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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)   When you live at 1400 Pennsylvania Ave. in Washington, D.C. you sometimes receive a lot of hate mail that wasn't meant for you   (post-gazette.com) divider line 35
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2014-03-24 08:11:03 PM
Well, there are a bunch of Blah's in D.C. chances are good it reached one that needed to die.
 
2014-03-24 08:12:24 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-24 08:12:54 PM
This guy sounds like he'd fit right in with the Tea Party.
 
2014-03-24 08:19:13 PM
His rap sheet seems to prove the adage that you can't fix stupid.
 
2014-03-24 08:20:48 PM
"The White House
1400 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington, DC 20500

Dear President Osama..."
 
2014-03-24 08:29:34 PM
The U.S. attorney's office in Pittsburgh did not disclose the contents of the letter

6 to one odds it contained phrases such as "Musli[mn]", "usurper", "half-breed", "Constitution", "Patriot", "Benghazi", "Kenya", "take", "back", "our", and "country".
 
2014-03-24 08:34:32 PM
Always amazes me when some crazy person sends a letter threatening to kill the president and is then surprised to get a visit from the Secret Service. You would think people would know better. Makes me wonder how many of these crazy people end up being put in the mental hospital vs being arrested or getting talked to.
 
2014-03-24 08:40:57 PM
The White House is at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, NW. I was in Washington and thought it would be fun to look to see who lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, SE. So I drove down there to try to find it. The closest I came was a used car dealer at 1550 before getting to Barney Circle. That would be the address to have.
 
2014-03-24 08:45:12 PM
Picture of the prisoner:

static.giantbomb.com
 
2014-03-24 08:45:52 PM

The Trials of the Presidency

By Brant "Don't-get-your-hopes-up-for-an-impeachment" goose


"Why is it that I keep getting hate mail addressed to Occupant? Most of it seems to come from some guy in Springfield (state illegible) by the name of Abe Simpson!"

"Just ignore those, Mr. President. He writes so many letters, some of them slip through. He often signs the wrong, or sends them to the Canadian Embassy on Pennsylvania Avenue, where they really upset the Canadians."

"The Secret Service has looked into Mr. Simpson and he is a gormless senile Veteran with a long distinguished career as a soldier, spy, and Cabaret artiste under the stage names Leela or Lilly Apératif. He was invaluable during the War because he could pump Hitler and his cronies for information better than Mata Hari ever managed with the French, Belgians, and Germans. There was nothing he would not do for his country. NOTHING, if you catch my drift."

"Got it."

"Just remember, he doesn't hate you personally. He thinks you're Roosevelt."

"He thinks I'm FDR?"

"No, the other one, sir. They fought over the gals something awful. Mr. Simpson refused to follow Teddy up the hill at San Juan. He turned his horse around to go home. He later ate it."

"Because he couldn't cross the sea to Florida on horseback?"

"No. It was only three hours later. He never even got to the beach before the Cubans captured him and put him to work rolling Cigars on his nubile thighs for the Hated Gringos in the Republican Club in Washington, DC. The Cubans thought it was a good joke."

" Um, I think it was a good joke. (Don't tell Gingrich.) But see if you can still get some of those cigars for me to hand out to Republican Senators."

"That was nearly a hundred years ago, sir. But we have tried. Trust, us we have tried. We tried for Clinton and we tried for Reagan. He wanted one for Gorbie. But Mr. C. Montgomery Burns, the collector who owns the last 1,000 cigars will not sell for love nor money. He says that they are the most fragrant cigars he ever smoked and he likes to smoke one on his birthday. He claims he needs them all."
 
2014-03-24 08:48:43 PM

Alien Robot: The White House is at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, NW. I was in Washington and thought it would be fun to look to see who lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, SE. So I drove down there to try to find it. The closest I came was a used car dealer at 1550 before getting to Barney Circle. That would be the address to have.


What if it's like that invisible house in Harry Potter and there's a Shadow President we don't even know about?
 
2014-03-24 08:49:39 PM
Wasn't it a Pittsburgh child molester inmate who tried to sue the NFL to get a team yanked out of the playoffs last year?

Same guy, attention whoring maybe?
 
2014-03-24 08:51:27 PM

Alien Robot: The White House is at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, NW. I was in Washington and thought it would be fun to look to see who lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, SE. So I drove down there to try to find it. The closest I came was a used car dealer at 1550 before getting to Barney Circle. That would be the address to have.


The address of the McDonald's by Barney Circle is 1539 Penn Ave SE.  That's usually what I tell people is at 1600 Penn SE.
 
2014-03-24 09:06:25 PM

bdub77: What if it's like that invisible house in Harry Potter and there's a Shadow President we don't even know about?


Isn't that what Fox news has been telling us for years Obama is?
 
2014-03-24 09:10:05 PM

kroonermanblack: bdub77: What if it's like that invisible house in Harry Potter and there's a Shadow President we don't even know about?

Isn't that what Fox news has been telling us for years Obama is?


Hmm this would explain how Obama is both an empty suit and a fascist dictator controlling an overly powerful socialist government.
 
2014-03-24 09:20:55 PM
I'd guess everyone with a 1x00 address on Pennsylvania Aveune has a little bin for misdelivered mail, collected weekly by either an intern or comedicly junior Secret Service agent. Hmm, someone get me the guy that wrote Berverly Hills Chiuahua, I've got a horrible movie idea.
 
2014-03-24 09:21:38 PM

Nature Spirals: Wasn't it a Pittsburgh child molester inmate who tried to sue the NFL to get a team yanked out of the playoffs last year?

Same guy, attention whoring maybe?


As I was reading the article, at first I was thinking that maybe he's sick of getting the child molester treatment in prison and was pulling this stunt to get out of gen pop (into solitary or into a federal prison or something). But then I read more details and realized he's just bat-nuts crazy.
 
2014-03-24 09:46:14 PM

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"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"


Dude is a sick puppy and should stay behind bars for a long time.
 
2014-03-24 09:52:11 PM

Alien Robot: The White House is at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, NW. I was in Washington and thought it would be fun to look to see who lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, SE. So I drove down there to try to find it. The closest I came was a used car dealer at 1550 before getting to Barney Circle. That would be the address to have.


An apartment building is apparently planned.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/reliable-source/wp/2013/07/09/an -a lmost-presidential-address-developers-plan-apartment-for-1600-pennsylv ania-se/
 
2014-03-24 10:13:00 PM

wxboy: Alien Robot: The White House is at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, NW. I was in Washington and thought it would be fun to look to see who lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, SE. So I drove down there to try to find it. The closest I came was a used car dealer at 1550 before getting to Barney Circle. That would be the address to have.

An apartment building is apparently planned.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/reliable-source/wp/2013/07/09/an -a lmost-presidential-address-developers-plan-apartment-for-1600-pennsylv ania-se/


One Bedrooms at $1,200 2 blocks from a metro and right next to the riverfront and parks? Walking distance from Eastern Market and the Ballpark? That's actually not ridiculous for this city. Hmm. Will parking and utilities be included in that?
 
2014-03-24 11:03:03 PM
I'm sure one of our Fark Republicans will defend this brave, brave child molester and remind us of what a true patriot he is.
 
2014-03-24 11:19:23 PM

onyxruby: Always amazes me when some crazy person sends a letter threatening to kill the president and is then surprised to get a visit from the Secret Service. You would think people would know better. Makes me wonder how many of these crazy people end up being put in the mental hospital vs being arrested or getting talked to.


Probably they think they just wrote an angry letter. Especially in prison, which is full of people who don't know how to express anger appropriately.
 
2014-03-24 11:38:00 PM
Rightwing white supremacist? Too bad there's no photo of the scumbag.
 
2014-03-24 11:43:06 PM
How did this pass the prison mail search?  Aren't all correspondence of inmates monitored?  Especially if it looks like it is going to POTUS?
 
2014-03-25 12:42:25 AM
I wonder how much federal time he will be doing, after he serves his full sentence for kiddie-diddling? What a sorry waste of oxygen, ugh.
 
2014-03-25 12:49:46 AM

bdub77: Alien Robot: The White House is at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, NW. I was in Washington and thought it would be fun to look to see who lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, SE. So I drove down there to try to find it. The closest I came was a used car dealer at 1550 before getting to Barney Circle. That would be the address to have.

What if it's like that invisible house in Harry Potter and there's a Shadow President we don't even know about?


If there is, he is not living at 1600 Pennsylvania ave SE. Trust me.
 
2014-03-25 02:23:48 AM

bdub77: Alien Robot: The White House is at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, NW. I was in Washington and thought it would be fun to look to see who lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, SE. So I drove down there to try to find it. The closest I came was a used car dealer at 1550 before getting to Barney Circle. That would be the address to have.

What if it's like that invisible house in Harry Potter and there's a Shadow President we don't even know about?


And with that, bdub77 was never heard from again.
 
2014-03-25 02:27:24 AM

cptjeff: wxboy: Alien Robot: The White House is at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, NW. I was in Washington and thought it would be fun to look to see who lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, SE. So I drove down there to try to find it. The closest I came was a used car dealer at 1550 before getting to Barney Circle. That would be the address to have.

An apartment building is apparently planned.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/reliable-source/wp/2013/07/09/an -a lmost-presidential-address-developers-plan-apartment-for-1600-pennsylv ania-se/

One Bedrooms at $1,200 2 blocks from a metro and right next to the riverfront and parks? Walking distance from Eastern Market and the Ballpark? That's actually not ridiculous for this city. Hmm. Will parking and utilities be included in that?


Granted I don't know the exact area, but it's in Southeast. I'd be asking about 24-hr security first.

Maybe the name of the contracted funeral parlor.
 
2014-03-25 02:29:49 AM

kroonermanblack: bdub77: What if it's like that invisible house in Harry Potter and there's a Shadow President we don't even know about?

Isn't that what Fox news has been telling us for years Obama is?


No, they've been connipting about the Darkie President, not the Shadow President.

/connipting. I made that up just now.
 
2014-03-25 06:32:40 AM
So he addressed it to 1400 Pennsylvania Ave and they delivered it to 1600 anyway? Sounds about right for USPS
 
2014-03-25 09:05:37 AM
In my head the interview goes something like this:

See, what had happened was... It was dark when I wrote it, and I wrote a bunch of stuff wrong.  When I said "1400", I obviously meant "1600", and when I said "I want to see you shot down like a dog" I meant to say "I want to do shots with you dog!"
 
2014-03-25 09:37:51 AM

abhorrent1: So he addressed it to 1400 Pennsylvania Ave and they delivered it to 1600 anyway? Sounds about right for USPS


Sucks if some other dude named Obama has been living at 1400 since 2006, never gets any of his own mail any more.
"Why should I have to move?  He's the one who sucks!"
 
2014-03-25 09:45:54 AM

wildcardjack: I'd guess everyone with a 1x00 address on Pennsylvania Aveune has a little bin for misdelivered mail, collected weekly by either an intern or comedicly junior Secret Service agent. Hmm, someone get me the guy that wrote Berverly Hills Chiuahua, I've got a horrible movie idea.


You know there haven't really been enough slapstick buddy cop / romantic comedy crossovers, but I think this has the makings for both.  The Junior Secret Service Agent and the cute-but-nerdy White House mail room intern have to team up to find the assassin, but what they really find, is love.
 
2014-03-25 10:18:07 AM

brimed03: cptjeff: wxboy: Alien Robot: The White House is at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, NW. I was in Washington and thought it would be fun to look to see who lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, SE. So I drove down there to try to find it. The closest I came was a used car dealer at 1550 before getting to Barney Circle. That would be the address to have.

An apartment building is apparently planned.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/reliable-source/wp/2013/07/09/an -a lmost-presidential-address-developers-plan-apartment-for-1600-pennsylv ania-se/

One Bedrooms at $1,200 2 blocks from a metro and right next to the riverfront and parks? Walking distance from Eastern Market and the Ballpark? That's actually not ridiculous for this city. Hmm. Will parking and utilities be included in that?

Granted I don't know the exact area, but it's in Southeast. I'd be asking about 24-hr security first.

Maybe the name of the contracted funeral parlor.


It was really bad in the 80s and 90s, but that area's getting to to be pretty good these days as a result of the ballpark and lots of nearby development. Across the river is more troublesome still, but that same development means that the stuff right across the river is getting better as well.

\Yeah, gentrification, blah blah blah.
\\I don't care- the economy is getting better and less people are getting shot.
 
2014-03-25 12:37:24 PM

cptjeff: wxboy: Alien Robot: The White House is at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, NW. I was in Washington and thought it would be fun to look to see who lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, SE. So I drove down there to try to find it. The closest I came was a used car dealer at 1550 before getting to Barney Circle. That would be the address to have.

An apartment building is apparently planned.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/reliable-source/wp/2013/07/09/an -a lmost-presidential-address-developers-plan-apartment-for-1600-pennsylv ania-se/

One Bedrooms at $1,200 2 blocks from a metro and right next to the riverfront and parks? Walking distance from Eastern Market and the Ballpark? That's actually not ridiculous for this city. Hmm. Will parking and utilities be included in that?


I think it would also come with a helping of 'You gonna get raped" in that neighborhood.
 
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