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(Daily Star)   Woman poses with disciple as she claims to be alien god of cat people and was engaged to current Arsenal manager in the 15th century when she was Joan of Arc   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 10
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2014-03-24 02:46:13 PM  
2 votes:
web.mit.edu
2014-03-24 02:20:57 PM  
2 votes:
h century?

Wasn't that the last time Arsenal beat Chelsea?
2014-03-24 02:14:53 PM  
2 votes:
I was a serf named Harold in 13th century Cheshire. I married possibly the ugliest woman in existence because her father had three dairy cows and promised to help build a new cottage for us and the bugger only bought half the bloody wood we needed. We were happily married for three weeks then the weather cleared up and I saw her in full daylight for the first time. The marriage lasted until I died at forty-three in a pitchfork-related accident. I had three extra-marital affairs, one with a fat Welsh prostitute and the others with one of the cows.
2014-03-24 12:43:44 PM  
2 votes:
How is it all these people with past lives were Joan of Arc or some other famous person?  It's never, "Um, yeah, I was a dirt farmer in 1352 and died at age 37 from gout."
2014-03-24 04:11:53 PM  
1 votes:
www.inbe.org
2014-03-24 03:36:00 PM  
1 votes:

timujin: How is it all these people with past lives were Joan of Arc or some other famous person?  It's never, "Um, yeah, I was a dirt farmer in 1352 and died at age 37 from gout."


Conversely, imagine Joan of Arc realizing she was going to come back in another life as some crazy cat goddess.
2014-03-24 02:17:21 PM  
1 votes:
It could be true.  Why not just ask this guy?
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
2014-03-24 02:02:15 PM  
1 votes:

Somacandra: FTFA: She dated Wenger when he was air to the French throne, apparently.



Air?

/me sobs
2014-03-24 01:58:56 PM  
1 votes:

Ambivalence: timujin: How is it all these people with past lives were Joan of Arc or some other famous person?  It's never, "Um, yeah, I was a dirt farmer in 1352 and died at age 37 from gout."

It's only the attention whores who were famous historical figures.  I would actually be embarrased or dissapointed if I found out I was famous in a past life.  That being said, I totally hope I slept with Ben Franklin in a past life.


Nah,...

I always say, why put limitations on yourself...

Dig him up and sleep with him now.

If that doesn't make you famous, nothing will.
2014-03-24 12:02:56 PM  
1 votes:
FTFA: She dated Wenger when he was air to the French throne, apparently.

upload.wikimedia.org

Do you know who else was the Sun and the Air?
 
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