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(Metro)   A burger within a burger that's only 10,000 calories? Sounds burgerey   (metro.co.uk) divider line 50
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2014-03-24 06:48:42 PM
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2014-03-24 06:49:27 PM
I wish "...is now a thing" would stop being a thing
 
2014-03-24 06:53:37 PM
Yum, soggy squished bread inside an overcooked, grey patty.

I'm not sure that a cross-sectional shot is really going to help them get customers.
 
2014-03-24 07:18:49 PM

Theaetetus: Yum, soggy squished bread inside an overcooked, grey patty.

I'm not sure that a cross-sectional shot is really going to help them get customers.


This. Looks disgusting. Like it's been sitting for hours. The cheese isn't even melted anymore.
 
2014-03-24 07:19:01 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: I wish "...is now a thing" would stop being a thing


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Yo, Dog, I heard "...is now a thing" is not your thing, so I made that a thing.  Now you can "is now not a thing" or "not is now a thing" while you "is now a thing".
 
2014-03-24 07:52:02 PM
Meat that could have been used to make like eight delicious hamburgers was used instead to create something inedible. I'm going to go kick a dog.
 
2014-03-24 08:16:45 PM
That kind of suicidally bad taste is what defines Regular Show and cartoons in general. They have a lot of food that will kill you.
 
2014-03-24 08:23:03 PM
only?
 
2014-03-24 08:23:49 PM

haemaker: Contrabulous Flabtraption: I wish "...is now a thing" would stop being a thing

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Yo, Dog, I heard "...is now a thing" is not your thing, so I made that a thing.  Now you can "is now not a thing" or "not is now a thing" while you "is now a thing".


So now it seems that people making a thing about people making a thing about things is now a thing.
 
2014-03-24 08:25:50 PM
Looks like shiat
 
2014-03-24 08:25:57 PM
And we shall christen thee, "Burger Time"!

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/Stop! Burger Time
 
2014-03-24 08:26:58 PM
The burger is available for free if you are able to finish it all at once.

now that's impressive
 
2014-03-24 08:27:00 PM

Theaetetus: Yum, soggy squished bread inside an overcooked, grey patty.


So it's an inside-out White Castle burger?

/those things freakin' rule
 
2014-03-24 08:27:05 PM
The meat in that thing looks even worse than the grey, dessicated, pseudo meat you get at mcdonalds. Or the greasy flaps of overcooked carbon they try and pass off as burgers at 5 guys.

/wishes there was still a fudruckers here.
 
2014-03-24 08:29:44 PM
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I don't get it... you would have to divide that into separate sandwiches or hurt your mouth trying to eat the whole thing....
 
2014-03-24 08:29:47 PM

neongoats: The meat in that thing looks even worse than the grey, dessicated, pseudo meat you get at mcdonalds. Or the greasy flaps of overcooked carbon they try and pass off as burgers at 5 guys.

/wishes there was still a fudruckers here.


Well, what did you expect from British food?
 
2014-03-24 08:32:21 PM
So I hate to be *that* guy, but:

* You get 2000-4000 calories a day depending on body type, activity levels, and inbuilt metabolism.  Probably much closer to that low end unless you're in a seriously physical job.  Going below about 1500 or so kicks in famine mode, which tends to fark you over long-term.
* A pound is ~3.5K calories.
* Any Biggest-Loser-style weight loss FARKS you long-term as you tend to lose metabolism faster than you lose weight.  The absolute most you should EVER be losing is 2 pounds a week.  1 pound is actually probably more sustainable.

So if you eat this, you'll gain 2.5 pounds (with the other half pound being your normal calorie burn for the day).  And then you'll spend the next week and a half to 2 weeks burning it off.

Just saying.
 
2014-03-24 08:35:16 PM

meyerkev: So I hate to be *that* guy, but:

* You get 2000-4000 calories a day depending on body type, activity levels, and inbuilt metabolism.  Probably much closer to that low end unless you're in a seriously physical job.  Going below about 1500 or so kicks in famine mode, which tends to fark you over long-term.
* A pound is ~3.5K calories.
* Any Biggest-Loser-style weight loss FARKS you long-term as you tend to lose metabolism faster than you lose weight.  The absolute most you should EVER be losing is 2 pounds a week.  1 pound is actually probably more sustainable.

So if you eat this, you'll gain 2.5 pounds (with the other half pound being your normal calorie burn for the day).  And then you'll spend the next week and a half to 2 weeks burning it off.

Just saying.


Chances are that the diseased meat would give you some kind of diarrhea, and between it leaving your body too fast for you to be able to harvest the calories from it, and the dehydration caused by your dysentery you might even lose weight!
 
2014-03-24 08:35:38 PM

neongoats: The meat in that thing looks even worse than the grey, dessicated, pseudo meat you get at mcdonalds. Or the greasy flaps of overcooked carbon they try and pass off as burgers at 5 guys.

/wishes there was still a fudruckers here.


Ah yes, sex at the retirement home. Good times.
 
2014-03-24 08:36:10 PM

meyerkev: So I hate to be *that* guy, but:

* You get 2000-4000 calories a day depending on body type, activity levels, and inbuilt metabolism.  Probably much closer to that low end unless you're in a seriously physical job.  Going below about 1500 or so kicks in famine mode, which tends to fark you over long-term.
* A pound is ~3.5K calories.
* Any Biggest-Loser-style weight loss FARKS you long-term as you tend to lose metabolism faster than you lose weight.  The absolute most you should EVER be losing is 2 pounds a week.  1 pound is actually probably more sustainable.

So if you eat this, you'll gain 2.5 pounds (with the other half pound being your normal calorie burn for the day).  And then you'll spend the next week and a half to 2 weeks burning it off.

Just saying.


How many calories do you burn puking this greasy mess back up again after you choke it down?
 
2014-03-24 08:37:17 PM
Where's Adam Richman?
 
2014-03-24 08:37:20 PM
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2014-03-24 08:38:25 PM
I'd eat it.
 
2014-03-24 08:43:28 PM

skinink: And we shall christen thee, "Burger Time"!

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/Stop! Burger Time


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2014-03-24 08:44:59 PM

neongoats: Chances are that the diseased meat would give you some kind of diarrhea, and between it leaving your body too fast for you to be able to harvest the calories from it, and the dehydration caused by your dysentery you might even lose weight!


You'll still get SOME.

And then you'll just drink a ton of water and gain the water weight back.  Trust me, I'm scale-addicted and it's kinda depressing.  You lose more weight shaving than you do doing hours and hours and hours of exercise.

Combine "Welp, I just pooped for the first time in 2 weeks and hey, I'm down 7 pounds" with "Seriously, you can't lose more than a pound a week AND keep it off", and you can see why scale-addicted people get really depressed (and then eat more, and then weigh more, and then get even more depressed...  And then combine that vicious cycle with the metabolic changes from "Oh hey, I lost 65 pounds since June" and go back up to HIGHER than where they were before).  Random little bits make a huge freaking difference.
 
2014-03-24 08:46:02 PM

rhiannon: I'd eat it.


It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried.
 
2014-03-24 08:48:19 PM
Actually it doesn't look like that many calories, I don't know. I'm a skinny dude and I'm pretty sure I could finish that.
 
2014-03-24 08:53:16 PM

meyerkev: neongoats: Chances are that the diseased meat would give you some kind of diarrhea, and between it leaving your body too fast for you to be able to harvest the calories from it, and the dehydration caused by your dysentery you might even lose weight!

You'll still get SOME.

And then you'll just drink a ton of water and gain the water weight back.  Trust me, I'm scale-addicted and it's kinda depressing.  You lose more weight shaving than you do doing hours and hours and hours of exercise.

Combine "Welp, I just pooped for the first time in 2 weeks and hey, I'm down 7 pounds" with "Seriously, you can't lose more than a pound a week AND keep it off", and you can see why scale-addicted people get really depressed (and then eat more, and then weigh more, and then get even more depressed...  And then combine that vicious cycle with the metabolic changes from "Oh hey, I lost 65 pounds since June" and go back up to HIGHER than where they were before).  Random little bits make a huge freaking difference.


First, if you're losing enough blood while cutting yourself shaving you need to see a doctor. Make that 2 different kinds of doctors.

Second, if you're not pooping for 2 weeks - again, 2 different kinds of doctors. Because I'm guessing you're eating more than food.
 
2014-03-24 08:54:50 PM

zvoidx: [metrouk2.files.wordpress.com image 650x365]

I don't get it... you would have to divide that into separate sandwiches or hurt your mouth trying to eat the whole thing....


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2014-03-24 09:04:12 PM
Burgerey is still against the law in some places.
 
2014-03-24 09:09:32 PM

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Did someone say Burgundy? or Scotch?

 
2014-03-24 09:22:31 PM
waste of good beef.   the thing looks like shiat.
 
2014-03-24 09:23:41 PM

lindalouwho: meyerkev: neongoats: Chances are that the diseased meat would give you some kind of diarrhea, and between it leaving your body too fast for you to be able to harvest the calories from it, and the dehydration caused by your dysentery you might even lose weight!

You'll still get SOME.

And then you'll just drink a ton of water and gain the water weight back.  Trust me, I'm scale-addicted and it's kinda depressing.  You lose more weight shaving than you do doing hours and hours and hours of exercise.

Combine "Welp, I just pooped for the first time in 2 weeks and hey, I'm down 7 pounds" with "Seriously, you can't lose more than a pound a week AND keep it off", and you can see why scale-addicted people get really depressed (and then eat more, and then weigh more, and then get even more depressed...  And then combine that vicious cycle with the metabolic changes from "Oh hey, I lost 65 pounds since June" and go back up to HIGHER than where they were before).  Random little bits make a huge freaking difference.

First, if you're losing enough blood while cutting yourself shaving you need to see a doctor.


Hey, now, some of us happen to like shaving with gardening shears.
 
2014-03-24 09:24:42 PM

grimlock1972: waste of good beef.   the thing looks like shiat.


Well, that's an unwarranted accusation. It's the U.K. so there is a good chance it's at least 80% horse.
 
2014-03-24 09:26:26 PM

vodka: Actually it doesn't look like that many calories, I don't know. I'm a skinny dude and I'm pretty sure I could finish that.


I know, right. They held the mayo so I'm sure it doesn't have as many calories as it looks like. And it has veggies! A double helping of lettuce and tomato!

Still needs fries and a 32 ounce drink to pass a meal in the States, though.
 
2014-03-24 09:27:19 PM

toraque: Hey, now, some of us happen to like shaving with gardening shears.


Or tend to be really, really lazy and "shave" like once a week.

So it's the weight equivalent of trimming your bangs.  It's not *huge*, but when an hour of exercise is maybe 3-400 calories (.1 pounds), and the noise is "Oh yeah, I shaved today", the signal to noise ratio is low.

Think of it like stock trading.  Today's price means nothing compared to tomorrow's for all the various reasons, but it means a LOT compared to a year from now.
 
2014-03-24 09:50:58 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: I wish "...is now a thing" would stop being a thing


I'm so glad someone said that.
 
2014-03-24 09:56:19 PM
yeah....if you can't fit it into your mouth, it's pointless.

/plus, it looks like crap
 
2014-03-24 10:29:43 PM
Is it considered bulimia if you puke  beforeyou eat it?
 
2014-03-24 10:54:53 PM
So this is what our ancestors fought for, huh?  The right to waste food making these gross idols for gluttons to worship?  Modern society needs a few stiff slaps in the face, and it needs them fast.
 
2014-03-24 11:04:26 PM
One year in going to CES, we went to Texas de Brazil. I left that place 5lbs heavier. That place is magical.
 
2014-03-24 11:37:09 PM

zvoidx: [metrouk2.files.wordpress.com image 650x365]

I don't get it... you would have to divide that into separate sandwiches or hurt your mouth trying to eat the whole thing....


You're uh... you're talking about the burger, right?
 
2014-03-25 12:46:38 AM
Pretty sure Epic Meal Time already did it.
 
2014-03-25 12:57:39 AM
Stupid, somehow made more stupid by the website that shows a zoomed as fark picture that is hard to see, then an image that doesn't really explain it either.
 
2014-03-25 01:05:18 AM

CSM101: Pretty sure Epic Meal Time already did it.


IIRC the Sloppy Roethlisberger was 100,000 calories.
 
2014-03-25 01:32:04 AM
A hamburger inside a hamburger?  What an original idea!

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FatherChaos: 
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Anyone who remembers Burger Time gets votes.
 
2014-03-25 06:13:33 AM
That's not a burger. Please stop with your stupid gimmick food. It's stupid.
 
2014-03-25 07:42:49 AM

zvoidx: [metrouk2.files.wordpress.com image 650x365]

I don't get it... you would have to divide that into separate sandwiches or hurt your mouth trying to eat the whole thing....


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Challenge Accepted
 
2014-03-25 08:48:43 AM
Can you just imagine the dump you'd take after eating that?
 
2014-03-25 11:34:41 AM
Great, I've always wanted a burger that resembles a Saturn-V Rocket.
 
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