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(SILive)   There's a creepy clown creeping through Staten Island streets that's freaking out the residents, Internets   (silive.com) divider line 54
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2014-03-24 06:41:01 PM
 
2014-03-24 06:46:57 PM
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2014-03-24 06:57:43 PM
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They're all pedos.
 
2014-03-24 07:14:52 PM
Clowns should not be running around at night. It's just ... unwholesome. Like flying a kite at night.
 
2014-03-24 07:34:29 PM
More and more Staten Island residents heard repeating over and over "Can't sleep, clown will eat me."
 
2014-03-24 08:30:38 PM
Is it just me, or is he actively trying to evoke Pennywise?

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2014-03-24 08:32:07 PM
Has anyone looked down the drain to see if he lurks there?
 
2014-03-24 08:32:23 PM
Let's wait until Spider-Ham, the Bacon Bruiser, puts him down
 
2014-03-24 08:32:56 PM
Pulling this stunt in the UK is one thing but I have a feeling the US version will end with a bullet-riddled clown.
 
2014-03-24 08:37:03 PM
We awl float down heah.
 
2014-03-24 08:38:40 PM

influx: Pulling this stunt in the UK is one thing but I have a feeling the US version will end with a bullet-riddled clown.


If anything could justify a stand your ground defense, this is it.
 
2014-03-24 08:40:06 PM
I am not scared of clowns in general, but I am scared of farking weirdos.
 
2014-03-24 08:40:47 PM
IT
 
2014-03-24 08:41:13 PM
 
2014-03-24 08:47:10 PM
Meh.  Creepy clowns have been so overdone now they've almost come back around to being funny.

/almost
 
2014-03-24 08:47:13 PM
There's your problem

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2014-03-24 08:49:38 PM
I wonder if he knows the Staten Island Fairy
 
2014-03-24 08:52:22 PM
Nope.
 
2014-03-24 08:54:44 PM
In fairness to the clown, he doesn't look particularly creepy for a clown, he just looks like a clown, which is inherently creepy.
 
2014-03-24 08:54:49 PM
Is there a thinny between Derry, ME and NYC?
 
2014-03-24 08:57:07 PM
I don't blame them.  That is a pretty crappy clown.  Only armatures put the big red makeup on the top of the lip.  The point of the makeup is to exaggerate facial expressions, not to hide them behind a big glob of red.  If you make the top of your mouth red, no one can tell what kind of face you are making.  Professional clowns call such makeup jobs, busted assholes, because that is what they look like.  Also, only jackasses wear one piece clown suits.  A good clown will put thought into his outfit, the better to perform tricks and specific gags.  Thank you Penn Jillette for teaching me this in your wonderful little book, "God No".
 
2014-03-24 09:03:00 PM
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/Oblig.
 
2014-03-24 09:06:46 PM
Oh, good. I hope he shows up and scares the shiat out of my ex-BF's kiddies so they have nightmares.
 
2014-03-24 09:11:02 PM
Ronald doing the walk of shame.
 
2014-03-24 09:20:21 PM
The handshake that welcomes you to the Uncanny Valley:

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2014-03-24 09:30:12 PM

RatMotor: influx: Pulling this stunt in the UK is one thing but I have a feeling the US version will end with a bullet-riddled clown.

If anything could justify a stand your ground defense, this is it.


No jury would convict the person who gave the clown a double dose of shotgun to the face.
 
2014-03-24 09:42:38 PM
Whoever is doing this is wrong and will end up bullet-fodder.  You just do not do this type of stunt.
 
2014-03-24 09:47:32 PM
Didn't Limey the Creepy Clown get jumped o some such? I know he was being hunted by vigilantes at one point.
 
2014-03-24 09:57:47 PM
Somebody is going to put the bats to him
 
2014-03-24 10:01:31 PM

fzumrk: Meh.  Creepy clowns have been so overdone now they've almost come back around to being funny.

/almost


HAHAHAHAHA. Oh wait you was being serious, let me laugh even harder.
 
2014-03-24 10:03:49 PM
"The fact that there's some [expletive] dressing as a clown and roaming around Staten Island has me never wanting to leave my house," wrote @SomeStupidbiatchWhoReallyNeedsSomeGoddamnedXanax.
 
2014-03-24 10:06:32 PM
I don't think the 'day' clown is the same as the 'night' clown.

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2014-03-24 10:08:00 PM
Yeah, that's definitely a Pennywise costume, complete with balloons. Someone traumatized by that miniseries as a kid is going to snap and they'll find him in the river with an inhaler jammed into his trachea.
 
2014-03-24 10:13:25 PM

Durendal: Yeah, that's definitely a Pennywise costume, complete with balloons. Someone traumatized by that miniseries as a kid is going to snap and they'll find him in the river with an inhaler jammed into his trachea.


Does this mean there's a gangbang about to happen in Staten Island?
 
2014-03-24 10:13:47 PM

Parthenogenetic: RatMotor: influx: Pulling this stunt in the UK is one thing but I have a feeling the US version will end with a bullet-riddled clown.

If anything could justify a stand your ground defense, this is it.

No jury would convict the person who gave the clown a double dose of shotgun to the face.


"Your Honor, as exhibit A I would like to submit this Fark link with pictures of the so-called "victim" dressed in his creepy-assed clown gear, doing generally weirdo shiat in the middle of the night"
Rap Rap Rap "Case dismissed"
 
2014-03-24 10:40:00 PM

Not me, I moved recently.


But if I were a professional tree trimmer, I might dress up in a clown suit and carry a chainsaw as I advertised my services...

 
2014-03-24 11:22:14 PM
CLOWNS ARE NOT SCARY!!


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2014-03-24 11:32:19 PM
How Grimm!
 
2014-03-24 11:44:35 PM
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2014-03-24 11:46:48 PM
BEEP BEEP RICHIE

IT'S CALLED THE FARKIN EXPRESSWAY, NOT THE FARKIN DRIVE-SLOW-WAY

MOVE
 
2014-03-25 12:14:11 AM
Maybe it will show someone something that is ... round.   And they will become great friends.

/but late in life, he'll get ... sick.
 
2014-03-25 12:52:28 AM
Do we really have that many people who can't handle the sight of a person in floppy shoes and make-up without pissing themselves?  Part of being an adult is learning how to control your fears.  I realize that it's trendy to have a phobia but there's no way that the majority of society has an uncontrollable fear of clowns.  I do believe that we have an abundance of attention-whores though, which I guess would explain the abundance of pants-wetters.
 
2014-03-25 12:52:44 AM
Isn't that the same clown that was freaking out the Brits?
 
2014-03-25 01:05:58 AM
Do they float?'
Float?' The clown's grin widened. 'Oh yes, indeed they do. They float! And there's cotton candy...'
George reached.
The clown seized his arm.
And George saw the clown's face change.
What he saw then was terrible enough to make his worst imaginings of the thing in the cellar look like sweet dreams; what he saw destroyed his sanity in one clawing stroke.
 
2014-03-25 06:43:12 AM
Stay away from creepy clowns.  Fark that...
 
2014-03-25 07:03:57 AM
Let's be honest here: he's far from the only clown roaming the streets of Staten Island.
 
2014-03-25 07:45:17 AM
Let me know when someone has an original idea.
 
2014-03-25 08:13:52 AM

Walker: England did it!


Are you suggesting that clowns migrate?
 
2014-03-25 09:19:19 AM

mr_cardholder: Walker: England did it!

Are you suggesting that clowns migrate?


African or European clowns?
 
2014-03-25 10:39:14 AM
Begun, the clown wars have.
 
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