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(The Smoking Gun)   There's drunk, and then there's "he did have pants on, but they were on his arms" drunk   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 25
    More: Asinine, Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department, motorists  
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2014-03-24 02:44:39 PM  
Well it's understandable. His jacket is denim and so were his pants.
 
2014-03-24 03:09:43 PM  
Let ye who has not confused pants for shirts cast the first stone.
 
2014-03-24 03:12:02 PM  
I have heard of some good drunk stories from around my neck of the woods, but this one takes the cake. The best thing I can come up with is a girl puking on the bar.
 
2014-03-24 03:44:25 PM  
I should really get a BAC test for my two-year-old then. Pants on arms is pretty typical for his shenanigans.
 
2014-03-24 03:44:57 PM  
Sounds like this guy.
 
2014-03-24 03:46:09 PM  
Are we sure they were his pants?
 
2014-03-24 03:48:00 PM  
I once went camping with someone who ended up wearing sweaterpants.
 
2014-03-24 03:50:37 PM  
Sounds like it was a real accomplishment for him to get his vehicle to be blocking traffic prior to passing out.

Considering the problems he had with his pants, I can just imagine how finding the keys went.
 
2014-03-24 03:56:34 PM  
Well, someone that drunk shouldn't bare arms.
 
2014-03-24 03:56:42 PM  
Hmmm..  I call this, "Tuesday Mornings".
 
2014-03-24 03:58:35 PM  
I have it in good authority that many of you wear your pants on your head. So this is ameture hour.
 
2014-03-24 04:03:32 PM  
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Is this how he looked but with his eyes shut?
 
2014-03-24 04:06:10 PM  
Old and Busted: pants on head retarded.
New Hotness: pants on arms drunk.
 
2014-03-24 04:13:35 PM  

a particular individual: Are we sure they were his pants?


Screw that. We don't even know if those were his arms.
 
2014-03-24 04:14:18 PM  
thanks for the laugh I needed that!
 
2014-03-24 04:17:32 PM  
How did this guy not get charged with DUI?
 
2014-03-24 04:24:29 PM  
And then there's coming home so drunk, without pants, that you break down the door into your neighbor's apartment because you thought your wife changed the locks on you again, but were really just at the wrong door, going in and using the toilet (I really had to pee) and coming out to see three Police Officers in front of me... I mean you.
 
2014-03-24 04:54:08 PM  

buckler: a particular individual: Are we sure they were his pants?

Screw that. We don't even know if those were his arms.


So whose legs were they???
 
2014-03-24 05:26:06 PM  

Walker: Well it's understandable. His jacket is denim and so were his pants.


How often does it happen to Jay Leno?
 
2014-03-24 05:53:52 PM  
Sounds to me like his girlfriend's husband came home too soon.
 
2014-03-24 05:57:02 PM  
Cops: Drunk Motorist Was Wearing Pants As Shirt When Found Passed At Wheel


Go home, Smoking Gun, you're drunk.
 
2014-03-24 06:22:19 PM  
Pfft, I call that Tuesday.
 
2014-03-24 07:16:42 PM  

vodka: How did this guy not get charged with DUI?


Seriously tho! I thought I was the only one that noticed this
 
2014-03-24 08:02:40 PM  

Phonesecs: vodka: How did this guy not get charged with DUI?

Seriously tho! I thought I was the only one that noticed this


Nope, that was my question. Lucky dude.
 
2014-03-24 08:29:37 PM  

Thingster: Phonesecs: vodka: How did this guy not get charged with DUI?

Seriously tho! I thought I was the only one that noticed this

Nope, that was my question. Lucky dude.


It's the popped collar, "Hey, we can't arrest this guy, he's clearly one of the cool kids."
 
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