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(io9)   A French mathematician has found a great way of not surrendering to classroom chatter. SPOILER ALERT: It involves spoilers   (io9.com) divider line 12
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2014-03-24 01:56:05 PM  
4 votes:

Satan's Bunny Slippers: scottydoesntknow: [cdn.nerdapproved.com image 600x1274]

da hell?


That's quite ....... unsettling.  I'm hoping there's missing context?


Since when does GRRM need.context to kill characters people have grown to know and love?
2014-03-24 04:14:57 PM  
2 votes:

Millennium: And, worst of all, the books are never finished.


1st rule of fantasy series -- wait until the series is complete before starting it.
2nd rule of fantasy series -- fantasy series obey Zeno's 2nd Paradox

\also known as the Robert Jordan Rules.
\\Mainly because unlike sci-fi authors, fantasy authors don't understand calculus
2014-03-24 03:30:50 PM  
2 votes:
art.penny-arcade.com
2014-03-24 02:00:34 PM  
2 votes:

cgraves67: How can he even keep all those characters straight?


#Television-Watcher-Problems
2014-03-24 01:50:28 PM  
2 votes:
Heard of it.  Don't know what it is.  I'll continue to blabber in class just so everyone else gets spoiled.  For the lulz.
2014-03-24 03:04:54 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-24 02:23:48 PM  
1 votes:

MooseBayou: SPOILER ALERT!!!

At the end of the book, Sam I Am eats the green eggs and ham.

Damn.



That's a negative, Ghost Rider.  Sam-I-Am is the one serving up the green eggs and ham.

/TMYK
2014-03-24 02:15:21 PM  
1 votes:
Then Snape kills Dumbledore.
2014-03-24 02:15:10 PM  
1 votes:

Torchsong: If this were an American classroom, the parents of the children would sue the crap out of this teacher. And the courts would uphold it, putting him out of work. Countersuits would then be brought forth against the parents for subjecting their children/minors to a show filled with rape, murder, rape and incest. That, too, would hold up. The parents would then be forced to sue HBO, who would in turn sue G.R.R. Martin, who would then commit suicide because of the media backlash. The civil suits alone for homicidal culpability against the families will bankrupt the entire school district.

/As the families are one by one sent to live in the street, the Rains of Castamere will play in the background.


And, worst of all, the books are never finished.
2014-03-24 02:00:23 PM  
1 votes:

Jument: Done in one. If you assume that everyone ends up dead/maimed/raped you won't be too far wrong.


valar morghulis
2014-03-24 01:59:56 PM  
1 votes:
If this were an American classroom, the parents of the children would sue the crap out of this teacher. And the courts would uphold it, putting him out of work. Countersuits would then be brought forth against the parents for subjecting their children/minors to a show filled with rape, murder, rape and incest. That, too, would hold up. The parents would then be forced to sue HBO, who would in turn sue G.R.R. Martin, who would then commit suicide because of the media backlash. The civil suits alone for homicidal culpability against the families will bankrupt the entire school district.

/As the families are one by one sent to live in the street, the Rains of Castamere will play in the background.
2014-03-24 01:45:03 PM  
1 votes:
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