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(Kotaku)   What would it look like if Disney characters were in the middle of a zombie apocalypse? Probably something like this   (kotaku.com) divider line 64
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2014-03-24 12:12:55 PM  

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2014-03-24 12:36:39 PM  
Awful.  Could somebody who doesn't jerk off to cartoons try out this premise without wasting it?

I was expecting Donald Duck with a chainsaw or something.
 
2014-03-24 12:39:52 PM  

thamike: Awful.  Could somebody who doesn't jerk off to cartoons try out this premise without wasting it?


Yeah. In a zombie apocalypse, I kinda doubt all the women will be stumbling around in constricting corsets or barely-there bikini tops and tight pants.
 
2014-03-24 12:48:45 PM  
I liked the cheerleader princesses zombie killers.

If you're going to go for it, go all the way.
 
2014-03-24 12:53:02 PM  
Oh man, Disney characters, in a non-traditional setting? I mean, that's about as far out there as you can get, man.
 
2014-03-24 01:04:35 PM  
You'd think some of those mascots would have some advantages to not being bit in ideal places like the arms necks and legs.

It would be awesome if Disneyworld ended up being the place people go to hold off the zombiepocalypse. Goofy running amok with a chain saw, Donald with a sawed off. Not to mention the furry sex.

Add in a family in a station wagon showing up to Disneyworld ala National Lampoon's vacation.

Can we make this movie?
 
2014-03-24 02:08:07 PM  
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"Disney character" Not bothered by your zombies at all.
 
2014-03-24 02:08:14 PM  

Theaetetus: thamike: Awful.  Could somebody who doesn't jerk off to cartoons try out this premise without wasting it?

Yeah. In a zombie apocalypse, I kinda doubt all the women will be stumbling around in constricting corsets or barely-there bikini tops and tight pants.


No offense to those of you who jerk off to cartoons.
 
2014-03-24 02:11:20 PM  

thamike: Theaetetus: thamike: Awful.  Could somebody who doesn't jerk off to cartoons try out this premise without wasting it?

Yeah. In a zombie apocalypse, I kinda doubt all the women will be stumbling around in constricting corsets or barely-there bikini tops and tight pants.

No offense to those of you who jerk off to cartoons.


None taken.
 
2014-03-24 02:20:30 PM  
I read comic books, play video games, I like women wearing revealing clothing, and even I wonder if every art school instructor teaches that you have to start drawing a woman by drawing her belly button.  It's really terribly embarrassing when Japanese cartoons are actually better at realistic depictions of women.
 
2014-03-24 02:27:53 PM  

thamike: Theaetetus: thamike: Awful.  Could somebody who doesn't jerk off to cartoons try out this premise without wasting it?

Yeah. In a zombie apocalypse, I kinda doubt all the women will be stumbling around in constricting corsets or barely-there bikini tops and tight pants.

No offense to those of you who jerk off to cartoons.


The irony being that I was just cursing about how there's a lack of good jerk material available today.
 
2014-03-24 02:37:15 PM  

bdub77: You'd think some of those mascots would have some advantages to not being bit in ideal places like the arms necks and legs.

It would be awesome if Disneyworld ended up being the place people go to hold off the zombiepocalypse. Goofy running amok with a chain saw, Donald with a sawed off. Not to mention the furry sex.

Add in a family in a station wagon showing up to Disneyworld ala National Lampoon's vacation.

Can we make this movie?


That's pretty close to the last act of Zombieland, though.
 
2014-03-24 02:39:56 PM  

Mad_Radhu: bdub77: You'd think some of those mascots would have some advantages to not being bit in ideal places like the arms necks and legs.

It would be awesome if Disneyworld ended up being the place people go to hold off the zombiepocalypse. Goofy running amok with a chain saw, Donald with a sawed off. Not to mention the furry sex.

Add in a family in a station wagon showing up to Disneyworld ala National Lampoon's vacation.

Can we make this movie?

That's pretty close to the last act of Zombieland, though.


I never got through that movie. It insisted upon itself.
 
2014-03-24 02:50:32 PM  
Eric appears to be hiding a zombie bite under his sleeve, but the blood is seeping through.

Guess Ariel will have to put him down.

/exposed flesh + zombie apocalypse = bad idea
//Zombie Survival 101
 
2014-03-24 02:51:17 PM  

Boojum2k: [img.fark.net image 500x400]

"Disney character" Not bothered by your zombies at all.


That's one of my favorite movies & I had no idea Disney made it. I probably assumed it wasn't Disney because of the ultra brief nudidity. Most realist dragon I've ever seen though.
 
2014-03-24 02:53:37 PM  

Theaetetus: thamike: Awful.  Could somebody who doesn't jerk off to cartoons try out this premise without wasting it?

Yeah. In a zombie apocalypse, I kinda doubt all the women will be stumbling around in constricting corsets or barely-there bikini tops and tight pants.


I did a mental tableflip when I saw the girls from Frozen wearing low cut jeans that IRL would expose about 2" of louse infested post apocalyptic bush. Pure one handed "art".
 
2014-03-24 02:57:22 PM  

SewerSquirrels: That's one of my favorite movies & I had no idea Disney made it. I probably assumed it wasn't Disney because of the ultra brief nudidity. Most realist dragon I've ever seen though.


Disney produced it jointly with Paramount, so I consider it to still count. And yeah, Vermithrax Pejorative is awesome and gives no farks.
 
2014-03-24 02:57:22 PM  
Not every piece of fan art needs a headline.
 
2014-03-24 02:58:46 PM  

No Such Agency: Theaetetus: thamike: Awful.  Could somebody who doesn't jerk off to cartoons try out this premise without wasting it?

Yeah. In a zombie apocalypse, I kinda doubt all the women will be stumbling around in constricting corsets or barely-there bikini tops and tight pants.

I did a mental tableflip when I saw the girls from Frozen wearing low cut jeans that IRL would expose about 2" of louse infested post apocalyptic bush. Pure one handed "art".


So zombie apocalypse means crabs?
 
2014-03-24 03:00:54 PM  

SewerSquirrels: nudidity


Nu-DID-it-ti (n)

1.
The insistence upon the concept of nudity taking precedence over the main idea of any topic of conversation.

Nudiditude (n)

1.
The mindset required for prolonged nudidity

Nudiditudinous (adj.)

1.
Having the ideal criteria to develop a nudiditude
 
2014-03-24 03:04:28 PM  
It's no Velma

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2014-03-24 03:07:02 PM  

Boojum2k: SewerSquirrels: That's one of my favorite movies & I had no idea Disney made it. I probably assumed it wasn't Disney because of the ultra brief nudidity. Most realist dragon I've ever seen though.

Disney produced it jointly with Paramount, so I consider it to still count. And yeah, Vermithrax Pejorative is awesome and gives no farks.


Except for the flight sequences, the FX hold up very well to this day. And really the only thing wrong with the flight is the slight bluescreen cropping; nothing that can't be eliminated.

Disney needs to remake this alongside 'The Black Hole' reboot in the works.

/she is Vermithrax the Mighty! You are like the buzzing of flies to her!
 
2014-03-24 03:07:44 PM  

Tax Boy: It's no Velma

[media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 500x546]


Looks like she is actually after vampires.  Well either that or she has a 'shop teacher' fetish.
 
2014-03-24 03:09:53 PM  

Boojum2k: SewerSquirrels: That's one of my favorite movies & I had no idea Disney made it. I probably assumed it wasn't Disney because of the ultra brief nudidity. Most realist dragon I've ever seen though.

Disney produced it jointly with Paramount, so I consider it to still count. And yeah, Vermithrax Pejorative is awesome and gives no farks.


Love that movie.

And Vermithrax Pejorative is the name of my GWAR cover band.

/Too soon?
 
2014-03-24 03:10:21 PM  
So, the artist either has a thing for midriffs, or there is some inherent advantage - after the apocalypse - to having the hip-bones and the mons pubis prominently displayed?

I'm...  not complaining, mind you, just curious.
 
2014-03-24 03:19:16 PM  
Vermithrax Pejorative, "the wyrm of Thrace who makes things worse".  best Disney name evar.
 
2014-03-24 03:19:24 PM  
If(cartoonHot){
return midriff;
}
Else{
return michonneKnockoff;
}
 
2014-03-24 03:24:45 PM  
I bet he can't draw feet.
 
2014-03-24 03:26:36 PM  

JeffKochosky: Boojum2k: SewerSquirrels: That's one of my favorite movies & I had no idea Disney made it. I probably assumed it wasn't Disney because of the ultra brief nudidity. Most realist dragon I've ever seen though.

Disney produced it jointly with Paramount, so I consider it to still count. And yeah, Vermithrax Pejorative is awesome and gives no farks.

Love that movie.

And Vermithrax Pejorative is the name of my GWAR cover band.

/Too soon?


Fifty years old?  Way too farking soon.
 
2014-03-24 03:28:45 PM  

No Such Agency: I did a mental tableflip when I saw the girls from Frozen wearing low cut jeans that IRL would expose about 2" of louse infested post apocalyptic bush.



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2014-03-24 03:31:54 PM  

Nurglitch: thamike: Theaetetus: thamike: Awful.  Could somebody who doesn't jerk off to cartoons try out this premise without wasting it?

Yeah. In a zombie apocalypse, I kinda doubt all the women will be stumbling around in constricting corsets or barely-there bikini tops and tight pants.

No offense to those of you who jerk off to cartoons.

The irony being that I was just cursing about how there's a lack of good jerk material available today.


i18.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-24 03:36:56 PM  

Theaetetus: thamike: Awful.  Could somebody who doesn't jerk off to cartoons try out this premise without wasting it?

Yeah. In a zombie apocalypse, I kinda doubt all the women will be stumbling around in constricting corsets or barely-there bikini tops and tight pants.


Eeeeeeexactly. And I'm sure the last thing they want is to have 3' long flowing hair that can easily get grabbed by zombies or humans bent on taking advantage of them.

Close-cropped hair (or at least a hat), and snug clothes that you can maneuver in, not have to struggle to in or out of, and not baggy enough to get snagged on something (see: hair).
 
2014-03-24 03:40:20 PM  

RoxtarRyan: Theaetetus: thamike: Awful.  Could somebody who doesn't jerk off to cartoons try out this premise without wasting it?

Yeah. In a zombie apocalypse, I kinda doubt all the women will be stumbling around in constricting corsets or barely-there bikini tops and tight pants.

Eeeeeeexactly. And I'm sure the last thing they want is to have 3' long flowing hair that can easily get grabbed by zombies or humans bent on taking advantage of them.

Close-cropped hair (or at least a hat), and snug clothes that you can maneuver in, not have to struggle to in or out of, and not baggy enough to get snagged on something (see: hair).


Clementine will remember that.
 
2014-03-24 03:50:28 PM  
I think ironically the safest way to navigate the zombie apocalypse safely would be to go naked but greased up with fat or Vaseline or something. Can't get grabbed, can't get ate.
 
2014-03-24 04:13:32 PM  

RoxtarRyan: snug clothes that you can maneuver in, not have to struggle to in or out of, and not baggy enough to get snagged on something


Preferably something like leather because a) it looks good and b) it is a biatch to bite through.
 
2014-03-24 04:17:50 PM  
Kotaku truly is the best at video game journalism
 
2014-03-24 04:18:11 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: I think ironically the safest way to navigate the zombie apocalypse safely would be to go naked but greased up with fat or Vaseline or something. Can't get grabbed, can't get ate.



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2014-03-24 04:26:23 PM  
Crudbucket:

Clementine will remember that.

Well played, good sir (or ma'am).
 
2014-03-24 05:31:09 PM  
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2014-03-24 05:36:27 PM  

Theaetetus: Yeah. In a zombie apocalypse, I kinda doubt all the women will be stumbling around in constricting corsets or barely-there bikini tops and tight pants.


Disney women will.
 
2014-03-24 05:57:44 PM  

RoxtarRyan: Theaetetus: thamike: Awful.  Could somebody who doesn't jerk off to cartoons try out this premise without wasting it?

Yeah. In a zombie apocalypse, I kinda doubt all the women will be stumbling around in constricting corsets or barely-there bikini tops and tight pants.

Eeeeeeexactly. And I'm sure the last thing they want is to have 3' long flowing hair that can easily get grabbed by zombies or humans bent on taking advantage of them.

Close-cropped hair (or at least a hat), and snug clothes that you can maneuver in, not have to struggle to in or out of, and not baggy enough to get snagged on something (see: hair).


I love that people are taking 'seriously' the magical advent of mystic post-death beings, so seriously in fact that there are 'rules' and shiat, and because people violate those rules they get mocked.

/the art is bad and stupid
//so is your corpse fetish
 
2014-03-24 06:04:04 PM  

kroonermanblack: RoxtarRyan: Theaetetus: thamike: Awful.  Could somebody who doesn't jerk off to cartoons try out this premise without wasting it?

Yeah. In a zombie apocalypse, I kinda doubt all the women will be stumbling around in constricting corsets or barely-there bikini tops and tight pants.

Eeeeeeexactly. And I'm sure the last thing they want is to have 3' long flowing hair that can easily get grabbed by zombies or humans bent on taking advantage of them.

Close-cropped hair (or at least a hat), and snug clothes that you can maneuver in, not have to struggle to in or out of, and not baggy enough to get snagged on something (see: hair).

I love that people are taking 'seriously' the magical advent of mystic post-death beings, so seriously in fact that there are 'rules' and shiat, and because people violate those rules they get mocked.

/the art is bad and stupid
//so is your corpse fetish


STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE
 
2014-03-24 06:04:33 PM  

kroonermanblack: I love that people are taking 'seriously' the magical advent of mystic post-death beings, so seriously in fact that there are 'rules' and shiat, and because people violate those rules they get mocked.


rule #1: cardio
 
2014-03-24 06:10:54 PM  
they got mulan pretty well......... i think
 
2014-03-24 06:42:33 PM  

mr smart the great: they got mulan pretty well......... i think


She does seem the most pragmatically-dressed of the bunch.
 
2014-03-24 06:58:56 PM  
Zombies were cool a decade ago.

They are not cool anymore.
 
2014-03-24 08:00:26 PM  
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2014-03-24 08:21:32 PM  

fluffy2097: Zombies were cool a decade ago.

They are not cool anymore.


Know what IS cool, though?

Being yourself.
 
2014-03-24 08:41:00 PM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: fluffy2097: Zombies were cool a decade ago.

They are not cool anymore.

Know what IS cool, though?

Being yourself.


Only if yourself is a cool person. Mine is  dickbag.
 
2014-03-24 09:33:23 PM  
Concept may be interesting, but that's some weak material.

Concept's not all that interesting either.
 
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