If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Daily Star)   Woman poses with disciple as she claims to be alien god of cat people and was engaged to current Arsenal manager in the 15th century when she was Joan of Arc   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 7
    More: Amusing, Joan of Arc, Arsene Wenger, alien races, cat people, Labour Leader, UKIP, woman claims, Ed Miliband  
•       •       •

7114 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Mar 2014 at 1:50 PM (22 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Smartest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2014-03-24 12:43:44 PM
2 votes:
How is it all these people with past lives were Joan of Arc or some other famous person?  It's never, "Um, yeah, I was a dirt farmer in 1352 and died at age 37 from gout."
2014-03-24 02:45:54 PM
1 votes:
i242.photobucket.com
2014-03-24 02:16:48 PM
1 votes:

buckler: FunkOut: FabulousFreep: timujin: How is it all these people with past lives were Joan of Arc or some other famous person? It's never, "Um, yeah, I was a dirt farmer in 1352 and died at age 37 from gout."

Because they are delusional attention seeking nut cases in need of therapy and possibly institutionalization regardless if they claim to be Joan or a dirt farmer.

Just because you can't remember being a Chinese peasant like everyone else on the planet.

Pretty much what I came to say. I'm always amused that people who believe in "past lives" almost always claim to have been someone of fame or nobility. You never hear "yeah, I was an English fishwife named Hortense in the 15th century".


Rimmer: Because, believe it or not, Lister, he told me that, in a past incarnation, I was Alexander the Great's chief eunuch.

Lister: Do you know something? I believe you.

Rimmer: He didn't say that I was Alexander himself, which is obviously what I wanted to hear. But it explained everything: I'd lived a previous life alongside one of the greatest generals in history. No wonder the military's in my blood.

Lister: No wonder you're such a good singer.

Rimmer: Well, maybe it's rot, I don't know. But it's funny -- to this day, I can't look at a pair of nutcrackers without wincing. And why is it, whenever I'm with a large group of women, I have this overwhelming urge to bathe them in warm olive oil?

Lister: I have that urge, Rimmer. It's got nothing to do with past lives.

//two Red Dwarf references out of one article!
2014-03-24 02:02:15 PM
1 votes:

Somacandra: FTFA: She dated Wenger when he was air to the French throne, apparently.



Air?

/me sobs
2014-03-24 01:55:02 PM
1 votes:

timujin: How is it all these people with past lives were Joan of Arc or some other famous person? It's never, "Um, yeah, I was a dirt farmer in 1352 and died at age 37 from gout."


Because they are delusional attention seeking nut cases in need of therapy and possibly institutionalization regardless if they claim to be Joan or a dirt farmer.
2014-03-24 12:42:45 PM
1 votes:
You're a looney...
2014-03-24 12:02:56 PM
1 votes:
FTFA: She dated Wenger when he was air to the French throne, apparently.

upload.wikimedia.org

Do you know who else was the Sun and the Air?
 
Displayed 7 of 7 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report