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(The Raw Story)   The same Phoenix pastor who once got a lil' visit from the Secret Service after saying he "prayed every day for the death of Obama" is now demanding that women not so much as utter an "Amen" in his Church, because the Bible   (rawstory.com) divider line 210
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2014-03-24 04:10:40 PM  
He sounds like a delightful human being in the mold of Fred Phelps
 
2014-03-24 04:15:54 PM  
Yeesh.
 
2014-03-24 04:22:05 PM  
The founder of the International Church of the Foursquare Gospel would disagree with him. That is, if she was still alive.
 
2014-03-24 04:24:04 PM  
This is what happens when you pay attention to silly people.
 
2014-03-24 04:24:41 PM  
I cannot believe these clowns get sheep to herd. WTF is wrong with people?
 
2014-03-24 04:43:59 PM  
Holy shiat, his website is derp x 11.

Apparently he also feels that the government should systematically put all homosexuals to death.
 
2014-03-24 04:58:19 PM  
And yet people still follow him

/you can't fix stupid
 
2014-03-24 04:59:05 PM  
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man

Why don't we ask Palin and Bachmann about that one?
 
2014-03-24 05:17:37 PM  
 
2014-03-24 05:21:18 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: And yet people still follow him

/you can't fix stupid


If it helps, I'm pretty sure their "church" has about 20 members and they meet at what used to be a 5 Guys location (going by the shape of the sign).

lh3.googleusercontent.com

3/4s of their pictures don't even have people sitting in chairs. Everyone's sitting on the floor.
 
2014-03-24 05:26:24 PM  
the Faithful Word Baptist Church

That is funny.
 
2014-03-24 05:46:56 PM  
I'm convinced that most people find exactly the god that they want to worship. This man was looking for one that was as small and evil-minded has he is and, surprise!, that's exactly the sort of god he found.
 
2014-03-24 05:47:42 PM  
Hey, he's right, the Bible does say that.  So, ladies, if you want to follow this archaic fairy tale as your life's rulebook, shut your farking mouths and learn from your husbands.

Of course, if you're a sensible, intelligent person, then maybe, just maybe, you should think about what this religion you follow says and realize that it's outdated and unnecessary for living a good life.
 
2014-03-24 06:08:04 PM  
Hopefully his number comes up shortly in the religious dead pool.
 
2014-03-24 06:08:34 PM  
sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk
 
2014-03-24 06:09:16 PM  
"But when it's learning time," Pastor Anderson said, hammering his lecturn, "it's silence time.

/shhhh
 
2014-03-24 06:09:46 PM  
Sounds like a buncha uppity broads on their rag in this thread. You harlots keep yer opinions to the period tent.
 
2014-03-24 06:10:06 PM  
I need that on a t-shirt.
 
2014-03-24 06:10:49 PM  
So the women who go to this church must be suffering from Stockholm syndrome.
 
2014-03-24 06:12:54 PM  

scottydoesntknow: MaudlinMutantMollusk: And yet people still follow him

/you can't fix stupid

If it helps, I'm pretty sure their "church" has about 20 members and they meet at what used to be a 5 Guys location (going by the shape of the sign).

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 643x482]

3/4s of their pictures don't even have people sitting in chairs. Everyone's sitting on the floor.


Let me axe you a question, do you think they meant to put the traditional X-mas tree up front?
 
2014-03-24 06:13:56 PM  

JoieD'Zen: I cannot believe these clowns get sheep to herd. WTF is wrong with people?


They're stupid.
 
2014-03-24 06:14:25 PM  
Because Bible? How about because fact. A woman cannot say "amen" because she is not in fact male, she is female.
 
2014-03-24 06:16:05 PM  
Phoenix: The Birthplace of Scientology.

/no tag yet?
 
2014-03-24 06:16:13 PM  
What's the problem? I pray for for the death of everyone.
/oh, can I have your Lexus???????????
 
2014-03-24 06:17:07 PM  
Some woman needs to go up during his spouting this BS and kick his ass. "Hey, Rev Jim Jones II! I have a message from Jesus for you!"
 
2014-03-24 06:18:42 PM  
I will bet any sum that this entire church is deeply concerned about Sharia Law.
 
2014-03-24 06:18:58 PM  
"[l]et the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

The response to this will be epic.

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2014-03-24 06:19:26 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-24 06:20:58 PM  

worlddan: Because Bible? How about because fact. A woman cannot say "amen" because she is not in fact male, she is female.


"awomen" then?
 
2014-03-24 06:20:59 PM  

Some 'Splainin' To Do: I'm convinced that most people find exactly the god that they want to worship. This man was looking for one that was as small and evil-minded has he is and, surprise!, that's exactly the sort of god he found.


Well, he is quoting directly out of the Bible, and there doesn't seem to be any controversy that the Bible actually says all that. Shouldn't the burden be on the other Christians to justify why they don't follow that part of the Bible?
 
2014-03-24 06:21:30 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-24 06:21:37 PM  
Some 'Splainin' To Do: I'm convinced that most people find exactly the god that they want to worship. This man was looking for one that was as small and evil-minded has he is and, surprise!, that's exactly the sort of god he found.

"Gods by the bushel!  Gods by the Pound!  Gods for all occasions!"
--Ambassador Londo Mollari, Centauri Republic

/"But in Purple, I'm *Stunning*!" (*thud*)
 
2014-03-24 06:21:44 PM  
Sure will be nice when they finish draining the aquifers in the Southwest and Phoenix goes back to uninhabited desert.
 
2014-03-24 06:21:50 PM  
I wish we could just ship off all these wackos to the middle east. Tell em its a new crusade or something.
 
2014-03-24 06:21:52 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-24 06:21:53 PM  
How long before this guy goes full Leviticus and starts throwing stones at women who come in while menstruating?
 
2014-03-24 06:22:09 PM  
Douchebag tag? Someone with the PS skills, please.
 
2014-03-24 06:22:55 PM  

worlddan: Because Bible? How about because fact. A woman cannot say "amen" because she is not in fact male, she is female.


So she should say "awomen"?

scottydoesntknow: Holy shiat, his website is derp x 11.

Apparently he also feels that the government should systematically put all homosexuals to death.


I know it's sorta wrong to see these things as hilarious but that clarifying disclaimer at the bottom is brilliant.

"Author's Note: I have never called for people to rise up and kill homosexuals. I believe that the GOVERNMENT should put them to death... "

Oh, well... that's perfectly alright then.
 
2014-03-24 06:23:58 PM  
He's just trying to get his congregation small enough, that they don't get charged the automatic 18% gratuity when they go out to eat for Sunday lunch.
 
2014-03-24 06:24:08 PM  
Ah yes, "Cherry picking the bible" to suit your needs. A time honored tradition in religion.
 
2014-03-24 06:25:18 PM  

ZeroPly: Some 'Splainin' To Do: I'm convinced that most people find exactly the god that they want to worship. This man was looking for one that was as small and evil-minded has he is and, surprise!, that's exactly the sort of god he found.

Well, he is quoting directly out of the Bible, and there doesn't seem to be any controversy that the Bible actually says all that. Shouldn't the burden be on the other Christians to justify why they don't follow that part of the Bible?


Although he is a despicable person, this guy gets a grudging respect from me.  He's an asshole.  He's archaic, misogynistic, self-righteous, and is not afraid to say exactly the crap that infects his sorry little rattletrap of a brain.  But he is HONEST.  He doesn't try to hide his true nature in a series of carefully worded statements like other "Christians" of his ilk.  He believes his shiat and challenges his audience to accept or reject it.
 
2014-03-24 06:25:21 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: And yet people still follow him

/you can't fix stupid




There's a reason why they call the people who attend their church a flock; sheep aren't known for freedom of thought.
 
2014-03-24 06:26:51 PM  

Grimlock2099: worlddan: Because Bible? How about because fact. A woman cannot say "amen" because she is not in fact male, she is female.

"awomen" then?


Damnit, I shoulda refreshed.
 
2014-03-24 06:28:11 PM  

CheetahOlivetti: scottydoesntknow: Holy shiat, his website is derp x 11.

Apparently he also feels that the government should systematically put all homosexuals to death.

Oh, wow:
Because of years and years of looking at and touching scores of women inappropriately, the male gynecologist no doubt has a seared conscience and a perverted mind (I will not go into detail of what goes on in the doctor's office for decency's sake, but any woman who has been there knows what I am referring to.).  His view of women and the marital bed has certainly been warped by his indecent involvement with countless women.


Well, ladies? Looks like the proverbial cat is out of the bag. Someone in our club let this man know what goes on in the doctor's office - you know, the perverted parts. We can all stop pretending we don't like to keep that appointment. It was fun while it lasted but it is time to confess - we've been regularly scheduling visits that sear the conscience of medically-trained men in order to get our ya-yas out.
 
2014-03-24 06:28:56 PM  

JoieD'Zen: I cannot believe these clowns get sheep to herd. WTF is wrong with people?


I can't believe that most of his congregation didn't just walk out.  What a jackass.
 
2014-03-24 06:29:22 PM  
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Apparently this is what Arizona DPS and US Border Patrol thinks of him
 
2014-03-24 06:31:50 PM  
Hey, guys! You looking for some love and Christian Fellowship? Come on over here with us!

We don't don't go to that guy's Church. He's big dick. He thinks women are second class Christians.



DON'T BE THAT GUY.

TREAT WOMEN WITH RESPECT.

OR THE BLESSED VIRGIN WILL COME OVER THERE

AND KICK YUR PROTTY ASS!

A Message

Brought to you by the Roman Catholic Church.

The Real Church for Real men.

2 Fur one on Baptisms this week only!

 
2014-03-24 06:32:27 PM  
Helen Reddy comes out of retirement.
 
2014-03-24 06:32:28 PM  

Dumski: [img.fark.net image 313x233][img.fark.net image 350x278]
Apparently this is what Arizona DPS and US Border Patrol thinks of him


HA HAH, really?  He's cuffed in those photos too?
 
2014-03-24 06:32:29 PM  

Some 'Splainin' To Do: I'm convinced that most people find exactly the god that they want to worship. This man was looking for one that was as small and evil-minded has he is and, surprise!, that's exactly the sort of god he found.


You are 100% correct.
 
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