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(Onion AV Club)   30 years ago today: "A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, 'I suppose you won't be needing a drink.' Naked lady says--"   (avclub.com) divider line 99
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2014-03-24 09:13:18 PM  

zamboni: cfroelic: Old Huntstein: cfroelic: This thread is demented and sad.

You just bought yourself another Saturday.

How many is that?

You want another?!


Yes!
 
2014-03-24 09:15:44 PM  
kingshamus.files.wordpress.com

"Who am I?  Who AM I?"
 
2014-03-24 09:16:17 PM  
i669.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-24 09:17:14 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: fusillade762: What's all the ruckus over a movie anniversary?

What ruckus sir?


www.hiltonheadmonthly.com

What a Ruckus might look like.
 
2014-03-24 09:18:14 PM  

Tom_Slick: Jekylman: Dingleberry Dickwad: fusillade762: What's all the ruckus over a movie anniversary?

What ruckus sir?

Could you describe the ruckus?

You mess with the bull you get the horns.


Your ass is mine next Saturday, and the Saturday after that, you wanna go for a month?
 
2014-03-24 09:18:36 PM  
i.imgur.com

Hi guys. What's going on in this thread?
 
2014-03-24 09:20:45 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

"By the way, that clock's five minutes fast."
 
2014-03-24 09:23:53 PM  

100 Watt Walrus: [i.imgur.com image 400x500]

Hi guys. What's going on in this thread?


30 years makes a helluva difference.
 
2014-03-24 09:30:10 PM  
I would personally like to thank everyone for not posting any pictures of that guy with elephantitus of the nuts.
 
2014-03-24 09:30:52 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: zamboni: cfroelic: Old Huntstein: cfroelic: This thread is demented and sad.

You just bought yourself another Saturday.

How many is that?

You want another?!

Yes!


Next time I have to come in here, I'm cracking skulls
 
2014-03-24 09:38:23 PM  

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn: I would personally like to thank everyone for not posting any pictures of that guy with elephantitus of the nuts.


You'd date him if given the chance, but you'd have to sit in the back of his car cuz his nuts would ride shotgun.
 
2014-03-24 09:40:01 PM  

WTFDYW: gunther_bumpass: PC LOAD LETTER: fusillade762: What's all the ruckus over a movie anniversary?

Old people problems.

-fwoosh-

Yep. A resounding fwoosh.


Saw the movie only in the 80's. I have old people problems.
 
2014-03-24 10:06:05 PM  

WTFDYW: 100 Watt Walrus: [i.imgur.com image 400x500]

Hi guys. What's going on in this thread?

30 years makes a helluva difference.


Just half that made a lot of difference (as Bill Gates in Pirates of Silicon Valley)
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-24 10:12:48 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: WTFDYW: gunther_bumpass: PC LOAD LETTER: fusillade762: What's all the ruckus over a movie anniversary?

Old people problems.

-fwoosh-

Yep. A resounding fwoosh.

Saw the movie only in the 80's. I have old people problems.


jeffgoldblumslaugh.files.wordpress.com

When you grow up, your heart dies.
 
2014-03-24 10:15:01 PM  

okaykleek: PC LOAD LETTER: WTFDYW: gunther_bumpass: PC LOAD LETTER: fusillade762: What's all the ruckus over a movie anniversary?

Old people problems.

-fwoosh-

Yep. A resounding fwoosh.

Saw the movie only in the 80's. I have old people problems.

[jeffgoldblumslaugh.files.wordpress.com image 300x169]

When you grow up, your heart dies.


Who cares?
 
2014-03-24 10:18:38 PM  
Something something neo maxi zoom dweebie.
 
2014-03-24 10:18:45 PM  
Hey, next year can we repeat this thread for St. Elmo's Fire?
 
2014-03-24 10:40:58 PM  

WTFDYW: I see this thread has potential for funny. Unfortunately I will miss most of it and will have to read it tomorrow. Probably after it closes.


By the way, that clock's 20 minutes fast.
 
2014-03-24 10:42:13 PM  
"You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth, but you're going to eat THAT?"
 
2014-03-24 10:44:42 PM  
All I know about this movie I learned from Psych.
 
2014-03-24 11:29:11 PM  

Mark Ratner: One of the things that bugs me about the movie was Alison's image makeover at the end. Maybe it is supposed to be symbolic of her willingness to let be people be nice to her and not be such a loner or something, but it's a peeve when I see it today. Thought she looked fine before.

[img2-1.timeinc.net image 610x610]


Yeah that's bullshiat. She was fine as a goth.
 
2014-03-24 11:31:59 PM  
Are you going to be like a shopping bag lady?
 
2014-03-24 11:34:28 PM  

Mark Ratner: okaykleek: I think violating fire codes and endangering the lives of children would be unwise at this juncture in your career.

You know the school comes equipped with fire exits at either end of the library


Show Dick some respect!
 
2014-03-24 11:47:19 PM  
okaykleek:
img.fark.net

"Who am I?  Who AM I?"

pixdaus.com
 
2014-03-24 11:48:28 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

/Close to being one of the first 'up-skirts' I ever saw.
 
2014-03-24 11:56:18 PM  
Stunt crotch?  Or Molly Ringwald?
 
2014-03-24 11:57:45 PM  
Met Ally Sheedy once.

Very nice woman.
 
2014-03-25 12:26:06 AM  

cfroelic: Nice link.  Now shut up, biatch,  Go fix me a turkey pot pie.


No, dad.  What about you?
 
2014-03-25 12:31:08 AM  

ferretman: /Close to being one of the first 'up-skirts' I ever saw.


It was a BANNER year in the Bender household!
 
2014-03-25 03:37:56 AM  

whooter: Stunt crotch?  Or Molly Ringwald?


img.fark.net
 
2014-03-25 04:01:25 AM  
Come on Sporto, level with me. Did you slip her the hot beef injection?
 
2014-03-25 07:26:23 AM  
i26.photobucket.com

Due the massive amounts of butthurt that gets suffered these days Im sure this scene will be edited out at some point
 
2014-03-25 07:33:38 AM  
Thanks for making me feel old.
 
2014-03-25 07:52:05 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: fusillade762: What's all the ruckus over a movie anniversary?

Old people problems.


Why don't ya'll go Instagram a photo of today's lunch and let the adults talk.
 
2014-03-25 08:00:39 AM  

cfroelic: This thread is demented and sad.


You know what I say to that?

Hey...Smoke up Johnny.
 
2014-03-25 08:50:57 AM  

Nem Wan: Just half that made a lot of difference (as Bill Gates in Pirates of Silicon Valley)


Man, now I have to find where I put that movie.
 
2014-03-25 09:07:49 AM  

4.bp.blogspot.com


 
2014-03-25 09:10:16 AM  

big.assets.huffingtonpost.com

 
2014-03-25 09:28:45 AM  

cfroelic: This thread is demented and sad.


but kinda social?
 
2014-03-25 09:36:10 AM  
hey hey hey

don't you
 
2014-03-25 09:38:35 AM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: buntz: Mark Ratner: One of the things that bugs me about the movie was Alison's image makeover

It's a horrible message.  Change who you are so the popular boy will like you!

They also all still take advantage of Brian having him write the assignment!  They even touch on it in the movie that nothing is going to change.  Monday morning Bender and Claire will ignore each other,  Emilio Estevez will quietly "break up" with Ally Sheedy when she slips back into her "weirdo" ways and he'll politely nod at Anthony Michael Hall, at best.

Actually, as I look back at the movie now as an adult, it's really quite brilliant and captures something real about high school kids, and even some young adults. You take a kid from several of the different groups or cliques in a school and put them together, away from the rest of their group for an extended length of time and you'll find that they may start off rough and unfriendly towards each other, but they'll get along and do stuff they normally wouldn't if they were with their chosen group. Once released, they'll go right back to the status quo from before they were separated. The message wasn't "Change who you are and the boy will like you" at all. IIt was a commentary on teenager/young adult behavior.


I insisted my son watch this when he was 14 (2009), and believe it or not, the themes of the movie resonated with him.  Nothing has changed with youth and high schools.
 
2014-03-25 09:49:05 AM  
breakfastclub-teaching.wikispaces.com

 PB & J with the crusts cut off...Well Brian, this is a very nutritous lunch, all the food groups are represented.
 
2014-03-25 10:41:58 AM  

fearmongert: ferretman: /Close to being one of the first 'up-skirts' I ever saw.

It was a BANNER year in the Bender household!


What a Bender household might look like:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-03-25 12:49:55 PM  
Back in the late nineties / early zeros, there was an 80's throwback place on Varick street in the village called Culture Club and they played that movie on a loop on all their tvs (sound off and throwback music overhead). Then they changed the name to Nirvana and became a Grunge throwback club.

The model was apparently to appeal to the nostalgia of late 20 somethings who have finally got a bit of disposable income. Which means now it's probably a Limp Bizket  / Puddle of Mud revival. Ugh.
 
2014-03-25 02:29:01 PM  

whooter: Stunt crotch?  Or Molly Ringwald?


Heh, Like it matters?

/as long as it's not Anthony Michael Hall's, of course.
 
2014-03-25 02:54:23 PM  

ltdanman44: [breakfastclub-teaching.wikispaces.com image 640x352]

 PB & J with the crusts cut off...Well Brian, this is a very nutritous lunch, all the food groups are represented.


Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?

No.....Mr. Johnson.
 
2014-03-25 04:42:01 PM  
What always bugged me is this:  If Bender's such a bad-ass, why does he bother showing up for detention?  A real bad-ass would blow it off to see what the Admin does!  Do they suspend him?  Okay, fine with him!  Do they expel him?  Big deal to him, and they lose state/federal funding for 1 student!  Bender can't lose!!
 
2014-03-25 08:59:30 PM  

indy_kid: What always bugged me is this:  If Bender's such a bad-ass, why does he bother showing up for detention?


He knew Molly Ringwald would be there. Why do you think he dressed up for the occasion?
 
2014-03-25 09:04:39 PM  

indy_kid: What always bugged me is this:  If Bender's such a bad-ass, why does he bother showing up for detention?  A real bad-ass would blow it off to see what the Admin does!  Do they suspend him?  Okay, fine with him!  Do they expel him?  Big deal to him, and they lose state/federal funding for 1 student!  Bender can't lose!!


Probably because he didn't feel like getting a beat down from his old man when the school called the parents to tell them he missed detention.
 
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