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(The Raw Story)   The same Phoenix pastor who once got a lil' visit from the Secret Service after saying he "prayed every day for the death of Obama" is now demanding that women not so much as utter an "Amen" in his Church, because the Bible   (rawstory.com ) divider line
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2014-03-24 06:28:11 PM  
3 votes:

CheetahOlivetti: scottydoesntknow: Holy shiat, his website is derp x 11.

Apparently he also feels that the government should systematically put all homosexuals to death.

Oh, wow:
Because of years and years of looking at and touching scores of women inappropriately, the male gynecologist no doubt has a seared conscience and a perverted mind (I will not go into detail of what goes on in the doctor's office for decency's sake, but any woman who has been there knows what I am referring to.).  His view of women and the marital bed has certainly been warped by his indecent involvement with countless women.


Well, ladies? Looks like the proverbial cat is out of the bag. Someone in our club let this man know what goes on in the doctor's office - you know, the perverted parts. We can all stop pretending we don't like to keep that appointment. It was fun while it lasted but it is time to confess - we've been regularly scheduling visits that sear the conscience of medically-trained men in order to get our ya-yas out.
2014-03-24 06:23:58 PM  
3 votes:
He's just trying to get his congregation small enough, that they don't get charged the automatic 18% gratuity when they go out to eat for Sunday lunch.
2014-03-24 06:18:58 PM  
3 votes:
"[l]et the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

The response to this will be epic.

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2014-03-25 12:20:34 AM  
2 votes:

JammerJim: jst3p: JammerJim: /yes we do pick and choose, because d-bags have been messing with the text for a long time.

So the Bible is the Word of God, scribed by man but inspired by God.

Except the parts that are inconvenient or you don't like. Those were "messed with".

You know how I know you don't know about historical-critical and textual analysis as applied to the Bible?


I don't know much about historical-critical and textual analysis as applied to Mother Goose either.
2014-03-24 06:21:52 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-03-24 06:09:46 PM  
2 votes:
Sounds like a buncha uppity broads on their rag in this thread. You harlots keep yer opinions to the period tent.
2014-03-24 05:21:18 PM  
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: And yet people still follow him

/you can't fix stupid


If it helps, I'm pretty sure their "church" has about 20 members and they meet at what used to be a 5 Guys location (going by the shape of the sign).

lh3.googleusercontent.com

3/4s of their pictures don't even have people sitting in chairs. Everyone's sitting on the floor.
2014-03-24 11:03:43 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-24 10:26:26 PM  
1 vote:

atomic-age: flondrix: CheetahOlivetti: Oh, wow:
Because of years and years of looking at and touching scores of women inappropriately, the male gynecologist no doubt has a seared conscience and a perverted mind (I will not go into detail of what goes on in the doctor's office for decency's sake, but any woman who has been there knows what I am referring to.).  His view of women and the marital bed has certainly been warped by his indecent involvement with countless women.

He doesn't out-and-out say whether he approves of women becoming gynecologists, either.  Since that would involve them attending universities and working outside of the home, I'm going to guess "no".

Frankly, women's nether parts should never be shown in the light of day, to male or female. If a woman gets cervical cancer, it's just God's will.


i58.tinypic.com
2014-03-24 07:54:35 PM  
1 vote:
A pastor who actually preaches consistent belief in the bible? Outrageous! Everyone knows a 21st century pastor is supposed to preach only on the parts of the bible people agree with.
2014-03-24 07:37:35 PM  
1 vote:

NightOwl2255: [i939.photobucket.com image 850x531]


If you didn't live here in America
You'd probably live
Somewhere else
2014-03-24 07:24:27 PM  
1 vote:
Want to know what's ironic? Women in Iran have more nerve to fight back against oppressive religious asswipes than the women in the USA do!


http://www.fark.com/comments/7337156/Iranian-cleric-chastises-woman- fo r-being-badly-covered-ends-up-being-thoroughly-covered-in-Whupass
2014-03-24 07:19:54 PM  
1 vote:

Dumski: New Age Redneck: Douchebag tag? Someone with the PS skills, please.

Okay.
[img.fark.net image 480x360]


He looks like someone who needs to get a powerful nad-kick from a woman.
2014-03-24 07:18:12 PM  
1 vote:

scottydoesntknow: Holy shiat, his website is derp x 11.

Apparently he also feels that the government should systematically put all homosexuals to death.


Tss, nice inflammatory interpretation, scotty. I'm sure he didn't actually say that.

*click*

Author's Note: I have never called for people to rise up and kill homosexuals. I believe that the GOVERNMENT should put them to death as the Bible lays out in Leviticus 20:13. We as Christians should NOT accept homosexuals. Am I going to harm homosexuals? NO. Should they be put to death by the legitimate authorities (i.e. our government). YES

Holy shiat, he did say exactly that. WTF.
2014-03-24 06:39:09 PM  
1 vote:
With this level of pure derp, I am forced to conclude that he's compensating for something.  How much you want to bet that some young lady laughed at the "Li'l Preacher" back in high school?
2014-03-24 06:38:51 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-03-24 06:32:29 PM  
1 vote:

Some 'Splainin' To Do: I'm convinced that most people find exactly the god that they want to worship. This man was looking for one that was as small and evil-minded has he is and, surprise!, that's exactly the sort of god he found.


You are 100% correct.
2014-03-24 06:29:22 PM  
1 vote:
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Apparently this is what Arizona DPS and US Border Patrol thinks of him
2014-03-24 06:25:18 PM  
1 vote:

ZeroPly: Some 'Splainin' To Do: I'm convinced that most people find exactly the god that they want to worship. This man was looking for one that was as small and evil-minded has he is and, surprise!, that's exactly the sort of god he found.

Well, he is quoting directly out of the Bible, and there doesn't seem to be any controversy that the Bible actually says all that. Shouldn't the burden be on the other Christians to justify why they don't follow that part of the Bible?


Although he is a despicable person, this guy gets a grudging respect from me.  He's an asshole.  He's archaic, misogynistic, self-righteous, and is not afraid to say exactly the crap that infects his sorry little rattletrap of a brain.  But he is HONEST.  He doesn't try to hide his true nature in a series of carefully worded statements like other "Christians" of his ilk.  He believes his shiat and challenges his audience to accept or reject it.
2014-03-24 06:22:55 PM  
1 vote:

worlddan: Because Bible? How about because fact. A woman cannot say "amen" because she is not in fact male, she is female.


So she should say "awomen"?

scottydoesntknow: Holy shiat, his website is derp x 11.

Apparently he also feels that the government should systematically put all homosexuals to death.


I know it's sorta wrong to see these things as hilarious but that clarifying disclaimer at the bottom is brilliant.

"Author's Note: I have never called for people to rise up and kill homosexuals. I believe that the GOVERNMENT should put them to death... "

Oh, well... that's perfectly alright then.
2014-03-24 06:21:53 PM  
1 vote:
How long before this guy goes full Leviticus and starts throwing stones at women who come in while menstruating?
2014-03-24 06:21:37 PM  
1 vote:
Some 'Splainin' To Do: I'm convinced that most people find exactly the god that they want to worship. This man was looking for one that was as small and evil-minded has he is and, surprise!, that's exactly the sort of god he found.

"Gods by the bushel!  Gods by the Pound!  Gods for all occasions!"
--Ambassador Londo Mollari, Centauri Republic

/"But in Purple, I'm *Stunning*!" (*thud*)
2014-03-24 06:20:58 PM  
1 vote:

worlddan: Because Bible? How about because fact. A woman cannot say "amen" because she is not in fact male, she is female.


"awomen" then?
2014-03-24 06:19:26 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-03-24 06:14:25 PM  
1 vote:
Because Bible? How about because fact. A woman cannot say "amen" because she is not in fact male, she is female.
2014-03-24 06:13:56 PM  
1 vote:

JoieD'Zen: I cannot believe these clowns get sheep to herd. WTF is wrong with people?


They're stupid.
2014-03-24 06:12:54 PM  
1 vote:

scottydoesntknow: MaudlinMutantMollusk: And yet people still follow him

/you can't fix stupid

If it helps, I'm pretty sure their "church" has about 20 members and they meet at what used to be a 5 Guys location (going by the shape of the sign).

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 643x482]

3/4s of their pictures don't even have people sitting in chairs. Everyone's sitting on the floor.


Let me axe you a question, do you think they meant to put the traditional X-mas tree up front?
2014-03-24 06:08:34 PM  
1 vote:
sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk
2014-03-24 05:46:56 PM  
1 vote:
I'm convinced that most people find exactly the god that they want to worship. This man was looking for one that was as small and evil-minded has he is and, surprise!, that's exactly the sort of god he found.
2014-03-24 05:17:37 PM  
1 vote:
2014-03-24 04:24:04 PM  
1 vote:
This is what happens when you pay attention to silly people.
2014-03-24 04:10:40 PM  
1 vote:
He sounds like a delightful human being in the mold of Fred Phelps
 
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