacLeod.
 
2014-03-24 09:58:18 PM  

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Damn.  I thought that was fake until I saw this:

http://www.bostonglobe.com/specials/2013/01/09/the-great-molasses-fl oo d/heeUnfTFQWFHbNVpH5Vv0K/picture.html
 
2014-03-24 10:02:47 PM  

MFAWG: Elegy: Wouldn't be surprised if Pooh came sniffin' around, looking for a hit.

The old gang has has fallen on hard times lately.....

Holy shiat! Finally had enough of Roo's shiat?


This Christopher Robin ran for mayor of Minneapolis:

http://www.startribune.com/local/minneapolis/225807841.html
 
2014-03-24 10:02:58 PM  

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I learned something today. I totally did not believe that at first.

It reads like a perverse Phineas and Ferb episode.
 
2014-03-24 10:03:14 PM  

2xhelix: FTFA: A big rig truck spilled roughly 42,000 gallons of honey

More likely 4200 gallons, since 42,000 gallons would weigh about 495,600 lbs.  There's no way in hell that you could haul that much weight in a standard 53 ft "dry van" trailer.  In order to carry that much weight, the trailer would need at least 22 axles.


What if it was an assault rig with a high capacity clip?  Should we ask a journalist for the answer, they seem to know everything?
 
2014-03-24 10:13:41 PM  

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The saddest news on that page is not the molasses flood - it's the beginning of Prohibition.
 
2014-03-24 10:18:19 PM  

keygrip: I know......weird. I was all happy that I got my VERY FIRST GREEN LIGHT.....and they change everything.....kind of makes it not mine anymore......

I haz a sad.


Is it like when you get that hot girl naked and then explode when she unzips your pants?

Internet hug, I'm wearing a cardigan.
 
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