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(BBC-US)   Fifteen flamingos from Frankfurt found flaccid. Police pursuing potential perpetrators   (bbc.com) divider line 35
    More: Sad, Frankfurt, flamingos, Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung, Die Welt  
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2014-03-24 01:51:28 PM  
Fap.
 
2014-03-24 01:52:24 PM  
My mind did a double take. So I read that as flaming flamingoes.
 
2014-03-24 01:53:08 PM  
Jimmy Buffet doesn't live here anymore.
 
2014-03-24 01:54:07 PM  
fuzz fervently following foes?
 
2014-03-24 01:57:17 PM  
Farking Priceless
 
2014-03-24 01:59:24 PM  
CC's getting back at them for promoting the ghey?
 
2014-03-24 02:01:51 PM  
I can't even read that.  And no, im not alliterate.
 
2014-03-24 02:02:22 PM  
How do you stab a flamingo? Wouldn't they fly away?
 
2014-03-24 02:02:32 PM  
Thank God they didn't kill one more.
 
2014-03-24 02:03:50 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: Thank God they didn't kill one more.


Sixteen stilt-birds stabbed.
 
2014-03-24 02:04:07 PM  
That's very sad. Pass the gravy.
 
2014-03-24 02:05:41 PM  

Resident Muslim: My mind did a double take. So I read that as flaming flamingoes.


Why not both?
 
2014-03-24 02:11:11 PM  
Wouldn't have happened if flamingos were illegal.
 
2014-03-24 02:11:36 PM  

jfivealive: I can't even read that.  And no, im not alliterate.


Haha wow! is something actually obscure on Fark?

/Four fat frogs fishing for frightened fish.
 
2014-03-24 02:11:40 PM  
gifrific.com
 
2014-03-24 02:12:11 PM  
Fluff the fronds of your flock of flaccid flamingos with fulsome Pfizer...fproducts.

/couldn't stick the landing
//it's all flamingoed-up
///like a cock-up, but bigger
 
2014-03-24 02:16:52 PM  
You need a lot of flamingo legs to make a meal.
 
2014-03-24 02:17:33 PM  
cdn.alltheragefaces.com
 
2014-03-24 02:24:54 PM  
psoacal.uwm.edu
Unavailable for comment.
 
2014-03-24 02:29:51 PM  
Before we judge. Anyone what sounds do those damn things make? I have no idea.  It could be the most annoying thing on earth.

The strangest sounding animals around here tend to be rabbits, owls, foxes, coyotes, deer and early morning birds.  People freak out when they hear that stuff for the first time.  People don't expect some of those sounds out of the animals that make them.  Yes, people have thought their home or property haunted due to animal noises.  Don't question stupidity.  I am sure it's the real cause of the flamingo slashings.  Still, this has nothing on the Duluth Ball Slasher, or DBS as i call him.

When I lived in Tipp City I got a job at a small church.  One of the jobs was installing speakers and a "bird blaster" in the spire.  The spire was made of that copper sheeting and had numerous small holes.  I had to ask about the holes.  I knew those had to be bullet holes. The current owner told me about a former pastor who eventually snapped over the racket caused by the birds.  At the time he lived in a small house that was then part of the church property. Currently a few houses have gone up around the church.  This happened in the 1970's and I was shown an old paper clipping that hung in the office.
Seems the old boy had a beef with an atheist owl, heathen hawks and some pegan pigeons that tried to take up residence in the church steeple.  He was arrested one morning after a shooting up the steeple in an attempt to disperse the sinners.  Some of his stray round did damage elsewhere, but nobody was injured/killed... In fact the clipping even said none of the birds were harmed.  My guess is he was gone after that.  Given the number of holes I saw while installing the proper "bird blaster" my guess was he was no stranger to plinking birds off the church steeple.  Many holes came from the area his home was located at.
 
2014-03-24 02:33:51 PM  

kd8our: Before we judge. Anyone what sounds do those damn things make? I have no idea.  It could be the most annoying thing on earth.


Yeah, pretty close.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHtZuK2fpXQ
 
2014-03-24 02:35:13 PM  

Resident Muslim: My mind did a double take. So I read that as flaming flamingoes.


I didn't parse it correctly the first time through.  All I got out of it initially was something, something flaccid frakfurters.
 
2014-03-24 02:35:43 PM  

kd8our: Before we judge. Anyone what sounds do those damn things make? I have no idea.  It could be the most annoying thing on earth.

The strangest sounding animals around here tend to be rabbits, owls, foxes, coyotes, deer and early morning birds.  People freak out when they hear that stuff for the first time.  People don't expect some of those sounds out of the animals that make them.  Yes, people have thought their home or property haunted due to animal noises.  Don't question stupidity.  I am sure it's the real cause of the flamingo slashings.  Still, this has nothing on the Duluth Ball Slasher, or DBS as i call him.

When I lived in Tipp City I got a job at a small church.  One of the jobs was installing speakers and a "bird blaster" in the spire.  The spire was made of that copper sheeting and had numerous small holes.  I had to ask about the holes.  I knew those had to be bullet holes. The current owner told me about a former pastor who eventually snapped over the racket caused by the birds.  At the time he lived in a small house that was then part of the church property. Currently a few houses have gone up around the church.  This happened in the 1970's and I was shown an old paper clipping that hung in the office.
Seems the old boy had a beef with an atheist owl, heathen hawks and some pegan pigeons that tried to take up residence in the church steeple.  He was arrested one morning after a shooting up the steeple in an attempt to disperse the sinners.  Some of his stray round did damage elsewhere, but nobody was injured/killed... In fact the clipping even said none of the birds were harmed.  My guess is he was gone after that.  Given the number of holes I saw while installing the proper "bird blaster" my guess was he was no stranger to plinking birds off the church steeple.  Many holes came from the area his home was located at.


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2014-03-24 02:57:30 PM  
According to a different article, some of then were actually beheaded.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/sleeping-flamingos-beheaded-at-german-zo o- killer-sought/
 
2014-03-24 02:59:56 PM  
Gooooooooooooo pelicans!
 
2014-03-24 03:00:38 PM  
Flying fickle finger.....what???
dannymiller.typepad.com
 
2014-03-24 03:24:03 PM  
Sorry subby. I don't find animal cruelty to be as funny as I used to.
 
2014-03-24 03:25:47 PM  
The flamingo killings in Frankfurt leave the German media guessing. "Who would do such a thing?"

I'm going to guess Claude Cooper.  You can't trust those kleptomaniacs.
 
2014-03-24 03:33:27 PM  
From now on you are longer going to say the word flaccid to me.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGngNECtglc
 
2014-03-24 03:47:18 PM  

Sonic Yawn: The flamingo killings in Frankfurt leave the German media guessing. "Who would do such a thing?"

I'm going to guess Claude Cooper.  You can't trust those kleptomaniacs.


I'll clobber him!
 
2014-03-24 03:49:29 PM  
Not amused.
p8.storage.canalblog.com
 
2014-03-24 05:57:47 PM  

Dinobot: According to a different article, some of then were actually beheaded.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/sleeping-flamingos-beheaded-at-german-zo o- killer-sought/


According to the BBC, this is the second time this has happened. The first was in 2008, which suggests it was someone mentally unwell.
 
2014-03-24 06:30:42 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: Dinobot: According to a different article, some of then were actually beheaded.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/sleeping-flamingos-beheaded-at-german-zo o- killer-sought/

According to the BBC, this is the second time this has happened. The first was in 2008, which suggests it was someone mentally unwell.


Are you saying they would have probably been mentally well, if they had only done this once.
 
2014-03-24 11:43:15 PM  
www.wrestlingrumors.net
Wanted for questioning.
 
2014-03-25 12:58:51 PM  
Case solved: It was a fox (just on german TV)...
 
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