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(Kansas.com)   It's one thing to get drunk, kick in my door, and punch me in the head. But did you have to steal my shih tzu as well?   (kansas.com ) divider line
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2014-03-24 04:26:20 PM  
You sure it is missing? Check all your pockets?
 
2014-03-24 04:37:26 PM  
You have got to be shih tzuing me
 
2014-03-24 05:58:51 PM  
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Hahaha....yeah
 
2014-03-24 06:02:43 PM  
Now why in hell would he want to steal a shih tzu?  He didn't have enough frustration, sleepless nights and messed-up furniture?

/got two
 
2014-03-24 06:03:01 PM  
Gesundheit.
 
2014-03-24 06:03:16 PM  
I have no pockets.
 
2014-03-24 06:05:57 PM  
This reminds me -- Taco Bell is gonna start serving breakfast on Thursday. Also, I gotta go pick up a pallet of Immodium AD from Costco on Wednesday.
 
2014-03-24 06:10:29 PM  
Never forget, I'd steal your wallet, your velvet Elvis paintings, your valuable plates and pots, your kitty litter box, and your rotary phone. I'm homeless, I have nothing to lose.
 
2014-03-24 06:15:55 PM  
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Look at that dog, look at that beautiful farking perfect dog.

Shih-Tzus are faithful companions, more loyal than any person could ever be, and bring more peace and and solace and joy in a world filled with filth and hatred and evil and hate and misery. I LOVE THEM. LOVE THESE farkING DOGS MORE THAN MY GIRLFRIEND. This guy is a horrible, terrible piece of shiat who doesn't have an ounce of joy, or decency or kindness in him. A piece of shiat so low, so disgusting, it makes me sick. I'm trying to stay calm.
 
2014-03-24 06:17:07 PM  
"He's very high strung."

"Yes, he should be."

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2014-03-24 06:21:47 PM  
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2014-03-24 06:21:49 PM  
"Look at that dog, look at that beautiful farking perfect dog.

Shih-Tzus are faithful companions, more loyal than any person could ever be, and bring more peace and and solace and joy in a world filled with filth and hatred and evil and hate and misery. I LOVE THEM. LOVE THESE farkING DOGS MORE THAN MY GIRLFRIEND. This guy is a horrible, terrible piece of shiat who doesn't have an ounce of joy, or decency or kindness in him. A piece of shiat so low, so disgusting, it makes me sick. I'm trying to stay calm."

This. Times 100.
 
2014-03-24 06:23:48 PM  

Your Neighborhood Pessimist: Look at that dog, look at that beautiful farking perfect dog.

Shih-Tzus are faithful companions, more loyal than any person could ever be, and bring more peace and and solace and joy in a world filled with filth and hatred and evil and hate and misery. I LOVE THEM. LOVE THESE farkING DOGS MORE THAN MY GIRLFRIEND. This guy is a horrible, terrible piece of shiat who doesn't have an ounce of joy, or decency or kindness in him. A piece of shiat so low, so disgusting, it makes me sick. I'm trying to stay calm.


Mine has the exact same coloring, white with gray ears.

I'm thinking i need to get him an ewok get-up for Halloween.
 
2014-03-24 06:26:47 PM  
Yappy genetically damaged little flea bags.

Man, I hate designer dogs. What's the bred in defect for shih tzus? Hip displasia? No room in the skull for the eyes?
 
2014-03-24 06:29:26 PM  
it really tied the room together, man.
 
2014-03-24 06:55:51 PM  
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On the case
 
2014-03-24 07:12:30 PM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: Yappy genetically damaged little flea bags.

Man, I hate designer dogs. What's the bred in defect for shih tzus? Hip displasia? No room in the skull for the eyes?


That you can step on it and accidentally kill it.
 
2014-03-24 07:21:31 PM  

o'really: Your Neighborhood Pessimist: Look at that dog, look at that beautiful farking perfect dog.

Shih-Tzus are faithful companions, more loyal than any person could ever be, and bring more peace and and solace and joy in a world filled with filth and hatred and evil and hate and misery. I LOVE THEM. LOVE THESE farkING DOGS MORE THAN MY GIRLFRIEND. This guy is a horrible, terrible piece of shiat who doesn't have an ounce of joy, or decency or kindness in him. A piece of shiat so low, so disgusting, it makes me sick. I'm trying to stay calm.

Mine has the exact same coloring, white with gray ears.

I'm thinking i need to get him an ewok get-up for Halloween.


I saw one today with one brown eye and one blue eye. It let me pet it even though I am a stranger.
 
2014-03-24 07:49:19 PM  

MBooda: Now why in hell would he want to steal a shih tzu?  He didn't have enough frustration, sleepless nights and messed-up furniture?

/got two


You have, well, not so great, shiatz-zu's.

The ones I've known were great.

Just go berzerk when anybody they like is around, they have to make a fuss.
 
2014-03-24 07:58:04 PM  
Ugly little things and quite possibly the stupidest breed of dog there is.  Stop complaining as that guy did you a favor by taking that dog off your hands.  Throw a ball across a room with a linoleum floor and any regular dog will chase it and crash into the wall on the other side....once....before he figures out the floor is slippery and he should take care.  Not a shiatzu.  That stupid dog will just keep crashing headfirst into that wall over and over and over again until you stop throwing the ball because you feel sorry for it..
 
2014-03-24 08:13:28 PM  
The Code of Hamurabi is very clear about this:

He who steals a dog will be stripped naked and chained to a tree in the town square by the neck for a year an a day.
 
2014-03-24 08:36:16 PM  

Pumpernickel bread: Ugly little things and quite possibly the stupidest breed of dog there is.  Stop complaining as that guy did you a favor by taking that dog off your hands.  Throw a ball across a room with a linoleum floor and any regular dog will chase it and crash into the wall on the other side....once....before he figures out the floor is slippery and he should take care.  Not a shiatzu.  That stupid dog will just keep crashing headfirst into that wall over and over and over again until you stop throwing the ball because you feel sorry for it..


You don't know much about dog breeds, do you?
 
2014-03-24 08:37:31 PM  
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Almost sounds like the plot to a movie.
 
2014-03-24 09:20:03 PM  
You'll thank me later.
 
2014-03-24 09:29:48 PM  

shiate: it really tied the room together, man.


Came here to say this...
 
2014-03-24 11:25:41 PM  
In Arizona you kick in someone's door, that's a valid shootin'.
 
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