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(The Raw Story)   The same Phoenix pastor who once got a lil' visit from the Secret Service after saying he "prayed every day for the death of Obama" is now demanding that women not so much as utter an "Amen" in his Church, because the Bible   (rawstory.com) divider line 210
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2014-03-24 06:34:05 PM  
To paraphrase the Jesuits, give me a boy when he's seven years old and his mind will be warped for life.

I'm like MAD magazine, only funny.

And CHEAP, of course.

Because I'm giving it away for free.
 
2014-03-24 06:34:06 PM  
Just more hate blanketed by religion because religion is always good...right?
 
2014-03-24 06:34:08 PM  

Slaxl: Grimlock2099: worlddan: Because Bible? How about because fact. A woman cannot say "amen" because she is not in fact male, she is female.

"awomen" then?

Damnit, I shoulda refreshed.


It's okay, "great minds" and all that.... :)
 
2014-03-24 06:34:23 PM  

CheetahOlivetti: Oh, wow:
Because of years and years of looking at and touching scores of women inappropriately, the male gynecologist no doubt has a seared conscience and a perverted mind (I will not go into detail of what goes on in the doctor's office for decency's sake, but any woman who has been there knows what I am referring to.).  His view of women and the marital bed has certainly been warped by his indecent involvement with countless women.


He doesn't out-and-out say whether he approves of women becoming gynecologists, either.  Since that would involve them attending universities and working outside of the home, I'm going to guess "no".
 
2014-03-24 06:35:47 PM  
Hahahahahahaha, if you could reason with leftist liberals and extreme right wingers, you'd put the barrel in your mouth and pull the trigger.
 
2014-03-24 06:38:51 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-24 06:39:09 PM  
With this level of pure derp, I am forced to conclude that he's compensating for something.  How much you want to bet that some young lady laughed at the "Li'l Preacher" back in high school?
 
2014-03-24 06:39:19 PM  
Did we learn nothing from Fred Phelps?

If this douchnozzle keeps getting attention he's only going to get worse. Don't feed the trolls is even better advice in real life than on the internet.
 
2014-03-24 06:39:40 PM  
Since he wasn't arrested by the Secret Service I'm sure his conversation was along the lines of "No I don't want Obama dead. It's my schtick. Crazy angry old testament preacher you know? I just spout off crap, they give me money, I watch porn all night. Beats the hell out of real work."
 
2014-03-24 06:41:08 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Dumski: [img.fark.net image 313x233][img.fark.net image 350x278]
Apparently this is what Arizona DPS and US Border Patrol thinks of him

HA HAH, really?  He's cuffed in those photos too?


Yup. Heres the LINK to the news article.
 
2014-03-24 06:42:08 PM  
Ah Arizona, America's Septic Tank
 
2014-03-24 06:42:40 PM  
1 Corinthians 14:34

Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but  they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
 
2014-03-24 06:42:48 PM  
Just waiting for the first fundie to start saying that walking on two legs or using fire is forbidden because Bible. It will happen sooner or later.
 
2014-03-24 06:43:30 PM  
If there was a room full of fundy Christian whackjobs, would you want to here what they had to say?
Perhaps he was getting around to saying the same thing to the menfolk.

I realize that giving any fundy the benefit of the doubt is pointless, but it is possible.
 
2014-03-24 06:44:50 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Holy shiat, his website is derp x 11.

Apparently he also feels that the government should systematically put all homosexuals to death.


Yeah. Like that's ever going to happen.

Fundies are as stupid as they are evil. The average population may put up with a lot of crap including NSA hijinks, but if they tried to "Handmaid's Tale" the USA? Oh man the streets would run with blood and torn pages from bibles.
 
2014-03-24 06:45:38 PM  
Matthew 6:5-6:6

And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.

But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
 
2014-03-24 06:46:20 PM  

Dumski: [img.fark.net image 850x478]


Reading his website and how he protests too much, he certainly does appears to be a secret fisher of men.
 
2014-03-24 06:47:37 PM  

cmb53208: Ah Arizona, America's Septic Tank


Don't judge the whole state by some shiathead who preaches in a strip mall.
 
2014-03-24 06:49:22 PM  

Dumski: Satanic_Hamster: Dumski: [img.fark.net image 313x233][img.fark.net image 350x278]
Apparently this is what Arizona DPS and US Border Patrol thinks of him

HA HAH, really?  He's cuffed in those photos too?

Yup. Heres the LINK to the news article.


Well shiat, just because he's a doucebag doesn't mean he deserved that.
 
2014-03-24 06:50:04 PM  
I hope he doesn't get sick and need healthcare
 
2014-03-24 06:52:35 PM  

New Age Redneck: Douchebag tag? Someone with the PS skills, please.


Okay.
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-24 06:53:08 PM  
SO very much derp all over the linked articles...I need a bath...
 
2014-03-24 06:54:00 PM  

El Dudereno: So the women who go to this church must be suffering from Stockholm syndrome.


I just fine fine with not saying amen in response to him. Dickhead is what comes to mind anyway.
 
2014-03-24 06:54:51 PM  

Farker Soze: Dumski: Satanic_Hamster: Dumski: [img.fark.net image 313x233][img.fark.net image 350x278]
Apparently this is what Arizona DPS and US Border Patrol thinks of him

HA HAH, really?  He's cuffed in those photos too?

Yup. Heres the LINK to the news article.

Well shiat, just because he's a doucebag doesn't mean he deserved that.


Actually, yes, yes it does.

:0
 
2014-03-24 06:55:57 PM  
Dumski

dbag.jpeg

I thank you sir!

*tips hat*
 
2014-03-24 06:56:34 PM  
The difference between what Jesus said and the "mm BLERP n BLERP n BERLP n DERP n BLERP, 'cause Jeeyuhsiss!" wankers is where people lose the whole plot.
 
2014-03-24 06:57:17 PM  
I got some Leviticus for you douchebag.

Leviticus 19:27 - Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.

You are going to hell, ya poopstain.
 
2014-03-24 06:58:34 PM  

Dumski: Satanic_Hamster: Dumski: [img.fark.net image 313x233][img.fark.net image 350x278]
Apparently this is what Arizona DPS and US Border Patrol thinks of him

HA HAH, really?  He's cuffed in those photos too?

Yup. Heres the LINK to the news article.


Cop going nuts on assholio preacher. I'm not seeing a downside here.
 
2014-03-24 06:59:27 PM  

Close2TheEdge: Although he is a despicable person, this guy gets a grudging respect from me.  He's an asshole.  He's archaic, misogynistic, self-righteous, and is not afraid to say exactly the crap that infects his sorry little rattletrap of a brain.  But he is HONEST.


It may not be your intention, but this is sounding a lot like the "FREEDOM OF SPEECH!" Derp Dynasty BS from a couple of months ago.
 
2014-03-24 06:59:49 PM  

Dumski: Yup. Heres the LINK to the news article.


The video of him being tased needs a laugh track.
 
2014-03-24 07:00:24 PM  

New Age Redneck: Dumski

dbag.jpeg

I thank you sir!

*tips hat*


You are most welcome. Theres some good fodder of this idiot out there.
 
2014-03-24 07:00:36 PM  

flondrix: CheetahOlivetti: Oh, wow:
Because of years and years of looking at and touching scores of women inappropriately, the male gynecologist no doubt has a seared conscience and a perverted mind (I will not go into detail of what goes on in the doctor's office for decency's sake, but any woman who has been there knows what I am referring to.).  His view of women and the marital bed has certainly been warped by his indecent involvement with countless women.

He doesn't out-and-out say whether he approves of women becoming gynecologists, either.  Since that would involve them attending universities and working outside of the home, I'm going to guess "no".


Frankly, women's nether parts should never be shown in the light of day, to male or female. If a woman gets cervical cancer, it's just God's will.
 
2014-03-24 07:02:36 PM  
He's not wrong.  The bible is pretty explicit in its hatred for women through both testaments.  Jesus wasn't a douche about it(but ask him about slavery), but that didn't stop the rest of early Christianity firmly placing women as second class citizens.
 
2014-03-24 07:03:22 PM  

LazyMedia: Sure will be nice when they finish draining the aquifers in the Southwest and Phoenix goes back to uninhabited desert.


As someone who lives in the Pacific Northwest, I'm not looking forward to derping 'fundie hordes moving to this part of the country...

/ this would be a legitimate reason to secede from the US, IMHO
 
2014-03-24 07:03:37 PM  

Dumski: Satanic_Hamster: Dumski: [img.fark.net image 313x233][img.fark.net image 350x278]
Apparently this is what Arizona DPS and US Border Patrol thinks of him

HA HAH, really?  He's cuffed in those photos too?

Yup. Heres the LINK to the news article.


Oh, priceless.

They should have beaten his ass twice.
 
2014-03-24 07:03:42 PM  

PapaChester: I got some Leviticus for you douchebag.

Leviticus 19:27 - Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.

You are going to hell, ya poopstain.


I don't know what that even means.

Does it say anything about trimming thine hedges?
 
2014-03-24 07:04:16 PM  

Trocadero:


Sure - just don't look at the contents to closely. Who knew there where so many agents that caused testitular atrophy?
 
2014-03-24 07:04:38 PM  
I don't see the problem.  The Bible clearly states in many instances, without equivocation, that women should be silent in church and should be subservient to men at all times.
 
2014-03-24 07:06:30 PM  

timujin: Hey, he's right, the Bible does say that.  So, ladies, if you want to follow this archaic fairy tale as your life's rulebook, shut your farking mouths and learn from your husbands.

Of course, if you're a sensible, intelligent person, then maybe, just maybe, you should think about what this religion you follow says and realize that it's outdated and unnecessary for living a good life.


Good quote to use the next time any woman tries to get all churchy with me.
 
2014-03-24 07:06:46 PM  

ElLoco: PapaChester: I got some Leviticus for you douchebag.

Leviticus 19:27 - Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.

You are going to hell, ya poopstain.

I don't know what that even means.

Does it say anything about trimming thine hedges?


Leviticus 28:1 says, Lo, trim thine hedges, front and back, for truly then shall thy recieve the blessings of the Lord.
 
2014-03-24 07:07:10 PM  

Dumski: Satanic_Hamster: Dumski: [img.fark.net image 313x233][img.fark.net image 350x278]
Apparently this is what Arizona DPS and US Border Patrol thinks of him

HA HAH, really?  He's cuffed in those photos too?

Yup. Heres the LINK to the news article.


That's the poorest excuse for journalism I've seen in some time. Also, the tender piano music that accompanies the border patrol video is a nice touch.
 
2014-03-24 07:07:18 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: The founder of the International Church of the Foursquare Gospel would disagree with him. That is, if she was still alive.


Get behind me, Satan. :p
 
2014-03-24 07:07:23 PM  

ElLoco: PapaChester: I got some Leviticus for you douchebag.

Leviticus 19:27 - Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.

You are going to hell, ya poopstain.

I don't know what that even means.

Does it say anything about trimming thine hedges?


Nobody does. That's why you get some people with just the curly sideburns and some people who don't risk it and keep the whole thing.
 
2014-03-24 07:07:26 PM  

CheetahOlivetti: scottydoesntknow:
Oh, wow:
Because of years and years of looking at and touching scores of women inappropriately, the male gynecologist no doubt has a seared conscience and a perverted mind (I will not go into detail of what goes on in the doctor's office for decency's sake, but any woman who has been there knows what I am referring to.).  His view of women and the marital bed has certainly been warped by his indecent involvement with countless women.


Second wow: My father was an OB/GYN for 40 years. I guess he had a great old time!
 
2014-03-24 07:08:06 PM  

Slaxl: worlddan: Because Bible? How about because fact. A woman cannot say "amen" because she is not in fact male, she is female.So she should say "awomen"?


That's "awomyn," you phallocentric, heteronormative, rape-culture promoting male-creature!
genderben.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-24 07:08:46 PM  
SS investigate the thousands of people who marched around with kill Bush signs?
 
2014-03-24 07:09:02 PM  

atomic-age:  the tender piano music that accompanies the border patrol video is a nice touch.


Two gringos, one cop?
 
2014-03-24 07:09:13 PM  

atomic-age: flondrix: CheetahOlivetti: Oh, wow:
Because of years and years of looking at and touching scores of women inappropriately, the male gynecologist no doubt has a seared conscience and a perverted mind (I will not go into detail of what goes on in the doctor's office for decency's sake, but any woman who has been there knows what I am referring to.).  His view of women and the marital bed has certainly been warped by his indecent involvement with countless women.

He doesn't out-and-out say whether he approves of women becoming gynecologists, either.  Since that would involve them attending universities and working outside of the home, I'm going to guess "no".

Frankly, women's nether parts should never be shown in the light of day, to male or female. If a woman gets cervical cancer, it's just God's will.


Obviously.  If you are good and chaste, God blesses you with a rape-baby.  If you are a whore, you get cancer of the hoo-hah.

Was that too complicated for your little lady-brain?
 
2014-03-24 07:09:46 PM  

pippi longstocking: Just more hate blanketed by religion because religion is always good...right?


Unless it's a painfully obvious troll I have never seen someone say that all religion is good on here, but boy are there plenty who say that all religion is bad. I assume that ill-fitting fedoras cause one to lash out.
 
2014-03-24 07:10:03 PM  
damn, being lost on that island made him quite the sexist douche....

someone should remind him that he is dead
 
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