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(Daily Star)   Woman poses with disciple as she claims to be alien god of cat people and was engaged to current Arsenal manager in the 15th century when she was Joan of Arc   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 72
    More: Amusing, Joan of Arc, Arsene Wenger, alien races, cat people, Labour Leader, UKIP, woman claims, Ed Miliband  
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2014-03-24 03:49:19 PM  

doubled99: This is who she identifies as. Who are you to question that you bigot?


Who am I to question that I bigot what?

/first time I've seen bigot as a verb
//commas are important
///pedantic slashies
 
2014-03-24 03:51:28 PM  

Somacandra: FTFA: She dated Wenger when he was air to the French throne, apparently.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x298]

Do you know who else was the Sun and the Air?


... and coincidentally, also knows how Joan of Arc felt.
 
2014-03-24 03:55:10 PM  
Isn't it significantly more likely that in a past life you were a janitor or something like that?  Of all the things you could have been in a past life, nobody ever goes with "pedestrian job".
 
2014-03-24 04:08:29 PM  

FunkOut: Was she putting out fire with gasoline?


Since no one else has affirmed your reference...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpdHMaccjw4

Bowie is excellent.
 
2014-03-24 04:11:53 PM  
www.inbe.org
 
2014-03-24 04:24:48 PM  
Ha ha! You British Farkers get to feed and house this woman for the rest of her life.
 
2014-03-24 04:30:18 PM  
Bastards, I must have been a first-world middle-class privileged cubicle drone in all of my previous lives because that's all I know.
 
2014-03-24 05:03:31 PM  
It looks like Joan of Arc gave up on her training programs
 
2014-03-24 05:16:43 PM  

FunkOut: Was she putting out fire with gasoline?


I think I love you.
 
2014-03-24 05:23:58 PM  

FunkOut: Was she putting out fire with gasoline?


How else would you do it?
 
2014-03-24 06:58:36 PM  

cynicalbastard: I was a serf named Harold in 13th century Cheshire. I married possibly the ugliest woman in existence because her father had three dairy cows and promised to help build a new cottage for us and the bugger only bought half the bloody wood we needed. We were happily married for three weeks then the weather cleared up and I saw her in full daylight for the first time. The marriage lasted until I died at forty-three in a pitchfork-related accident. I had three extra-marital affairs, one with a fat Welsh prostitute and the others with one of the cows.


I was the fat Welsh prostitute. You still owe me two groats and a chicken.
 
2014-03-24 07:08:05 PM  
The way you know this woman is full of shiat is that the cat people don't come from Canis Major. That would be blasphemy.
 
2014-03-24 07:24:05 PM  

VladTheEmailer: cynicalbastard: I was a serf named Harold in 13th century Cheshire. I married possibly the ugliest woman in existence because her father had three dairy cows and promised to help build a new cottage for us and the bugger only bought half the bloody wood we needed. We were happily married for three weeks then the weather cleared up and I saw her in full daylight for the first time. The marriage lasted until I died at forty-three in a pitchfork-related accident. I had three extra-marital affairs, one with a fat Welsh prostitute and the others with one of the cows.

I was the fat Welsh prostitute. You still owe me two groats and a chicken.


Plus 7 ish centuries of interest; no doubt?
 
2014-03-24 07:34:52 PM  

iheartscotch: VladTheEmailer: cynicalbastard: I was a serf named Harold in 13th century Cheshire. I married possibly the ugliest woman in existence because her father had three dairy cows and promised to help build a new cottage for us and the bugger only bought half the bloody wood we needed. We were happily married for three weeks then the weather cleared up and I saw her in full daylight for the first time. The marriage lasted until I died at forty-three in a pitchfork-related accident. I had three extra-marital affairs, one with a fat Welsh prostitute and the others with one of the cows.

I was the fat Welsh prostitute. You still owe me two groats and a chicken.

Plus 7 ish centuries of interest; no doubt?


I already added the interest.
 
2014-03-24 08:44:02 PM  

VladTheEmailer: iheartscotch: VladTheEmailer: cynicalbastard: I was a serf named Harold in 13th century Cheshire. I married possibly the ugliest woman in existence because her father had three dairy cows and promised to help build a new cottage for us and the bugger only bought half the bloody wood we needed. We were happily married for three weeks then the weather cleared up and I saw her in full daylight for the first time. The marriage lasted until I died at forty-three in a pitchfork-related accident. I had three extra-marital affairs, one with a fat Welsh prostitute and the others with one of the cows.

I was the fat Welsh prostitute. You still owe me two groats and a chicken.

Plus 7 ish centuries of interest; no doubt?

I already added the interest.


I can only imagine what the original price would have been.
 
2014-03-24 09:34:25 PM  

A public statement on the behalf of the Cat People by Brantgoose

SHE'S NOT THE BOSS OF US!

What a Whack-a-Tunes!

This has been a public statement on behalf of the Cat People.

Disclaimer:  The Cat People are not affiliated in any way with the Cat Women on the Moon. Nor are the Cat People responsible for the debts of Halli Berri.
 
2014-03-24 09:51:11 PM  

timujin: How is it all these people with past lives were Joan of Arc or some other famous person?  It's never, "Um, yeah, I was a dirt farmer in 1352 and died at age 37 from gout."


Not likely, 'Gout' is a disease of the wealthy.
Not so much now but back in the day a poor dirt farmer would never get 'The Gout'.
 
2014-03-24 09:57:23 PM  
I thought this gal was the leader of the "Cat people"?

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-24 11:27:32 PM  
My take on past lives is that we each get to live every single life there ever was and ever will be.

So be nice to everyone you can, because in another life there goes you.
 
2014-03-25 01:07:02 AM  

iheartscotch: VladTheEmailer: iheartscotch: VladTheEmailer: cynicalbastard: I was a serf named Harold in 13th century Cheshire. I married possibly the ugliest woman in existence because her father had three dairy cows and promised to help build a new cottage for us and the bugger only bought half the bloody wood we needed. We were happily married for three weeks then the weather cleared up and I saw her in full daylight for the first time. The marriage lasted until I died at forty-three in a pitchfork-related accident. I had three extra-marital affairs, one with a fat Welsh prostitute and the others with one of the cows.

I was the fat Welsh prostitute. You still owe me two groats and a chicken.

Plus 7 ish centuries of interest; no doubt?

I already added the interest.

I can only imagine what the original price would have been.


Look up the definition of "groats". The two groats were the original price. The chicken was the interest. So, basically, if I take her to Swiss Chalet and let her pig out on bbq chicken and throw a roll into the deal, we're even.
 
2014-03-25 03:13:40 AM  

cynicalbastard: iheartscotch: VladTheEmailer: iheartscotch: VladTheEmailer: cynicalbastard: I was a serf named Harold in 13th century Cheshire. I married possibly the ugliest woman in existence because her father had three dairy cows and promised to help build a new cottage for us and the bugger only bought half the bloody wood we needed. We were happily married for three weeks then the weather cleared up and I saw her in full daylight for the first time. The marriage lasted until I died at forty-three in a pitchfork-related accident. I had three extra-marital affairs, one with a fat Welsh prostitute and the others with one of the cows.

I was the fat Welsh prostitute. You still owe me two groats and a chicken.

Plus 7 ish centuries of interest; no doubt?

I already added the interest.

I can only imagine what the original price would have been.

Look up the definition of "groats". The two groats were the original price. The chicken was the interest. So, basically, if I take her to Swiss Chalet and let her pig out on bbq chicken and throw a roll into the deal, we're even.


A roll with butter or a roll with hay?
 
2014-03-25 04:03:29 AM  

Gyrfalcon: cynicalbastard: iheartscotch: VladTheEmailer: iheartscotch: VladTheEmailer: cynicalbastard: I was a serf named Harold in 13th century Cheshire. I married possibly the ugliest woman in existence because her father had three dairy cows and promised to help build a new cottage for us and the bugger only bought half the bloody wood we needed. We were happily married for three weeks then the weather cleared up and I saw her in full daylight for the first time. The marriage lasted until I died at forty-three in a pitchfork-related accident. I had three extra-marital affairs, one with a fat Welsh prostitute and the others with one of the cows.

I was the fat Welsh prostitute. You still owe me two groats and a chicken.

Plus 7 ish centuries of interest; no doubt?

I already added the interest.

I can only imagine what the original price would have been.

Look up the definition of "groats". The two groats were the original price. The chicken was the interest. So, basically, if I take her to Swiss Chalet and let her pig out on bbq chicken and throw a roll into the deal, we're even.

A roll with butter or a roll with hay?


why not both?
 
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